Below is "Myk's Mates Club webWORLD". Lots of Comedy, Cwoc & Cwoa Hunting with HARDBALL MYKwebTV, reading & pics! By reading this page below you are confirming that you are 1) A Guy about 14 years old 2) You are a Cool Women 16 years of age or older. Don't want your mum's telling me off!" Myk

"If you are here somehow Free I hope you decide to join us regularly in Mates Club
Click here" Myk Aussie
　

Thurs, July 31 03 "To Dave Bronco Mayor of Stampeder City" Myk

Dave Bronconnier
Mayor of Stampeder City

To Dave,

This has been worrying me for the past six weeks. I didn't eat MAD Cow for a few weeks when the one MAD Cow was first discovered. Now I know it's safe & I am eating Alberta Beef again as I know it was my fault for the one MAD Cow.

This is from my call in Thursday night to Mark Steven at QR77 talking CFL & the one MAD Cow. Finally I had to talk about the $600 million loss because of the one MAD Cow being my fault! Click here " Myk Aussie

Thurs, July 31, 03 "AFL Rd 18 tips!" Myk Aussie

W. Bulldogs vs Melbourne, Carlton vs Essendon, Fremantle vs Richmond Geelong vs Collingwood,  Brisbane vs Kangaroos, Adelaide vs Sydney Hawthorn vs Port Adelaide, St Kilda vs West Coast

Wed, July 30, 03 Note re 14+ above! "Myk Aussie what a technology world we live in! Do you need a new phone ? Let me know" Bazza

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From Bazza "That's pretty funny Bazza! Actually Jay Leno was saying the other night that Australian Researchers have found that masturbation helps prevent Prostate Cancer. Wow!" Myk Aussie

Mon, July 27, 03 "Scott's Washington Redskins preview! CFL webWORLD updated! Aussie Rules Footy updated! CFL tips Rd 7" Myk Aussie

For Scott's Washington Redskins preview Click here 

For CFL webWORLD update Click here

For AFL Aussie Rules Footy update Click here  

CFL Rd 7 starts Tuesday as the Blue Bombers head to Montreal to take on the Grey Cup Champs the Alouettes. What a hiding the Al's gave the Bombers last week.

Montreal Alouettes over Winnipeg Blue Bombers.
Edmonton Eskimos over Ottawa Renegades.
BC Lions to loose to Toronto Argonauts just! (Dickenson & Kidd out for Lions)
Sask Roughriders over Calgary Stampeders
Winnipeg Blue Bombers over Hamilton TiCats " Myk Aussie

Thurs, July 24, 03 "CFL & AFL Tips! Monika's 30th Birthday!" Myk

Well well well it was our friend Monika's 30th Birthday yesterday & of course Jay Leno for the 50th night straight ripped into Billy Cliton. Now your in your Dirty 30's Monika enjoy yourself especially seeing you were such a good girl in your 20's. What has Billy been up to lately ?



Here he is with Hillary but thinking of Monika.

                                           

Yes Billy I bet it was good on the phone every day in the White House & getting a Monika at the same time!



"Yes why not Hillary, that would be a good name they are both dogs but Monika's mouth is a bit safer! This dog could ruin me down there but her tongue feels good, just no teeth I hope." Billy Cliton

CFL Rd 6 Tips Montreal Alouettes at Winnipeg Blue Bombers. A tough one Bomberrs fav by 2.5. Going for Al's but it could go either way. Correct

Ottawa Renegades vs BC Lions at Pammy's BC Place Lions. Lions fav by 9.5 Lions easily. Correct

Edmonton Eskimos vs Sask Roughriders at Regina. Eskimos fav by 0.5 Wow This is going to be a rippa. Going Eskimos but again could be anyone's game. Wrong

Toronto Argonauts vs Calgary Stampeders at Calgary's McMahon Stadium. Stamps fav by 0.5, Again what a rippa of a game it will be. Star QB Marcus Crandell is out so it could go either way. Going for Stamps just but I don't really care as I'll be watching former BC Lion legends Damon Allen & hopefully Alfred Jackson play great games. Wrong

AFL Rd 17 Tips  West Coast vs. Hawthorn, Subiaco, Kangaroos vs. Geelong, Manuka Oval, Melbourne vs. Essendon, The MCG, W. Bulldogs vs. Richmond, Telstra Dome,  Brisbane vs. Port Adelaide, The Gabba, Sydney vs. Fremantle, Collingwood vs. Carlton, Adelaide vs. St Kilda," Myk Aussie

