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Jan 15 "Ricky
you better hurry up & throw it seeing you're getting married Saturday! Plummer
fails in Playoffs! Come on Ricky Ray you star CFL
Grey Cup 2003
 QB Champ "Smack
Me!" I know you can throw a great
pass! I seen ya down here in BroncoLand the other week. We want you! " Cwoa Kellie 
  
  Thurs,
Jan 22 04' "Batman's comments re Tragedy in the Cricket World as David Hookes one of the greatest
ever Sheffield Shield player is dead after being struck by a Bouncer "Prick
with Ears" in Melbourne!" Myk Aussie 
 Contd from Cricket
webWORLD....Batman's Very
sad news re David Hooke's
 
 "Myk Aussie &
mates........Bloody
bouncers, they should lock him in a black hole and throw the key away!
 
 Batman I agree re some/many of the Bouncers they can be real "Prick with
Ears" in Australia & over here. I know they have a job to do & many
guys drink happily & some times Maybe a bit too much booze but those Farkers
need to realize they can really hurt someone & as seen here kill someone. I
seen this Bouncer here in Stampeder Town nearly kill someone one night.
        
 "Ospuntboy
thanks for the picture. After
Batman my Melbourne Mate, his comments towards the Bouncer it seems we should
apply this picture here" Myk Thurs, Jan
18 04, "Oh wow PAM &
Lizzy! Pammy MYKwebTV! Star
San Fran 49er QB Jeff Garcia in some trouble!" Myk 
 Aussie "Myk
Aussie your Vancouver Island Cwoc girlie Pammy is still looking incredibly sexy,
her girlfriend, Lizzy wow!" Imran Kan't, MYKwebWORLD Cricket reporter
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  "Thanks
Imran Kan't MYKwebWORLD Cricket reporter great photography the other week by the
boys. You know Pammy drives me Crazy. Liz is also one of the very best famous
babes out there. Check out me & DJ Jay on the Pammy Hunt, this weeks
MYKwebTV 
Click
here
 How's
that at our mechanical engineering training we had to load those strong PAM
unit's into the machines & then plumb & wire them up. We had to be very
careful with the PAM units, I just kept thinking of Pammy. Heading to LA next
week, try & get my 1st ever real life Pammy MYKwebTV interview. Coming soon
"Myk's Engineering World"
 Contd from NFL
webWORLD on mykaussie.com Jan 15..........
during NFC practice
sessions. Even had beers with Jeff & Tyrell Owens & Mic Morreale the CFL
star at the beach bar while we were chasing Cwoa's in Honolulu. This was during
the afternoons or evenings NFC AFC & NFC practice sessions were in the
mornings 8-11ish. Check out Jeff Garcia in last weeks NFL Pro Bowl 02 "Myk's
Mates Club MYKwebTV". Click
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 From
CFL webWORLD... Marcus Crandell got married during the CFL 03 season. Crazy! I'm
a big fan of Marcus but golden the rule if you're an Aussie, Don't get married
in the footy season. Did this effect Marcus's play, probably. See ya next week
from Super Bowl XXXVIII Houston."  Myk Aussie
 **** New 
Please do not forward this on. Tell your mates to email me for a Mates Club 
trial" Myk Aussie
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Mon, Jan 12 04 "Oh no the Croc ate da 
baby!" Myk 
                     
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"Oh no he's done it this
time." Myk Aussie Photo
compliments of my Aussie Sth Gawler & Darwin footy mate.
 
 Confirmed MYKwebTV will be at Super Bowl XXXVIII!
 Yeh Yeh Yeh Moose &
       I will again be at this years Super Bowl for MYKwebTV, Feb 1 in Houston.  Super Bowl XXXVIII
       MYKwebTV, 5, 15, 30 sec PC TV spots available. If you have a product or
       service that you would like to promote to the massive United States,
       Canadian & Australian Sports market please contact me for
       excellent investment details
       myk@mykaussie.com
or Ph: 403 870-5578 me Canuck #
 
 In a week or two I will be appearing on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live in LA. This very 
popular late night TV show is seen by in excess on 3 million Nth Americans & 
hosted by the former Man Show co-host Jimmy Kimmel. This TV appearance along 
with others in LA will create significant traffic to MYKwebWORLD. Another great 
reason to advertise on MYKwebWORLD & MYKwebTV. Do you know someone that would 
like to promote their products here? Let me know, commission will be paid to you 
on any advertising opportunity that I close because you helped me. myk@mykaussie.com
or ph MYKwebWORLD 403 870-5578. Exciting times for me as I head to LA then to 
Super Bowl in Houston & then hopefully to my 4th NFL Pro Bowl in Hawaii.
 
