Below is "Myk's Mates Club webWORLD". Lots of Comedy, Cwoc & Cwoa Hunting with HARDBALL MYKwebTV, reading & pics! By reading this page below you are confirming that you are 1) A Guy about 12-14 years old 2) You are a Cool Women 16 years of age or older. Don't want your mum's telling me off!" Myk

"If you are here somehow Free I hope you decide to join us regularly in Mates Club
Click here" Myk Aussie
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Wed, Dec 24 " Merry Merry Christmas to all!" Myk Aussie

I have a big 2004 planned. I'm heading to CFL Argo and Alouette Land and then off to Super Bowl XXXVIII. 38 is my Woodville Warriors SANFL jersey number so I better get there.

"Myk's VIP Mates Club!" HARDBall & lots more. Click on Cwoa Kellie above for details on investing in my DVD & being part of the movie. If you like MYKwebTV by investing in a DVD consider it a "Christmas gift/donation" to me as I really want to order a minimum of 5 DVD's ASAP. Seriously you will watch it over & over again. Email me myk@mykaussie.com or Ph: 403 870-5578 me CDN & US time for more initial details !

**** New Please do not forward this on. No of cause you can it's Christmas, Xmas, Kiss My Arse Ass what ever you want to call this great holiday season." Myk Aussie

Sat, Dec 20 03 "Christmas giveaways! New "Myk's Mates Club MYKwebTV", CFL cheerleader action! Great jokes from my new mate & Cricket webWORLD reporter, Imran Kant!" Myk Aussie

***New MYKwebTV "My Christmas & New Years Mates Club giveaways!

"Myk Aussie & mates do you know the answer to this?

Arnold Schwartzenegger has a big one.

Michael J Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

What is it ? " Imran Kant, Cricket reporter, MYKwebWORLD

The answer at the very bottom of this page.

Again from Imran "Ball Size......."

Myk Aussie & Mates read the following 6 statements & the amazing conclusion they lead to:

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.

AMAZING CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become." Imran Kant

As I work hard to again make it to the NFL Pro Bowl in Feb 04 my 4th in 5 years starting next week is a very special treat especially for all my MYKwebTV viewers! Next week on "Myk's Mates Club MYKwebTV" I will be releasing the amazing 4 Part 20 minute MYKwebTV show from Pro Bowl 2003 in the new "Lightning Speed" unreal full screen PC TV quality! Amazing footage as I am on the sidelines interviewing many of the beautiful cheerleaders & hanging out with the star players. Some of my very best MYKwebTV.

Also starting real soon on "Myk's Mates Club MYKwebTV" Me & Moose at NFL Super Bowl from Feb 2003, more never released MYKwebTV.

Mates from all of us at MYKwebWORLD & Total-CFL.com have a great Christmas & hope you have a great 2004. I know I will be trying to!" Myk

Fri, Dec 12 03 " Myk for your sports & hockey mates!" Cwoc Frapiccino

"Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Calgary. One of them is attacked by a rabid Rottwieler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A Calgary Sun reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Flame's Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal", he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Flame's fan", the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in Calgary, I just assumed you were", said the reporter, and he started again. "Little Stampeder's Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack", he continued writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Stamp's fan either", cried the boy. "I assumed everyone in Calgary was either a Flame's fan or Stamp's fan.

"What team do you root for then?" asked the reporter. "I'm an Edmonton Oilers' fan", the boy said proudly.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes "Little
Ukrainian Bastard from Edmonton Kills Beloved Family Pet".

Thurs, Dec 11 03 " Myk & mates what happens when you have..." Cwoc Oiler Babe

1) nothing to do 2) a sharp knife 3) a large lime 4) a patient cat 5) too much tequila
6) and it's football season?

ANSWER:

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"Thanks sexy Oiler Babe! I have seen the Melon head CFL fans up there in Eskimoland & also out there in VVVregina but not a Lime head before. Great fans & great to see your pussy is a Green & Gold Eskimo's footy fan. I hope your cat & your pussy is all OK....."Myk Aussie

Tues, Dec 9 03 "Do you to become part of MYKwebWORLD ?" Myk

I currently have five great sports reporters writing sports/comedy articles for me as I travel the World web Sports Casting events. Moose Salzer has been a great help & a very big part of MYKwebWORLD writing many great reports. Moose invested a significant amount of $$$ into MYKwebWORLD "Myk Aussie lets have the biggest & best sports webWORLD out there with lots of your great MYKwebTV" Moose.

Cwoc Oiler Babe is back & again writing incredible NHL Hockey reports. Sexy Oiler Babe is a expert on NHL no doubt about that.

Me NHL Oiler's expert Cwoc Oiler Babe ! Cwoc Oiler Babe with the Oiler Tattoo on her Fanny

Batmans from Melbourne & Dessy Haines "Mr Intl Aussie Rules Footy" I call him both help me with AFL, Aussie Rules Footy webWORLD. Batman's can be seen in "Myk in Melbourne MYKwebTV" on my AFL Aussie Rules Footy MYKwebTV.

I welcome Imran Kant my new Pakistani mate here in Stampeder Town. Imran is now helping me with Cricket webWORLD the gentleman's game. Great stuff Imran!

Imran Kant looking very smart in his cricket reporting attire.

Cwoc Tina & Cwoc Buffy send me some great comedy style pictures for MYKwebWORLD while Adamek123, Brad & Joey I am Kokanee are my web experts helping me on a technology level so that MYKwebWORLD & MYKwebTV can stay leading the World in web Design.

And of course we can't forget Cwoc Fanny Anny my great friend & a big part of my MYKwebTV shows here in Western Canada.