"If you are somehow in here Free hope you can join us at Mates Club Click here" Myk

Wed July 23, 03 "Myk Aussie you need more on here for us Cwoc's! I did like the Montreal Al's guys locker room interviews that you & Anny did from Eskimoland the other week! Marc Megna Wow he's hot!!!!!" Cwoc Tassy

"OK then Tassy. Cwoc Donna sent me this." Myk

"Myk Aussie Nowadays did you know that 80% of woman are against marriage! They have wizened to the fact that: For only 200 grams of sausage - it's not worth buying the entire pig."     Yahsue Cwoc Donna 
                                     (cheers in greek)

Wed July 23, 03 "Moose's Pro Doug Flutie San Diego Chargers preview with my special comments" Myk Aussie

For the preview Click here Looks like we need Moose & his "Friends Of The USA, CFL" mates to help out the CFL Again! Buy those Argo's! Moose & all his mates have got lots of $$$$"" Myk Aussie

Wed July 23, 03 "Black Panties Sandie" Cwoc Kryptonite

"Myk Aussie did you know that Black Panties Sandie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression - mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Sandie says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for
six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we
know what that meant. Their first night there, she undresses as he does.
There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?" She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on and he is in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection, on which he has a black condom.

She looks at him and asks, "What's with this...a black condom?"

He replies, "I'd like to offer my condolences."  

See ya Myk Aussie. "Cwoc Kryptonite

Wed, July 23 03 From my Total-CFL.com  post "My 3rd Total-CFL MADNess Self imposed Suspension starts now! As soon as Mr Total-CFL baggs me I'm outta here for awhile!" Myk Aussie

I'm leaving on this note. Crandell is a star! He had nothing to throw at last year except Travis! Anderson at RB was average in 2002 & helped Marcus little! Jim Barker is a very good coach & has assembled great receivers for Marcus to throw to. Lets go Marcus baggers ?? Nealon Greene baggers can get stuffed as well!
Many of you are to -ve towards CFL. 
I am -ve once re Mr Fateri & Mr Media & it's like, Oh No Myk's going Crazy! " Myk 

Tues, July 22 "Friday night I was on QR77 Calgary's Sports radio talking about the Big AFL Aussie Rules Footy Clash here in Calgary!" Myk Aussie

3 mins "Myk on QR77 talking about the Big AFL Aussie Rules Footy Clash The Stampede Cup, Calgary Kangaroos vs Vancouver Cougars Click here  

It was a great day at Marlborough Park Calgary NE. Highlights from the 1st quarter now on MYKwebTV Click here 

A great photo of the victorious Calgary Kangaroos with The Stampede Cup! Photo compliments of CalgaryKangaroos.com If you want to play this great game for details
Click here " Myk Aussie

"If you are somehow in here Free hope you can join us at Mates Club Click here" Myk

Sat July 19, 03 "Oh no! Kobe Bryant LA Laker star is going back to Colorado to face a sexual assault/rape charge, Aug 6! The Calgary Kangaroos to take on the Vancouver Cougars in Calgary today 2.00pm Marlborough Park NE, it's  the Stampede Cup!" Myk Aussie

Oh no pin up boy Kobe Bryant the star LA Laker has been charged with sexual assault now they are saying rape, Wow! The Crazy Colorado Cops down there reckon using the word Rape is politically incorrect but all me media mates are now saying it, Rape! Oh no! If Kobe is found guilty Gabriel Morency has to Kiss MADNess'es ass! If horribly it happens & Kobe goes to the Gage he will no doubt be getting a Billy Baseball Bat shoved up his Ass! 

Apparently Kobe ruffed up a 19 year old Cwoa/Not Cwoa not sure yet which one it is. The young woman is a desk clerk somewhere near Eagle County, Denver Broncoland. Either way she was with a married man & thus a HORse of some sort! I'm sure she now regrets this night in the hotel room unless she is after his $$$$ & Monika type fame/embarrassment!

Kobe admitted he committed Adultery, which is one of those 10 that Moses & God reckon we shouldn't do. Kobe is a married man. Kobe one good thing is you can go watch me Denver Bronco's training while your there! Go see Aussie punter Mat McBriar as he starts his 1st ever NFL season. 

