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If you are new to MYKwebWORLD and want to know what I do this is a great article Click here Mon, June 20, 05 "A Kiwi wins the US Open, first time since 1970! Scott's US Open report!" Myk US Open Update By:
Scott Baxter "A
Kiwi wins the US Open, first time since 1970, when Bob Charles won the
British Open (he was the only lefty to win a major until Mike Weir won
the '03 Masters and Phil Mickelson won the Masters in '04). Michael
Campbell, who was the 54 hole leader at the 95 British Open, shot a 69
in the final round and defeated Tiger "In the" Woods by 2
shots. Tiger would
be playing Campbell in an 18 hole playoff today if wasn't for the 2
crucial bogeys on 16 and 17. 16 was from a very poor chip, and Woods
3-putted 17. He also 3-putted 17 the last time the US Open was in
Pinehurst. Only 4 players in the final 88 broke par - ALL shot a 1 under 69. Campbell shot an even par 280. It is the first time the winner did not shoot under par at the US Open since 1998 (Lee Janzen), and the first overall since 1999 British Open." Scott Baxter "Myk Aussie is the best NFL Cheerleaders interviewer Click here" Joe "Do you want me to show you a demo/presentation/Live TV show with me as Myk Aussie? I have it all set up with a magnificent view of the Vancouver Harbor in the background! Clipstream Live Video to the web! Do you need to broadcast a sporting event, work conference etc, I have it Click here Call me to discuss 1 604 609-7736 ext 240" My kSat, April 30, 05 "A Golf History Report from Moose" Myk Aussie Golf History Report By: Moose Salzer 1848 - First Golf balls made of gutta-percha [remember the Original Hawai'i Five-O episode, Cocoon?], a rubberlike gum from trees in Asia, replacing "featheries" - leather stuffed with bird feathers. 1891 - Clubs with steel shafts instead of wood are first advertised, though they won't be accepted by the rule-making bodies ('officially') until the '20's. 1898 - The modern, three-piece rubber ball is introduced. 1914;'15 - The first use of the large-scale earthmoving equipment in course construction, by Charles Blair MacDonald at the Golf Links and Lido courses on New York's Long Island. 1924 - The modern wooden golf tee, with the peg shape, is patented and immediately mass marketed. 1932 - The sand wedge in it's modern shape is popularized by Gene Sarazan and widely marketed. 1953 - The first mass-marketed electric golf cart, made by E-Z Go Corp., and sold through Sears. 1968 - The first two-piece balls with an inner core of cross-linked rubber for resilience and an outer covering of Surlyn, to resist scratches and gouges. 1969 - Clubs with graphite composite shafts are developed. 1993 - The first shoes with soft spikes, made of rubber or plastic instead of metal. 1995 - [The year the Baltimore Stallions won the Grey Cup!] Clubs with titanium shafts from several manufacturers, send average drive distances soaring. 1996 - The first multilayer balls (covering, mantle, core) with an outer layer for good spin and hence control, plus a hard green outer cover [beneath the white outer color cover), are manufactured and allowed in Pro tournaments "Clipstream Live Video to the web! Do you need to broadcast a sporting event, work conference etc, I have it Click here Call me 1 604 609-7736 ext 240" Myk Mon, April 11, 05 "Champ Tiger Woods wins his 4th US Masters!" What
a magnificent Sunday afternoon it was watching the Champ Tiger win his
1st major in a couple of years. Even though he struggled on the 17th and
18th holes the birdie on the 16th was unbelievable. Without doubt one of
the best shots I have ever seen in the best Golf tournament in the world.