Wed, Dec 24 " Merry Merry Christmas to all!"
Myk Aussie
 I
have a big 2004 planned. I'm heading to CFL Argo and Alouette Land and then off
to Super Bowl XXXVIII. 38 is my Woodville Warriors SANFL jersey number so I
better get there. 
                         
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consider it a "Christmas gift/donation" to me as I really want to
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more initial details !
 **** New
Please do not forward this on. No of cause you can it's Christmas, Xmas, Kiss My
Arse Ass what ever you want to call this great holiday season." Myk Aussie
 
 Dec 21 "I'm
doing it! I'm selling my magnificent Ford GT Probe as featured in Pammy MYKwebTV!
        
MYKwebWORLD
Design Services MYKwebTV & Navigation tips!  "Myk's VIP Mates Club!"
Myk
 
 Do you want to be
famous? By investing in my car included will be a MYKwebTV show of me handing over my
great car to you. Thus
100,000's of sports fans will see you as the new owner &
me new sports mate. Click
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 Sat,
Dec 20 03 "Christmas giveaways! New "Myk's Mates Club MYKwebTV",
       CFL cheerleader action! Great jokes from my new mate & Cricket
webWORLD reporter, Imran Kant!" Myk Aussie
 
 ***New MYKwebTV "My
Christmas & New Years Mates Club giveaways!
 Check
       out this week's Myk's Mates Club MYKwebTV for some great Christmas &
       News Year giveaways! Click here
       
 
  "Myk
  Aussie & mates do you know the answer to this?  
 Arnold Schwartzenegger has a big one.
 Michael
  J Fox has a small one.
 
  Madonna
  doesn't have one.
   The
  Pope has one but doesn't use it.
 Clinton uses his all the time.
 
  What
  is it ? "     Imran Kant, Cricket reporter,
  MYKwebWORLD
 The answer at the very bottom of this weeks "Mates Club MYKwebTV"
 Click
here
 Again from Imran   "Ball
  Size......."
  
   Myk Aussie & Mates read
  the following 6 statements & the amazing conclusion they lead to: 
 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
 5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
 6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.
 
 AMAZING CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller
  your balls become."   Imran Kant
 As
  I work hard to again make it to the NFL Pro Bowl in Feb 04 my 4th in 5 years
  starting next week is a very special treat especially for all my MYKwebTV
  viewers! Next week on "Myk's Mates Club MYKwebTV" I will be releasing
  the
       amazing 4 Part 20 minute MYKwebTV show from Pro Bowl 2003 in the new
       "Lightning Speed" unreal full screen PC TV quality! Amazing
       footage as I am on the sidelines interviewing many of the beautiful
       cheerleaders & hanging out with the star players. Some of my very
       best MYKwebTV. 
   Also
  starting real soon on "Myk's Mates Club MYKwebTV" Me & Moose at
  NFL Super Bowl from Feb 2003, more never released MYKwebTV.
 Mates from all of us at MYKwebWORLD & Total-CFL.com have a great Christmas
  & hope you have a great 2004. I know I will be trying to!
 
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Fri,
Dec 12 03 " Myk
for your sports & hockey mates!"  Cwoc Frapiccino
 
  "Two
  boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Calgary. One
  of them is attacked by a rabid Rottwieler. Thinking quickly, the other boy
  takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the
  dog's neck.
 A Calgary Sun reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over
  to interview the boy.
 
 "Young Flame's Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal", he starts
  writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Flame's fan", the
  little hero replied.
 
 "Sorry, since we are in Calgary, I just assumed you were", said the reporter,
  and he started again. "Little Stampeder's Fan Rescues Friend From
  Horrific Attack", he continued writing in his notebook.
 
 "But I'm not a Stamp's fan either", cried the boy. "I assumed
  everyone in Calgary was either a Flame's fan or Stamp's fan.
 
 "What team do you root for then?" asked the reporter. "I'm an
  Edmonton Oilers' fan", the boy said proudly.
 
