"Mates especially newcomers to MYKwebWORLD here's some great Aussie Lingo and word tips for you! Enjoy! " Myk Aussie

You can also hear me often talking Sports many Friday nights on Gabriel Morency's Sports Rage now on Sirius Satellite radio, Channel 186. Fri 8-11pm Pacific CDN/US time. Moose Salzer is on every week during Arena Footy season. For the details on this great Hardcore sports radio show Click here If you are new to MYKwebWORLD and you want to know what I do this is a great article Click here" Myk Aussie

Updated, Sat, Jan 19 08 "Lots of my Aussie Lingo is now on the 100% Free Mates Club.  Some examples are below!
For hours of intense Sports, Comedy TV and a weekly column come join me in the now 100% Free Mates Club Click here" Myk Aussie

March 3, 06 "Cwoc Pammy at the CFL Grey Cup 05 and so was the real Pamela Anderson and her Peta's!" Myk Aussie

"I'm here with Cwoc Pammy. Check out CFL Grey Cup 05 MYKwebTV as I recently caught the real Cwocodile Pamela Anderson. Click here"

Cwoc Pammy is my full size cardboard cutout of Pamela Anderson in her famous red Baywatch bathing suit as seen above. Cwoc is short for Cwocodile and means Cool Women Of Canada, I made it up several years ago and many think it is funny. Refer below. So for any Clown lawyers out there whenever I refer to Cwoc Pammy I do not mean the real beautiful Pamela Anderson and here PETA's Pamela's Enormous Tit's Association.

Pamela is a Big spokesperson for the animal rights organization, PETA People for Ethical Treatment of Animals. But I think it really it stands for Pamela's Enormous Tit's Association." Myk Aussie

Fri, Feb 17th 06 "A Root! Wayne Gretzky and his Roots clothing line!" Myk Aussie

A tree and it's roots! A Roots clothing item.

From Hockey webWORLD....Wayne is now in some more Hot sports talk this week as he has a new line of clothing coming out from Roots. Some Canadian Media are upset as Wayne wanted to stay out of the spotlight but then Roots announce this on Wednesday. Hmmm not sure about this one as Roots lost the Canadian Olympic clothing contract and Wayne apparently shouldn't be wearing Roots clothing at the Olympics.

To a Aussie the name "Roots" clothing is hilarious. What is "getting a root" if you are a Aussie mean???? Can you guess?

Viewer reading discretion below advised. I don't want to have this in Mates Club only but if you are under 12 years old stop reading now or go away and ask your mum or dad what I as Myk Aussie is going on about here.

Getting "a Root" is the very common term in Australia and also England for getting laid, having sex between a male and a female. Seriously is is a very common term "Hey mate did you get a root last night?". Not sure where it came from, maybe the root of the tree is going into the ground like the male organ goes into the female Map of Tassie area. Not sure but this is true.

Check this out New Cwoc Pammy and the real Pamela Grey Cup 05 TV. Invest In Inet MYKwebTV ! Myk's Mates Club Click here for lots of MYKwebTV, and funny columns and pic's!" Myk Aussie

Fri, Nov 11 05 "The Map of Tassie! Two NFL Carolina Panther Cwoa cheerleaders get caught getting it on in the Dunny in Tampa Bay! Wow!" Myk Aussie

From NFL webWORLD report as two NFL Carolina Panther Cwoa cheerleaders get caught getting it on in the Dunny in Tampa Bay! Wow!

My Aussie Lingo, A females "Map of Tassie" is a Aussie term for the shape of the natural hair on a females private part. Tasmania is the little Island at the bottom of Australia. 

 
                                   Map of Tassie, see!

Myk's Word #1 Cwoc's is short for Cwocodiles. Cwoc's are Cool Women Of Canada. To any of the UCPWETPSK out there I actually made this up 3 years ago & don't the Canadian guys love it! 

One day Dreaming on a Whistler Mountain lift getting ready for another great snowboading run the ever searching mind of mine came up with this rippa. 

That lady just to the left Sexy Sexy Sonja Good On Ya is definitely one of the best Cwoc's around. For SSSonja & more of the very best Cwoc's Click here Enjoy !" Myk Aussie

Myk's Word #2 Cwoa's      Cwoa's are Cool Women Of America.

Myk's Word #3 Awoc's      Awoa's are Alcohol Women Of Canada.

Myk's Word #4 Awoa's      Awoa's are Alcohol Women Of America.

Myk's Word #5 UCPWETPSK means to the Ultra Critical Pricks With Ears & Tall Poppy Syndrome Knockers out there. 

"Have an opinion yes but relax you crazy UCPWETPSK & enjoy life without knocking people so much. 

To the Aussies that unfortunately fall into this group I'm going to say this. 
Hats are big in Canada & the US & my Aussie Hat kicks major Fanny over here!
Greg Norman is a champ and always will be." Myk Aussie

"Lots of my Aussie Lingo is now on the 100% Free Mates Club.  Some examples are below!
For hours of intense Sports, Comedy TV and a weekly column come join me in the now 100% Free Mates Club Click here" Myk Aussie

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