Tiger and Chris Di Marco
finished at 12 under par with the other stars several shorts back and
well out of the running. Tiger then hit two great shots in the 1st
Playoff hole and then a great putt to birdie the hole and win. Tues, March 29, 05 "Fred Funk "Finally" wins the Players Championship after days of bad weather! Adam Scott from Australia finishes 4 behind! Golf MYKwebTV from Sawgrass, the recent Super Bowl Media Party featuring John Daly! " Fred Funk won the event scoring 65-72-71-71 279 and collecting a whopping $1,440,000 US while Adam Scott finished four behind with scores of 69-68-73-73 283 and collecting $224,000 US. What crazy terrible weather they had in Northern Florida. The magnificent Sawgrass course was the site of the media party put on by the Jacksonville Super Bowl Host Committee. Among activities on this great evening for me broadcasters mates was the closest-to-the-pin contest on the par 3, with portable lights illuminating one of the most famous holes in golf. Unfortunately I dug a bit to much turf on my one allowed shot. It was a fantastic evening. Golf
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14, 05 Mates Club MYKwebTV "This Golf MYKwebTV show was released in mid February. To be the 1st to watch many MYKwebTV shows, Invest In Inet MYKwebTV! Myk's Mates Club. Thanks to Destiny Media Technologies I have lots of Bandwidth which is Internet TV power. You can watch my Mates Club MYKwebTV shows as many times as you like. Click here" Myk Sat, March 26, 05 "Adam Scott from Australia is doing well at 3 under trying to defend his 2004 Players Championship victory at Sawgrass! Adam Scott won this great event last year pocketing $1.44 million. Another Aussie Craig Perry is also doing well at 4 under. Steve Jones is currently leading at 8 under." Myk Sat, March 19, 05 "Adam Scott from Australia will this week try and defend his 2004 Players Championship victory at Sawgrass! Adam Scott won this great event last year pocketing $1.44 million, Wow! Watch out for Tiger Woods this week though as he is in good form. Lots of excitement during the tournament is the competition at the Stadium Course's 17th hole, a diabolical par 3 where the pros must play a pressure-packed tee shot to a tiny island green. During the recent Super Bowl week, the infamous 17th got a little extra attention and I was very happy to be part of it.. The magnificent Sawgrass course was the site of the media party put on by the Jacksonville Super Bowl Host Committee. Among activities on this great evening for me broadcasters mates was the closest-to-the-pin contest on the par 3, with portable lights illuminating one of the most famous holes in golf. Unfortunately I dug a bit to much turf on my one allowed shot. It was a fantastic evening." Myk Aussie "Clipstream Live Video to the web! Do you need to broadcast a sporting event, work conference etc, I have it Click here Call me 1 604 609-7736 ext 240" Myk Sat, Oct 9 04 "Tiger Wood's gets the biggest Woody of his life as he got married this week while I got bleeped last night on SportsRage talking about the champ! What I was trying to say last night on SportsRage did not come out of my big mouth to well it seems as it got bleeped out. I was saying how Tiger is a absolute legend the best golfer ever and it just shows how money can get people hot babes. Local media reported Tiger Woods married his Swedish girlfriend Elin Nordegren at a ceremony on the Caribbean island of Barbados. The new married couple came ashore on a skiff Wednesday morning from a yacht where they apparently spent their Woody wedding night after a huge party that reportedly cost $1.5m US, Wow! Not only did Tiger get the Biggest Woody of his life but he also did it in style as apparently 569 roses were delivered to the luxury Sandy Lane resort in Barbados. A team of hairdressers from Pommyland England were also flown in to make Elin look even more beautiful. Got luck to the champ in his now married life. For me "Myk's Aussie Lingo" if you don't understand me Woody saying Click here" Myk Aussie "Clipstream Live Video to the web! Do you need to broadcast a sporting event, work conference etc, I have it Click here Call me 1 604 609-7736 ext 240" Myk Sat, Aug 21 "The reason to play golf from Cwoc Buffy! Is it Mark Taylor looking at the Cwoc's Regina!" "Myk Aussie and mates I've been doing a little photography out here amongst the many great Golf courses in and around Calgary. Thought you'd like this shot. Enjoy!" Cwoc Buffy Cwoc Buffy thanks for that. Great Cwoc hunting camerawork. I can't wait to see me Calgary mates and the Cwocs in 2 weeks time. That looks like former Australian cricket captain Mark Taylor having a close up look of the Cwoc's Regina. A great photo and lots more on Invest In Inet MYKwebTV! Myk's Mates Club Click here " Myk Aussie Mon, August 16 "Congratulations to Vijay Singh in winning the US PGA yesterday!" Myk Aussie Wed, July 21 04 "Todd Hamilton wins the British Open! Cwoc Pammy returns home to Canada! I read with interest that Cwoc Pammy and star NBA basketballer Steve Nash were the crowd favorites at this years Courtnall Celebrity Golf Classic on Vancouver Island the home of Pammy. No doubt the #1 Cwoc specimen was looking fabulous as always. Cwoc Pammy flew in on a chartered jet with her two sons. Apparently Pammy and her friends went out on the town partying at the Legends Club. Well I missed that one didn't I. I could have easily hopped on the ferry and tried to hunt the real Pammy down for a chat and a long overdue MYKwebTV interview." Myk"Wgll "Aussie "Clipstream Live Video to the web! Do you need to broadcast a sporting event, work conference etc, I have it Click here Call me 1 604 609-7736 ext 240" Myk Mon, June 21 04 "The Goose is no Goose as he wins the US Golf Open!!" Myk Aussie Retief
Goosen wins the US Open Golf in very dry windy conditions. Oh no the
players are upset as the lightening fast greens were watered for some
groups and not the others. Now that is kinda weird. The little left