 The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes "Little
 Ukrainian Bastard from Edmonton Kills Beloved Family Pet".
 Thurs,
Dec 11 03 "
Myk &
mates what happens when you have..." Cwoc Oiler
Babe  
 
   1) nothing to do 2) a
  sharp knife 3) a large lime 4) a patient cat 5) too much tequila6) and it's football season?
 
 ANSWER:
  For enlarged view Click
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 "Thanks
sexy Oiler Babe! I have seen the Melon head CFL fans up there in Eskimoland
& also out there in VVVregina but not a Lime head before. Great fans &
great to see your pussy is a Green & Gold Eskimo's footy fan. I hope your
cat & your pussy is all OK....."Myk Aussie
 Tues,
Dec 9 03 "Do you to become part of MYKwebWORLD
?" Myk 
 I currently have five great sports
reporters writing sports/comedy articles for me as I travel the World web Sports
Casting events. Moose Salzer has been a great
help & a very big part of MYKwebWORLD writing many great reports. Moose
invested a significant amount of $$$ into MYKwebWORLD "Myk Aussie lets have
the biggest & best sports webWORLD out there with lots of your great
MYKwebTV" Moose.
    Here's Moose recently in Hawaii
reporting on NFL & NCAA footy.
 Cwoc Oiler
Babe is back & again writing incredible NHL Hockey reports. Sexy Oiler Babe
is a expert on NHL no doubt about that.
 
    Cwoc Oiler Babe with the 
       Oiler Tattoo on her Fanny  Batmans from Melbourne & Dessy
Haines "Mr Intl Aussie Rules Footy" I call him both help me with AFL,
Aussie Rules Footy webWORLD. Batman's can be seen in "Myk in Melbourne
MYKwebTV" on my AFL Aussie Rules Footy MYKwebTV.
 I
welcome Imran Kant my new Pakistani mate here in Stampeder Town. Imran is now
helping me with Cricket webWORLD the gentleman's game. Great stuff Imran!
 Imran
Kant looking very smart in his cricket reporting attire.  Cwoc
Tina & Cwoc Buffy send me some great comedy style pictures for MYKwebWORLD
while Adamek123, Brad & Joey I am Kokanee are my web experts helping me on a
technology level so that MYKwebWORLD & MYKwebTV can stay leading the World
in web Design.
 And
of course we can't forget Cwoc Fanny Anny my great friend & a big part of my
MYKwebTV shows here in Western Canada.
         
 Cwoc Fanny Anny If
you would like to help writing articles especially in areas of MYKwebWORLD that
you see are not as extensive please let me know. Rule is informative articles
& if possible at times in a comedy style. Send me a email  myk@mykaussie.com
       
 I
will be appearing on some TV shows in the US shortly thus experiencing major
growth to MYKwebWORLD. By writing articles you can in a way become a famous
sports writer. 
 Lots
of great MYKwebTV & articles also on general areas of MYKwebWORLD. 
 *****
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" Myk Aussie
 Fri,
Dec 5 03 "Myk when us Cwoc's think we are alone...." Cwoc Buffy
                
 For enlarged view
Click
here "This
is not Cwoc Buffy but photo is compliments of Cwoc Buffy, "Myk's Music MYKwebTV" & upcoming
"MYKwebTV VIP Mates Club" star. Actually it's Madonna???
 Aussie
mates that's the sort of wildlife we do get out here in Western Canada, the big
grizzly Bear. Bit different to a rattle snake down in Aussie crawling up the
Aussie babes fanny as they are having a squat." Myk Aussie
 Tues,
Dec 2 03 "I'm back finally! Cwoa Tina #1 NFL Pro Bowl 2003 cheerleader,
Wow! Cwoc Lisa sucking me cork! I'm heading to Hollywood! Babe Of The Day!" Myk Aussie 
 
