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Sat, April 15, 06 "Happy Easter, a very special time of the year! Scotty's Redskins Cwoa babe? Easter funnies! Cars and Men!" Myk Aussie

Easter funny from Youngy Miller. I'm sure a few peoples heads were hurting Friday morning after going out and partying celebrating Easter on Thursday night. Easter Thursday night was always a great night to go out in Aussie. It was a huge night here in Calgary, the pubs and clubs jammed packed because of Easter Thursday night along with a Big 2-0 NHL Calgary Flames win over the Colorado Avalanche. I had a great night starting at Bob the Fish's sports bar and then spending most of the night at one of my favorite places in Calgary the Metropolitan Grill.

There were some great young Cwoc's and Cougars there including a couple of beautiful Cwoc's that are huge supporters of the Calgary Kangaroos Aussie Rules Footy team. These ladies loved my 05 BC Footy MYKwebTV in which their favorite team the Calgary Kangaroos won in 2005. For Massive Amounts of CDN and US Aussie Rules Footy on General Viewing MYKwebWORLD Click here

contd from NHL Hockey webWORLD...... I bet that there were many people in Vancouver with Hurting heads also Friday morning as Thursday night the NHL Vancouver Canucks amazingly were eliminated from the playoffs. Wow, not good!

But what about the many Canucks fans that have bagged the CFL and the Lions to my face! I have got into quite a few arguments with Canucks fans and also walked away from load mouths to avoid a possible fight over the past 8 years that bag the Lions and the CFL! Above is a another reason for dumping the Canucks as my #1 team! Another thing I don't like is a 2005 acquisition the Canucks made to their front office ... ooops I better go to Mates Club here to avoid trouble... Debbie Butt who was previously employed by the BC Lions was employed by the Canucks recently. Debbie totally disrespected me at a CFL Montreal Alouettes practice session at BC Place in 2004. Damn that pissed me off!

I like this joke especially as after receiving this 2 weeks ago I then meet young Cwoc Carmen here in Calgary. Carmen drives a magnificent Ford Mustang so now I call her "Cwoc Cars and Men".

"What's in a name?" Cwoc Buffy

A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. "My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men." "What's your name?" she asked.

"Beertits," he said

Scotty's Redskins Cwoa babe? As always I end my weekly Mates Club with a Sexy picture!

Scotty is a regular reporter for MYKwebWORLD and I know he is a Huge NFL Washington Redskins fan. Scotty is this your babe showing her Fanny? I think it was one of your mates that sent this to me. Who's her girlfriend with the blue G-string? Come on Scotty tell us what's going on here?

Anyone seen the new Pink Music Video called Stupid Girl? What a great video as Pink rips into babes like Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson etc. Very very funny video. Then at the end of the video the young girl in a Redskins jersey picks up the NFL footy instead of the dolls. Great stuff.

Talking about music videos I received several DVD's earlier this week of a Music Video/TV show Pilot in which I was hosting the show. I believe this pilot cost between $20-30,000 to produce. I'm not going to say to much just yet as until the deal is done the deal is not done but a CDN TV production company had me host this TV pilot that involved beautiful Sports Cwoc's here in Calgary for a upcoming Sports, Babes, Comedy TV show that I will be part of. Hope you all have a great Easter!" Myk Aussie


Tues, April 11, 06 "Moose's Arena Footy Week 12 tips and NFL Europe Week 4 especially for the betting people!" Myk Aussie

Wed, April 5, 06 "New Mates Club Menu has been released! Moose's Arena Footy Week 11 tips!" Myk Aussie

"You can hear Moose weekly on Gabriel Morency's SportsRage Montreal Team 990 AM sports radio and on the Internet talking Arena Footy Friday night around 1am Eastern US and CDN time. I'm on late around 1.30-2am EST Friday or Monday nights as well talking sports in a comedy/crazy style. I think Gabriel Morency is the best sports radio guy in the World. To me he's like the Howard Stern of sports. I'm very confident you will like his show. To listen
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Sat, April 1st "Fools Day", 06 "Aussie Babe with a great "Camel Toe"! A very funny Marital Bliss joke! Phil Amato a Adelaide Crow #1 fan  meets Phil Hiscock!" Myk Aussie

From Youngy Miller "I don't understand women. After the last child was born, my wife told me we had to cut back on expenses. I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $25.00 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Fark off, that's what the beer was for!"

