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Updated Mon, June 29 06 "Former NFL Vikings Running Back Onterrio Smith fails to make the CFL Winnipeg Blue Bombers. This is great news because he is a Whizzinator Jerk! The Monkey agrees the World Cup Aussies vs Italians decision really "Sucked!"! The Aussies nearly pull off a huge win over the Italians n World Cup Soccer! Aussie Bird Soccer hotties! A very funny joke from Cwoc Buffy! Calgary Stampede TV!" Myk Aussie

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The Aussies nearly "pulled off" (a figure of speech) a amazing victory today over the Italians in the World Cup, a bit different however to the monkey below who is trying to pull himself off and hurt himself!

What a great game it was with the Aussies attaching way more than the Italians. What a amazing victory it could have or can I "should have" been over a country that lives soccer not like Australia. Aussie Rules Footy kicks butt in Australia over Soccer. That said it was a Huge effort by the Aussie players and coaching staff to go so far in the World Cup.

 

From Sat, June 24 06 As the Aussies amazingly make the Final 16 in the World Cup maybe they had some help from a Aussie Bird like this great species above. Mates on here not from Aussie we call Aussie Hotty Babes, "Aussie Birds". The Aussies play the Italians.

From Cwoc Buffy "A train hits a busload of catholic school girls and they all perish."

They all wind up in Heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."    
St Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Karina have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."  

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls; one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.

When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Sharon! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Mandy sticks her ass in it!"

Below Left: And for another look at the very sexy Aussie Soccer Bird that would definitely be worth kissing in many places! Below Right: Oh no, things change very quickly at times here on "Myk's Mates Club News" as Cwoc Buffy shocks again" Why anyone should never kiss a monkey" Cwoc Buffy.

Buffy, the Monkey shows that the World Cup Aussies vs Italians decision really "Sucked!"

   

Wow! That monkey is trying to hurt himself it looks like or is he enjoying himself? He is probably hurting himself a little more than many of the soccer payers that act/fake hurt themselves a little when they cry/fall down during the World Cup!

The Calgary Stampede starts next week! Mates I'm gearing up ready for the Calgary Stampede. Hopefully I will be going "Live" to the web this year with the help of the excellent Sun Java based Clipstream Live software. Check it out. You can watch the World Cup Soccer at work but don't get caught by your boss!!!!! If you do tell him that you were researching this TV software as it will help promote your company by doing a Live sports event, a meeting, a seminar etc. Then email or call me myk@mykaussie.com or 0 11 1 403 870-5578 and I'll get you a trial of this software. Click here " Myk Aussie

Sat, June 10 06 "Soccer hotties! Cwoc Pammy's Sister? New York Yankees Cwoa Babe!" Myk

World Cup Soccer has started and Australia is in it for the 1st time in a very long time. A couple of great Soccer Babe pic's. Soccer is a good game especially if you are a girl. I like watching the World Cup and sometimes women's soccer and I often say to a younger friend of mine here in Canada that is a girl that she should play soccer. It annoys me however how many of the guys scream and cry when they get a "little kick" in the leg etc. I encourage anyone to play sport but many soccer players need to stop "acting" and play the game. I bet we will see some great goals scored during the World Cup and also see some great acting performances as well. Good luck to the Aussies! I have already been watching the games as seeing it's Country vs Country in the World Cup soccer it is good to watch.

Left: Wow! This great picture got sent to me today from I believe someone in Kelowna after our recent great trip last weekend back to Cwoc Pammy territory Kelowna British Columbia Canada for Aussie Rules Footy tournament. Maybe this is Pammy's younger sister. What a great picture. If you haven't seen my Grey Cup 05 MYKwebTV shows with the real Cwoc Pamela Anderson check them out. Amazing footage as I film and then chat to the real Pamela. Here's the link to the new Mates Club Grey Cup 05 TV shows. Click here

For Massive amounts of CDN and USA Aussie Rules Footy TV now on Mates Club check out the new section Aussie Rules Footy TV section on the new Mates Club Massive Menu Click here For CDN Aussie Rules Footy reports on the great trip to Kelowna, this link will take you to General Viewing MYKwebWORLD Click here

                                                                  
MLB is now right into the season. Wow I love this picture of a Cwoa babe in her New York Yankees jersey! I like to follow the Yankees. Canada's team the Toronto BlueJays are going well this year. Moose regularly writes MLB updates for MYKwebWORLD. This link will take you to General Viewing MYKwebWORLD Click here " Myk Aussie

Mon, May 22 06 "Moose's Arena Footy Playoff tips especially for the betting guys!" Myk

Week 18 Picks:
Colorado by 7 OVER Chicago
Orlando by 15 OVER Philadelphia
Georgia in a major upset OVER Dallas!
San Jose by 9 OVER Arizona" Moose