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 Mates
Cwoc Lisa is sucking me cork!!!! What a great night it was at the recent Calgary
Stampede with Cwoc's Lisa & Fanny Anny.
 Thanks Tina for the
fantastic autographed photo. It was great to meet you & you are definitely a
star on NFL Pro Bowl MYKwebTV.
 Mates
I have some of these great posters signed by Tina to giveaway. Rate some of my
selected MYKwebTV & Total-CFLwebTV shows to quality, seriously! Mates
I am heading to LA, Hollywood soon. I will be appearing on the very popular
ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live late night show soon, definitely this NFL season. 3+
million US & Canadians will be watching. What footy jersey will I be
wearing? Ed Hervey the star Eskimo's Grey Cup 2003 Champ Wide Receiver says it
would be great if I wore his jersey & I just might or will I wear a Calgary
Kangaroos AFL jersey my latest team or my Sth Gawler Lions or Woodville Warriors
jersey, lets wait & see.   Many
sections of MYKwebWORLD are updated. "Myk's News" gets updated daily
so hope you can join me regularly on MYKwebWORLD. Starting next week the
"Road to Super Bowl". Me & Moose had a wild week in January at
Super Bowl attending many of the media events. I have great footage that I will
be showing on "Myk's Mates Club MYKwebTV" over the next weeks. Babe
of the Day! Since Nov 2002 I have been on "SportsRage" 
Inet & Montreal Radio, Fri 10.45am Pacific CDN/US
time, Sat 5.45pm EST Aussie
time. It is a great
Sports/Comedy radio show hosted by star Gabriel Morency. Last week was my 1 year
anniversary of having a regular weekly segment. The homepage of the The Team
Montreal website just above my logo on the left hand side has a "Babe Of
the Day" To listen
& check out the Babes Click
here   *****
To now go to "Myk's Mates Club MYKwebTV Dec 1
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" Myk Aussie 
       
       
       Fri, Oct 3 10 03 "NFL Pro Bowl cheerleaders my email friends! The
       Team SportsRage & MYKwebWORLD! NFL Rd 5 tips!"
       Myk
 Cwoa Tina the #1 NFL Pro Bowl cheerleader as voted on NFL.com is a recent
       email friend of mine. Tina is sending me some signed pictures of her in
       her Redskins outfit for me to give away to my Mates on Myk's Mates Club.
       Check out Redskins Tina on MYKwebTV Click
       here "
 
 Mates there is now a great link to MYKwebWORLD from Gabriel Morency's
       show The Team SportsRage website. There is a daily hottie each day on
       their website & look where the guys placed me, awesome just below the
       daily hottie. I'll be on tonight 11.45pm Stamps/Eskimos time 1.45am EST
       US & CDN time. Click
here
 
 NFL
Rd 5 tips Bill Romo &
the Raiders
over Bears, Cardinals with Emmitt at Emmitt's old Cowboys, Dolphins
at Giants, Vikings to defeat Falcons, Go Vikings with Gus former
Bronco at QB, Seahawks at Packers, Seahawks are finally playing like
men & not the Seagals! Me Broncos to defeat Chiefs, Jessica
Bengals Pro Bowl 03, MYKwebTV star & Maxim star from Bengals at Bills,
Saints at Panthers,
 Tits
to loose to Patriots lead by Super Bowl MVP & MYKwebTV star Tom Brady,
Darren Bennett's Chargers to defeat Jaquars, Lions at 49ers come
on Jeff & Tyrell I know you guys are mates, you were hanging out together at
Pro Bowl, Cwoa Tina NFL.com #1 cheerleader & MYKwebTV star from the Redskins
at Eagles, Browns at Steelers, Colts at Bucs
        Mooses
NFL Picks Arizona over Dallas,
Kansas City over DenverAtlanta over Minnesota, Oakland over Chicago, New England over Tennessee
 Detroit over San Francisco, Pittsburgh over Cleveland,
 Tampa Bay over Indianapolis, Buffalo over Cincinnati
 Miami over New York Giants, Seattle over Green Bay
 Jacksonville over San Diego, Washington - Philadelphia - tie "
       Myk Aussie
 
  
       
       
       Thurs, Oct 2 '03 "CFL Rd 16 tips! NFL tips tomorrow" Myk Aussie
  
CFL Rd 16   
Battle of the Cellar Dwellers Stamps
just over Tiger-Cats, Argo's just over Renegades, should be a rippa of a
game in unfortunately empty Skydome! Lions just over Bombers, another
rippa as Bombers are coming back to form. 
 Grey Cup 02 Champs Alouettes over Eskimos just! Wow the repeat of the CFL
2002 Grey Cup. This should be the game of the year! Make sure to check out Moose
& my CFL Rd 16 preview Total-CFLwebTV show. Click
here  "
Myk Aussie
 
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