"Mates especially newcomers to the Matrix here's the start of some great Aussie Lingo & word tips for you" Myk Aussie

You can also hear me often talking Sports many Friday nights on Gabriel Morency's Sports Rage now on Sirius Satellite radio, Channel 186. Fri 8-11pm Pacific CDN/US time. Moose Salzer is on every week during Arena Footy season. For the details on this great Hardcore sports radio show Click here If you are new to MYKwebWORLD and you want to know what I do this is a great article Click here" Myk Aussie

Updated Tues, May 22 07 "The "Pronger Man" blames Canadian Media for his 1 game suspension! Talking Aussie Lingo while Venting my Sports Rage  with Gabriel Morency on Sports Rage now on Sirius Satellite radio!" Myk Aussie

The "Pronger Man" blames Canadian Media for his 1 game suspension!
contd From NHL webWORLD today Click here

Do you know what "Pronger" means to a Aussie? To "Prong Her" means to have sex with her. It's kind of interesting and very funny to me in Chris Pronger's case after his "apparent" escape from the Edmonton Oilers.

Gabriel Morency couldn't believe it when I told him this several weeks ago on Sports Rage. Thus I now often use this phrase ie "I believe David Binn the NFL Chargers Long Snapper is giving Cwoc Pammy Anderson a "Chris Prong Her" at the moment." Myk Aussie

Talking Aussie Lingo while Venting my Sports Rage  with Gabriel Morency on Sports Rage now on Sirius Satellite radio!
This is my two recent calls to Sports Rage on Sirius radio from Friday night, May 4th and May 11th. I went right off including some Aussie Lingo. The regular Sports Ragers know a lot of my sayings. Gabriel Morency talks for a few minutes before I come on. Scroll down to the Sport Rage After Hours May 4 section for me and Moose which is below the "Drive This" and "Game On" archives. My May 11th call is up as well Click here" Myk

March 3, 06 "Cwoc Pammy at the CFL Grey Cup 05 and so was the real Pamela Anderson and her Peta's!" Myk Aussie

"I'm here with Cwoc Pammy. Check out CFL Grey Cup 05 MYKwebTV as I recently caught the real Cwocodile Pamela Anderson. Click here"

Cwoc Pammy is my full size cardboard cutout of Pamela Anderson in her famous red Baywatch bathing suit as seen above. Cwoc is short for Cwocodile and means Cool Women Of Canada, I made it up several years ago and many think it is funny. Refer below. So for any Clown lawyers out there whenever I refer to Cwoc Pammy I do not mean the real beautiful Pamela Anderson and here PETA's Pamela's Enormous Tit's Association.

Pamela is a Big spokesperson for the animal rights organization, PETA People for Ethical Treatment of Animals. But I think it really it stands for Pamela's Enormous Tit's Association." Myk Aussie

Fri, Feb 17th 06 "A Root! Wayne Gretzky and his Roots clothing line!" Myk Aussie

A tree and it's roots! A Roots clothing item.

From Hockey webWORLD....Wayne is now in some more Hot sports talk this week as he has a new line of clothing coming out from Roots. Some Canadian Media are upset as Wayne wanted to stay out of the spotlight but then Roots announce this on Wednesday. Hmmm not sure about this one as Roots lost the Canadian Olympic clothing contract and Wayne apparently shouldn't be wearing Roots clothing at the Olympics.

To a Aussie the name "Roots" clothing is hilarious. What is "getting a root" if you are a Aussie mean???? Can you guess?

Viewer reading discretion below advised. I don't want to have this in Mates Club only but if you are under 12 years old stop reading now or go away and ask your mum or dad what I as Myk Aussie is going on about here.

Getting "a Root" is the very common term in Australia and also England for getting laid, having sex between a male and a female. Seriously is is a very common term "Hey mate did you get a root last night?". Not sure where it came from, maybe the root of the tree is going into the ground like the male organ goes into the female Map of Tassie area. Not sure but this is true.

Check this out New Cwoc Pammy and the real Pamela Grey Cup 05 TV. Invest In Inet MYKwebTV ! Myk's Mates Club Click here for lots of MYKwebTV, and funny columns and pic's!" Myk Aussie

Fri, Dec 16 05 "My NFL week 15 picks and report! Poofs in San Fran!"

From NFL webWORLD. Jags over the horrid 49ers. I should call them the 69ers as they have been playing all year as if they have been "on the nest" all week. Looks like the players have no energy left for game day or is it not enough ability? It's a combination I believe! Football needs to be #1 to the 49er players as they are playing for a great traditional club. Maybe it is true what I heard that there are lots of single Cwoa's in San Fran seeing there are many poofs there. 

A poof is Aussie term for a guy that likes a guy more than he should. This is self explanatory but if you are young and reading this please ask your mum or dad to explain." Myk Aussie

Fri, Nov 11 05 "The Map of Tassie! Two NFL Carolina Panther Cwoa cheerleaders get caught getting it on in the Dunny in Tampa Bay! Wow!" Myk Aussie

From NFL webWORLD report as two NFL Carolina Panther Cwoa cheerleaders get caught getting it on in the Dunny in Tampa Bay! Wow!

My Aussie Lingo, A females "Map of Tassie" is a Aussie term for the shape of the natural hair on a females private part. Tasmania is the little Island at the bottom of Australia. 

 
                                   Map of Tassie, see!

Sat, Oct 9 04 "Tiger Wood's gets the biggest Woody of his life as he got married this week while I got bleeped last night on SportsRage talking about the champ! 

Mates if you have never heard the term "Getting a Woody" it means "Cracking a fat", a horn, a hard on, erection of you still don't get it.

For Golf webWORLD and more on the Tiger Woods Woody story Click here" Myk Aussie

May 14, 04 "Jesse Palmer the NFL Quarterback and ABC's The Bachelor I bet he has been visiting Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters lots lately!" Myk Aussie

Jesse the New York Giants Quarter Back will be all OK soon as he decides next week his future wife, Cwoa Tara or Cwoa Jessica. Wow! He kisses them all good on him the Canadian fella and has been great on the very funny but very silly ABC show. Trouble is I bet he gets so horny he has to go visit Mrs palmer and her 5 daughters after each show. Aussie Saying for Feeding the Chooks, Choking the Chicken, Pulling your Pud, Wanking, I'm sure you now get it. Think about it if you still don't." Myk Aussie

Myk's Word #1 Cwoc's is short for Cwocodiles. Cwoc's are Cool Women Of Canada. To any of the UCPWETPSK out there I actually made this up 3 years ago & don't the Canadian guys love it! 

One day Dreaming on a Whistler Mountain lift getting ready for another great snowboading run the ever searching mind of mine came up with this rippa. 

That lady just to the left Sexy Sexy Sonja Good On Ya is definitely one of the best Cwoc's around. For SSSonja & more of the very best Cwoc's Click here Enjoy !" Myk Aussie

Myk's Word #2 Cwoa's      Cwoa's are Cool Women Of America.

Myk's Word #3 Awoc's      Awoa's are Alcohol Women Of Canada.

Myk's Word #4 Awoa's      Awoa's are Alcohol Women Of America.

Myk's Word #5 UCPWETPSK means to the Ultra Critical Pricks With Ears & Tall Poppy Syndrome Knockers out there. 

"Have an opinion yes but relax you crazy UCPWETPSK & enjoy life without knocking people so much. 

To the Aussies that unfortunately fall into this group I'm going to say this. 
Hats are big in Canada & the US & my Aussie Hat kicks major Fanny over here!
Greg Norman is a champ and always will be." Myk Aussie

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