"Myk Aussie here's a funny one for your Mates Club" Cwoa Sexy Sue

"Sue that is funny. It reminds me of a story from Adelaide when my Adelaide Crows mate Phil Amato went to meet a guy for CAD Engineering business. Phil Amato's business mate totally messed him up as the guy they were going to try and do a business deal with, his name was "Phil Hiscock". So Amato's mate introduces Phil Amato to Phil Hiscock and says "Phil Amato, Phil Hiscock!". Phil Amato didn't know what to do but then somehow realized that Phil Hiscock was the guys real name and thus after a few seconds delay shock his hand.

Amato's mate did not want Phil Amato to "feel his cock" but damn it tricked him fantastically. Get it now! Very, very funny and 100% true story.

Way to go Australia winning the most Medals in the recent Commonwealth games! Aussie Bird with a great "Camel Toe" going to the games!

As I said on SportsRage Montreal and Internet radio with Gabriel Morency on Monday night "Who is Crazy! The Aussies or the CDN's?". 80,000+ people going to watch the events in Melbourne was fantastic but then even people in Canada (who came 3rd in Medals I believe) didn't really care at all about the games. We hardly got any print press, 1/4 a page a day in the sports section of the newspaper, 1 hr highlights nightly on CBC TV and practically no talk at all on Calgary sports radio about the games. This is weird I think how Australia got into the games unbelievable but CDN's didn't really give a Rats Ass! Kind of sad for the CDN athletes! But then again are the Commonwealth games worth it these days with only a portion of the Worlds countries competing compared to the World Championships and of course the Olympic Games.

And as I always finish Mates Club with a Babe here's a great pic sent to me from a Mate/reporter down in Melbourne Australia from the recent Commonwealth games. Australia's colors are Green and Gold if you didn't know. What a great "Camel Toe" this Aussie Bird has and incredible fashion sense. My mate is obviously sarcastic in his comments below.

"Look at these green sneakers! This girl has no fashion sense at all."

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Tues, March 28, 06 "Moose's Arena Footy Week 10 and NFL Europe week 3 picks for the betting people out there!" Myk Aussie

contd from Arena Footy webWORLD. For Arena Footy webWORLD  Click here

contd from NFL Europe webWORLD. For NFL Europe webWORLD  Click here

NFL Europe Week 3 Picks:
Berlin OVER @Homburg, @Cologne OVER Berlin, @ Defending
Champion Amsterdam OVER Rhein [Hawai'i's Timmy Chang 7 of 15 Sunday for 76 yards, 0 TDs, O INTs]" Moose

"You can hear Moose weekly on Gabriel Morency's SportsRage Montreal Team 990 AM sports radio and on the Internet talking Arena and NFL Europe Footy Friday night around 1am Eastern US and CDN time. I'm on late around 1.30-2am EST Friday or Monday nights as well talking sports in a comedy/crazy style. I think Gabriel Morency is the best sports radio guy in the World. To me he's like the Howard Stern of sports. I'm very confident you will like his show. To listen Click here" Myk Aussie

Thurs, March 23 06 "Aussie Toilets to be made stronger! Aussie Babe on a dunny Wow! New Mates Club Massive Menu to be released soon! NFL Pro Bowl Mates Club Massive TV shows! Moose's NFL Europe Picks for Mates Club!" Myk Aussie

Cwoa Sue from Milwaukee was telling me this recently and then I also read how toilets in Australia are going to be made stronger to handle large Aussies. This is bad, sounds like too many Aussies are getting way too fat like many American's! As Jay Leno often says it's quite bizarre how Big many people in the USA are getting these days. I don't think this Aussie Babe above is having any over weight problem. Wow! She's sexy. Thanks to me Aussie mate for sending me this.

This was also sent to me, A very interesting quite bizarre dunny/toilet in Australia or as CDN's and US people say "Washroom". What's with that "Washroom" ? Yeh I know we go there to wash our hands but that's not the main reason. It's just the very polite CDN's speech I suppose. The most interesting dunny I have been to in CDN is in Vancouver. There is a window in between the men's and the lady Cwoc's and as you are washing your hands you can see the Cwoc ladies washing their hands and doing their make up. Seriously! It was at the trendy place in Yaletown called The Opus that Pamela went to the Saturday night of Grey Cup 05 with her friends. But of course I had to give them "a moon/brown eye" the night I was there just like the pic below.