The big day is here! 2.00pm  Marlborough Park NE Calgary the Big Aussie Rules Clash. 

Coming this week to Myk's Mates Club MYKwebTV lots of highlights from the big game & night at The Flying Emu Downtown Calgary. Cwo'cs & AB mates see you there or be square also my QR77 radio interview with Peter Watt talking about the big AFL, Aussie Rules Footy game. For all the driving details Click here 

Also a replay of me Friday night SportsRage radio segment talking lots of NBA Kobe Bryant, CFL Stamps vs Alouettes, Chuck wagon races & a Kiwi joke  especially for SportsRage champ MADNess. Join me Myk's Mates Club Click here 

Coming July 23 "Stampede 2003 Chuck wagon $50,000 final" Check out the star studded lineup Click here "Myk Aussie

"If you are somehow in here Free hope you can join us at Mates Club Click here" Myk

Thur, July 17 'AFL tips! Big Clash Saturday as the Calgary Kangaroos take on the Vancouver Cougars in Aussie Rules footy!" Myk Aussie

AFL tips: Richmond vs Collingwood, Carlton vs Sydney, Hawthorn vs Melbourne, Essendon vs Brisbane,  Port Adelaide, Geelong vs W. Bulldogs,  St Kilda vs Kangaroos, Fremantle vs Adelaide 

Friday between 6-8pm I'll be on QR77 Calgary radio talking about the big clash as the Calgary Kangaroos take on the Vancouver Cougars in CDN Aussie Rules Footy. For all the details Click here Also I'll be on Gabriel Morency's SportsRage Montreal & Internet radio re above. 

Updated link April 10, 2006 It's summer in Canada & isn't it great especially as many Cwoc's Click here come out from winter hibernation." Myk Aussie

Tues, July 15 'How to eat popcorn, Bass Hunter stars at Skydome!" Myk Aussie

"Well Sky Dome security might not be a big fan of me, the concession stands people love me." Bass Hunter

Bass Hunter unreal picture but don't worry about the security clowns! I am 99% +ve to CFL except this. Security at Skydome & Pammy's BC are clowns 90% of them. You can't even "fart" without getting in trouble! The people concerned need to sort this out to help get crowds back.

A new to Canada security guard wanted me to have a ticket for Pammy Lee Anderson Harrison the night she came with me & Mr Viagra. Unbelievable! For this Total-CFLwebTV of "Me, Pammy & Mr Viagra at Lions vs Tiger Cats game" Click here " Myk Aussie
 

"If you are somehow in here Free hope you can join us at Mates Club Click here" Myk

Mon, July 14 '03 "Another 10 days of insanity, Cwoc hunting, meeting lots of great people here in Stampeder Town has pasted, my 3rd Calgary Stampede is over! I interview the $50,000 Chuck wagon Buddy Bensmiller! CFL Rd 5 is upon us! A great CFL Rd 4! Myk's Music MYKwebTV is here!" Myk Aussie

Mark a CFLer Stamps fan that I know from Nick's looked after the MYKwebTV crew bigtime. Me, Jerry Nuffy & Fanny Anny my champ Cwoc CFL cohost enjoyed great times at the Chuck wagon after race parties with Mark CFLer & friends. I had a great chat with Stampeder Outrider Cheerleader Stefanie. (not the Stephanie on canoe site) Stef was in Montreal & also remembered me from when "I used" to be on the sidelines lots here & promote Stampeders more.

Again the great people at the Calgary Stampede office gave me 4 media passes. They like the MYKwebTV I produce & promote to the World. 

Cwoc Fanny Anny & I tracked down Buddy Bensmiller in the stables after his win in the Chuck wagon $50,000 final. Buddy was happy with his start & then surprised but very excited when he realized two of Norm Cuthbertson's Outriders were up for penalty's & thus a loss. Norm must have been very disappointed after the race.

"Myk's Mates Club Music MYKwebTV" will amaze you this week as I get fighting Bif Naked with me new Swollen Member mates. Yep me 1 on 1 with Winterpeg Cwoc Big Naked & backstage with the very hot CDN Band The Swollen Members.

Another great CFL Rd of footy. All the CFL Discussion/Arguments/Friends Making Friends is happening all day every day on Total-CFL.com Click here

My Rd 5 tips: Winnipeg Blue Bombers, Edmonton Eskimos , BC Lions Lions, Montreal Alouettes, Sask Roughriders. 