Cwoc Fanny Anny

If you would like to help writing articles especially in areas of MYKwebWORLD that you see are not as extensive please let me know. Rule is informative articles & if possible at times in a comedy style. Send me a email myk@mykaussie.com

I will be appearing on some TV shows in the US shortly thus experiencing major growth to MYKwebWORLD. By writing articles you can in a way become a famous sports writer.

Lots of great MYKwebTV & articles also on general areas of MYKwebWORLD.

Fri, Dec 5 03 "Myk when us Cwoc's think we are alone...." Cwoc Buffy

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"This is not Cwoc Buffy but photo is compliments of Cwoc Buffy, "Myk's Music MYKwebTV" & upcoming "MYKwebTV VIP Mates Club" star. Actually it's Madonna???

Aussie mates that's the sort of wildlife we do get out here in Western Canada, the big grizzly Bear. Bit different to a rattle snake down in Aussie crawling up the Aussie babes fanny as they are having a squat." Myk Aussie

Tues, Dec 2 03 "I'm back finally! Cwoa Tina #1 NFL Pro Bowl 2003 cheerleader, Wow! Cwoc Lisa sucking me cork! I'm heading to Hollywood! Babe Of The Day!" Myk Aussie

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Mates Cwoc Lisa is sucking me cork!!!! What a great night it was at the recent Calgary Stampede with Cwoc's Lisa & Fanny Anny.

Thanks Tina for the fantastic autographed photo. It was great to meet you & you are definitely a star on NFL Pro Bowl MYKwebTV.

Mates I have some of these great posters signed by Tina to giveaway. Rate some of my selected MYKwebTV & Total-CFLwebTV shows to quality, seriously!

Mates I am heading to LA, Hollywood soon. I will be appearing on the very popular ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live late night show soon, definitely this NFL season. 3+ million US & Canadians will be watching. What footy jersey will I be wearing? Ed Hervey the star Eskimo's Grey Cup 2003 Champ Wide Receiver says it would be great if I wore his jersey & I just might or will I wear a Calgary Kangaroos AFL jersey my latest team or my Sth Gawler Lions or Woodville Warriors jersey, lets wait & see.

Many sections of MYKwebWORLD are updated. "Myk's News" gets updated daily so hope you can join me regularly on MYKwebWORLD. Starting next week the "Road to Super Bowl". Me & Moose had a wild week in January at Super Bowl attending many of the media events. I have great footage that I will be showing on "Myk's Mates Club MYKwebTV" over the next weeks. " Myk Aussie

Fri, Oct 3 10 03 "NFL Pro Bowl cheerleaders my email friends! The Team SportsRage & MYKwebWORLD! NFL Rd 5 tips!" Myk

Updated link April 10, 06. Cwoa Tina the #1 NFL Pro Bowl cheerleader as voted on NFL.com is a recent email friend of mine. Tina is sending me some signed pictures of her in her Redskins outfit for me to give away to my Mates on Myk's Mates Club. Check out Redskins Tina on Pro Bowl Mates Club TV Click here "

Mates there is now a great link to MYKwebWORLD from Gabriel Morency's show The Team SportsRage website. There is a daily hottie each day on their website & look where the guys placed me, awesome just below the daily hottie. I'll be on tonight 11.45pm Stamps/Eskimos time 1.45am EST US & CDN time. Click here

NFL Rd 5 tips Bill Romo & the Raiders over Bears, Cardinals with Emmitt at Emmitt's old Cowboys, Dolphins at Giants, Vikings to defeat Falcons, Go Vikings with Gus former Bronco at QB, Seahawks at Packers, Seahawks are finally playing like men & not the Seagals! Me Broncos to defeat Chiefs, Jessica Bengals Pro Bowl 03, MYKwebTV star & Maxim star from Bengals at Bills, Saints at Panthers,

Tits to loose to Patriots lead by Super Bowl MVP & MYKwebTV star Tom Brady, Darren Bennett's Chargers to defeat Jaquars, Lions at 49ers come on Jeff & Tyrell I know you guys are mates, you were hanging out together at Pro Bowl, Cwoa Tina NFL.com #1 cheerleader & MYKwebTV star from the Redskins at Eagles, Browns at Steelers, Colts at Bucs

Mooses NFL Picks Arizona over Dallas, Kansas City over Denver
Atlanta over Minnesota, Oakland over Chicago, New England over Tennessee
Detroit over San Francisco, Pittsburgh over Cleveland,
Tampa Bay over Indianapolis, Buffalo over Cincinnati
Miami over New York Giants, Seattle over Green Bay
Jacksonville over San Diego, Washington - Philadelphia - tie " Myk Aussie

Thurs, Oct 2 '03 "CFL Rd 16 tips! NFL tips tomorrow" Myk Aussie

CFL Rd 16 Battle of the Cellar Dwellers Stamps just over Tiger-Cats, Argo's just over Renegades, should be a rippa of a game in unfortunately empty Skydome! Lions just over Bombers, another rippa as Bombers are coming back to form.

Grey Cup 02 Champs Alouettes over Eskimos just! Wow the repeat of the CFL 2002 Grey Cup. This should be the game of the year! Make sure to check out Moose & my CFL Rd 16 preview Total-CFLwebTV show. Click here " Myk Aussie

From Dec 20 Report. Joke from Mates Club webWORLD above: "Myk Aussie & mates do you know the answer to this?

Arnold Schwartzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one etc etc

Answer: A Last name." Imran Kant, Cricket reporter, MYKwebWORLD

"Vedi, vedi clever Imran. Yes I was like everyone else & guessed it was a Pecker" Myk Aussie

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