I'm in my SANFL Woodville Warriors jersey in the Cwoc ladies dunny at The Spirit Of Edmonton party on the Grey Cup 99 Saturdee night. Some of my most popular TV shows are from the Grey Cup 99 including the Toilet TV show as I'm looking for Ally McBeal. It's the 14th show down the page on the current Mates Club TV page Click here



And Cwoc Buffy says "Myk Aussie If Women Controlled things this is how it would be!" Cwoc Buffy

"Yeh OK Buffy! What's with that as well, women getting all upset if the dunny lid is left up. It's even worse over here in CDN than in Aussie. If this was the case in the picture above the women would be even more pissed off as there would be piss all over the seat!" Myk

From May 2003 Mates Club. "Cwoa Merideth showing her fanny having fun at the tailgate after here web Sports Casting work for MYKwebTV. Merideth was a great camera Cwoa for me in 2002. She took some unreal pictures. I have re released a Amazing 4 Part 20 minute NFL Pro Bowl show. Who cares that it was a couple of years ago, the cheerleaders are amazing. I am now completely re doing MYKwebWORLD my Massive TV station with lots of columns. Much of the existing MYKwebWORLD will be Mates Club only shortly. I'll have a new Mates Club Menu to access all my past Comedy, Babe based Mates Club Columns.

For the betting guys out there
Week Two:
Rhein OVER @Berlin
Amsterdam / Cologne – Tie
@Frankfurt OVER Hamburg" Moose

"For Mates Club TV recent shows Click here " Myk Aussie

Wed, March 15, 06 "Moose's week 8 picks for the betting people out there!" Myk Aussie

Contd from Arena Footy webWORLD Click here

Week Eight Picks against the spread:
@Grand Rapids OVER Utah
Chicago OVER @Nashville
@Las Vegas OVER Arizona
Georgia OVER @San Jose
@Columbus OVER Philadelphia
@Tampa Bay OVER New York
@Austin OVER Kansas City
@Orlando OVER Dallas
@Los Angeles OVER Colorado" Moose

"You can hear Moose weekly Thurs or Fri nights on Gabriel Morency's SportsRage Montreal Team 990 AM sports radio and on the Internet talking Arena Footy Friday night around 1am Eastern US and CDN time. Click here" Myk Aussie

Updated , March 10, 06 "My Winter Park Colorado Spring Splash attempt! How I convinced a Cwoa Babe to get naked! "Anyone for a game of Golf?" from Adelaide Aussie Babe Michelle! Moose's Arena Footy picks for the betting people out there!" Myk Aussie




cont from Boarding webWORLD. Click here

How I convinced a Cwoa Babe to get naked!  So after the Spring Splash I was in the bar having some beers with me Pommy and Scottish mates above and I chatted up a nice sexy Cwoa Babe. So we went out to her car for a kiss and a cuddle. She said she didn't want to take her clothes off and go any further although I could tell she was getting really excitable.

So after kissing her for awhile and playing with her Peta titties the windows in the car became all fogged up! So I said "Don't worry, look the windows are all fogged up. No one will see us get naked! What do you think?"

Mates that was the closing line! Wham Bam thank you Mam! We then ventured back into the bar laughing.

Golf webWORLD update! Aussie Babe Michelle I think!

"Myk Aussie come on, get a hole in one?" Adelaide Aussie Babe Michelle.

"Damn it I missed." Myk

Mon, Mar 6th "The Koala and the Little Lizard!!!!! Part 1-4. I'm competing with the Crazy Great CDN's at the Power 104 World Belly Flop, Cannonball & Sewey Championships! Includes the Cwoc Babes Bikini contest! Wow!" Myk Aussie

From Young Miller at Sth Gawler Lion "The Koala and the Little Lizard!"



A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says;  

"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"


The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

"Youngy thanks, that's hilarious! Maybe the Aussie Koala may have also been hanging around having a few Jim Beam drinks with this sexy Peta Aussie bird, another great member of Pamela's PETA!

Mar 4, 06 5 mins "Part 1-4. I'm competing with the Crazy Great CDN's at the Power 104 World Belly Flop, Cannonball & Sewey Championships! Includes the Cwoc Babes Bikini contest! Wow!" Hosted by Dirtman's Power 104 this great event is from Peachland, BC Canada. Mates this event was one of my favorite days ever! Amazing fun, great action. Enjoy! Click here" Myk

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