Jerry Nuffy's CFL tips & margins: Winnipeg 34 Toronto 17, Edmonton 41 Hamilton 20, BC 24 Ottawa 20, Montreal 34 Calgary 24, Sask 31 Hamilton 20." Myk Aussie

Fri, July 11 '03 "Surfs Up" Myk Aussie

Here's a great pic no doubt from Australia from star MYKwebWORLD reporter DJ Jay.

Tues, July 8 '03 "CFL Rd 4 tips, AFL Rd 15 tips!" Myk Aussie

Currently I'm on 10 out of possible 13 after the 1st 3 Rounds of the CFL 2003 season.

CFL Rd 4 Toronto Argonauts at Ottawa Renegades (Wrong), Sask Roughriders at Winnipeg Blue Bombers (Yes), Calgary Stampeders (Yes) at Hamilton Tiger Cats, BC Lions at Montreal Alouettes (No) 2 out of 4

AFL Rd 15 Adelaide vs Essendon,  Collingwood vs Fremantle,  Richmond vs Geelong, Sydney vs St Kilda,  West Coast vs Carlton, Brisbane vs Hawthorn,  Kangaroos vs Melbourne,  W. Bulldogs vs Port Adelaide " Myk aussie

Thurs, July 3 '03 "Me 1 on 1 with AFL, Freo Dockers Doc talking about his time at 49ers! I talk NHL on QR77 tonight!" Myk Aussie 

Massive MYKwebWORLD Sports Casting Troop to cover the Calgary Stampede starting tomorrow. I 'm esp excited as Legend Kelly Sutherland is back again to try & win another $50k in the unreal Chuck wagon races. I was enthralled by Mark Sports Steven's excellent QR77 interview last night with Kelly. 45 horses he's got all fired up & ready to go! For more sports news & great stories .... Myk's Mates Club Click here

My call to QR77 tonight: Mark Sport Steven the NHL are on a self destruction again! They should tell Paul Kariya to get his butt back in Anaheim & continue the massive growth of CDN's game in LA & Disneyland. Today Paul Kariya takes a $8.5 million pay cut to join his mate at the Colorado Avalanche. Paul was the star skipper of the Stanley Cup runner up's this year the Anaheim Might Ducks & was believed to be earning approx $10 million US. Now that's real weird esp after the way most NHL players are after as much $$ as they can get & seem to forget "team loyalty" many a time. Go Al's!" Myk Aussie

"If you are somehow in here Free hope you can join us at Mates Club Click here" Myk

Wed, July 2 '03 "CFL Rd 3 tips! Cwoc Buffy wins e-Store prize! It was another big Canada day as we start early at Cwoc Fanny Anny's before heading to the big CFL Clash in Stampede Town"
 Myk Aussie

Cwoc Buffy helps "Spread the Word" about "Myk's Mates Club" & she also sends me some great funny emails. Cwoc Buffy is a dual winner of my 1st ever $200 MYKwebWORLD e-Store giveway.

 "Myk Aussie look at the latest suntan the Toronto people are getting" Cwoc Buffy.

For those in the Dark Toronto the largest city in Canada has been having some SARS trouble lately. Go Argo's in the CFL!

It was a great day at the CFL Footy as I wear me Canada Flag as a cape thanks to Cwoc Fanny Anny. Canada Day is always a big day & what better than to spend it from midnight till 5am at Fanny Anny's party, a sleep for a bit,  Tailgating at the Stamps game & then watching the Stamps get their 1st win of the 2003 season.

CFL Rd 3 starts on CDN Day & oh no the Stamps are in trouble as star QB Marcus Crandell is out with a groin injury. Renegades are a chance

Eskimos over Blue Bombers in Winnipeg.  Yes
Stamps over Renegades in Calgary but who know with Marcus out. Renegades played only 3 days ago while Stamps played 4 days ago. Will be interesting.
Montreal Alouettes over Sask Roughriders Yes 
BC Lions over Argos at Pammy's BC Place. Yes 
Eskimos over Tiger Cats in Hamilton.  Yes

Mooses tips Edmonton <over> Winnipeg by 6
Ottawa <over> Calgary by 9
Saskatchewan <over> Montreal by 8
B.C. <over> Toronto by 11
Hamilton <over> Edmonton by 1  " Myk Aussie

"If you are somehow in here Free hope you can join us at Mates Club Click here" Myk

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