hander star Canadian Mike Weir who finished 4th was a bit upset and
simply wondering what was going on. Wed, Feb 3 04 "Oh no Davis Love III (the 3rd) looses it on a spectator just passing comment saying "No Love"!" Myk Aussie There is a definite etiquette in Golf like no other sport but seems Davis let a Tiger fan get to him & was a bit soft in the weekends Match Play Championship against The Tiger. Davis wasn't even sure which fan it was that was saying "No Love" well after he hit his shots. Mates Golf webWORLD could be getting massive as I am in BC the best place & only place in Canada to play Golf year round. Me Calgary Stampeder mates loose it as their golf season is way shorter as it is a bit hard to play with snow on the course, bit wet & soggy & hard to find the white balls! Me mates really loose it about April/May when the many courses in Calgary are nearly ready & then oh no a Spring Storm & another 6 inches of snow." Myk Aussie "Clipstream Live Video to the web! Do you need to broadcast a sporting event, work conference etc, I have it Click here Call me 1 604 609-7736 ext 240" Myk Wed, Dec 24 " Merry Merry Christmas to all Golf fans! Invest in my Greg Norman Left Handed Clubs!" Myk Aussie I love me Golf. I'm a big Tiger Woods and Greg Norman fan. I believe Golf webWORLD is one of my best comedic style section of MYKwebWORLD. Have a read below. Look
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truly are a great Unique Product. Call (403) 870-5578 or email me myk@mykaussie.com Fri Dec 5, 2003 "Tiger Woods gets the biggest Woody of his life & pops the question to his Swedish girlfriend!" Myk Aussie Tiger the greatest Golfer of all time got engaged last week to the Swedish former model Elin Nordegren. Woods at 27 & I believe the best ever got very very excitable had a extra big Woody & popped the question to the 24 year old babe who accepted his marriage proposal. The Tiger is not very happy though as he asked the Elin the Swedish lady in confidence at the Shamwari Game Reserve in South Africa. But the founder of the reserve Adrian Gardnier apparently leaked the big news to the press & all over no private engagement for the Tiger. I think once Tiger's woody calms down into it's relaxed position he should grab one of his Woods & go a little MADNess on the reserve. Better still put Adrian Gardnier on a tee for driving practice. His Ass facing towards the number 1 driver & have a hundred or so practice shots. Good luck Tiger you champ in your future married life." Myk Aussie
Sat Aug 16, 2003 "Mike Weir the CDN Lefty & current Masters
Champ is in a great position to win his 2nd Major, The PGA! Aussie Robert
Allenby scores a Hole in one, Kobe you should take some lessons from
Robert!" Myk Aussie
Mon July 27, 2003 "Mike Weir & Ian Laggart to play with legend
NHLer Wayne Gretzky, new champ NHLer Jarome Iginla & Ronald McDonald
here in Calgary Town today!" Myk Aussie
Ronald
McDonald will be down there as well as this is a real event for the kids
that love golf & hockey in hockey Mad Canada. Lots of celebrities are
in town to attend this great event." Myk Aussie I
believe Tiger will win, CDN Mike Weir, Sth African Ernie Els &
Annika's mate VJ Singh to be right up there as well. "George
you better get down here Fridee morning! Annika's gonna make the cut! Me
& Monika were in the Bushes, I called her over & said come on
Annika come & play with me & Monika you don't need to be out
there with the men.
But it didn't
work. Yep
I knew it as I said below! George Bush secretly flew down to Texas &
joined Billy & Monika in the Bushes. Annika played past them &
George Bush got her in the Bushes. He tells her to stop trying to beat
the men & go home. Annika just lost it. Don't blame her at all I
suppose, whatever the Pres says seems to go. So Annika played a terrible
round & missed the cut. For the full pre tournament comedy style
report have a read below. Should
this be Mates Club below ? I don't think so but maybe. Please proceed
maybe with caution! However I believe Ms Rachel will be right & the pressure may get to Annika as apparently it has done in the past! Ms Rachel also reckons Swedish women are tough & rule the blokes in Sweden Land as there is 45% women in Swedish Parliament & the minister of Sports is a woman. Yep sounds just like Canada, Cwoc's & Awoc's in high up positions everywhere. Annika also said she will be more nervous than the day she got married. Lucky Annika is married otherwise there could be way more than putting the Golf Balls in the round holes! plus she's down there mixing with all the men with their stick in hand all week! So Swedish Sensation Sorenstam tees off around 8.58am Thursdee morning with a couple of rookies apparently Aaron Barber & Dean Wilson. I wonder what tricks these guy golfers will have up there sleeves maybe like leaving their cell phones on & getting their mates to call them as Anna is about to hit off or maybe also "farting" as she hits her Wood. This always seemed to be a good one amongst my mates. Trouble is with that you don't want to do a "Thought", thought you .... but ..... yourself as CCwoc Taylor used to say. But seriously I think it is "Good for Golf" as the saying Goes that this is happening. It must be even Calgary Suns Eric Francis is down there covering the event & Cwoa hunting. Annika is a great player but she won't want to complain too much against the men like she did in the Solheim Cup a couple of years back. I did stick up for the American's against Anna & the European's on TV as I believe you must play in turn in any Golf Game especially "Hello Simon it's the Solheim Cup!" as Mike OTR Landsberg said. Mike agreed with me on his great Sports Show on TSN in Canada. I
also knew Gold Medallist Simon Whitfield & the sexy Cwoc next to him
would agree with Annika. It was a debate show so I'm thinking alright I'll
get them going on this topic & didn't I! Pro Golf Weekly: Pro Golf Video Picks with amazing coverage from Myk Aussie -The Pro Sports Comedy Media Guy I hope you can join me
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