"You can hear Moose weekly on Gabriel Morency's SportsRage Montreal Team 990 AM sports radio and on the Internet talking Footy and many sports Friday night around 1am Eastern US and CDN time. I'm on late around 1.30-2am EST Friday or Monday nights as well talking sports in a comedy/crazy style. I think Gabriel Morency is the best sports radio guy in the World. To me he's like the Howard Stern of sports. I'm very confident you will like his show. To listen
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Mon, May 15 06 "Moose's Arena Footy 1st Round Playoff tips especially for the betting guys!" Myk

From Moose "Arena Footy First Round Playoff Picks:
Austin OVER Philadelphia, Chicago OVER Nashville,
Utah OVER Arizona (Danny White's revenge!), Georgia OVER New York" Moose


Updated Wed May 10 06 "Playmakers what a great TV show! Moose's Week 9 NFL Europe tips for the betting people! The Kelowna Challenge! There are lots of fit single yummy mummy Cwoc's in Kelowna!" Myk

 
Some of the stars of the Cougars team on Playmakers. From Left: Running Back Star Omar Gooding as Demetrius Harris, Running Back Star Russell Hornsby as Leon Taylor, Linebacker Star Jason Matthew Smith as Eric Olczyk, Quarterback Star Christopher Wiehl as Derek McConnell, Head Coach ChampTony Denison as Mike George. Now I need to find a picture of the Media Cwoc babe that I met.

It was a sad night last night as I believe the last episode of one of my favorite TV shows ever, Playmakers was shown on Showcase. Playmakers was a Canadian production that ran for about 10 weeks "based" on the NFL that was also shown on ESPN in the USA. It was HARDBall showing many of the things that happen on and off the field in the NFL. I particularly enjoyed this series as I have been in the locker rooms of NFL teams after games and met some of the star players in pubs and obviously we all hear about the good and bad that goes on with NFL players.

I also heard that the NFL put a stop to a 2nd year of this series. I believe this could be true as it did show some things re Steroid use, drug use etc that did not make the NFL look good. What a great show it is and I hope a DVD set is available of this series. There were often Hot Cwoa babes as well in this show along with a Hot Cwoc Media babe who I met at the Jacksonville Super Bowl Media Day. Here is a couple of video trailers from this great show Click here
 
contd from Aussie Rules Footy webWORLD. And this picture as well was sent. Wow!

"The Kelowna tourism board sent me these pictures ahead of our tournament. Their email said: "Kelowna has great beaches, superb views and every kangaroo is guaranteed a full-body massage." Gareth Williams, Calgary Kangaroos President.

You gotta love Kelowna and the great people there. Seriously there is 3-1 Babes to guys in Kelowna and lots of single yummy fit mummies Cwocs. It's a amazing town especially in the summer. Roses Bar is Wow and then Flashbacks club, the Cwoc babes check guys out huge as we walk in. It feels good. I can't wait till June 3-4th.

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You can hear Moose weekly on Gabriel Morency's SportsRage Montreal Team 990 AM sports radio and on the Internet talking Footy and many sports Friday night around 1am Eastern US and CDN time. I'm on late around 1.30-2am EST Friday or Monday nights as well talking sports in a comedy/crazy style. I think Gabriel Morency is the best sports radio guy in the World. To me he's like the Howard Stern of sports. I'm very confident you will like his show. To listen
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Tues, May 2, 06 "Moose's Arena Footy and NFL Europe Week 8 tips!" Myk

Thurs, April 27 06 "Too many Kokanee's effect my training!" Myk Aussie

I trained last night with the Calgary Kangaroo guys and it was great training lead by Troy Rose but I was disappointed with my effort. After having a great weights session at the gym on Tuesday I then headed down 17th Ave The Red Mile and enjoyed a great night with Cwoc Lori and her Pommy guy then of to Rod's Tantra Club till 2am.

Although I felt good yesterday after a dozen or so Kokanee's (It's the beer out here) I was definitely short of breath last night at training. So teenagers out there that are just starting to have a beer or two or three don't drink before a footy game. It definitely effects your performance, save the partying until Saturday night after the game." Myk Aussie

Mon, April 24, 06 "Moose's Arena Footy Week 14 and NFL Europe week 7 tips especially for the betting people!" Myk Aussie

Moose's Arena Football League Week 14 Picks: 
Orlando OVER @Colorado* by 1
@Georgia OVER Chicago by 3
@New York OVER Philadelphia
@Tampa Bay OVER Kansas City by 5 (?)
@Grand Rapids OVER Nashville by 1
@Austin OVER Columbus by 3
@Dallas OVER Arizona by 4
@Los Angeles OVER San Jose by 2 or 3
@Las Vegas OVER Utah by 1 

Wed April 19, 06 "Moose goes off at Terrell Owens and me as I stick up for the Best Wide Receiver in the NFL!" Myk

For the new NFL Mates Club webWORLD reports section Click here " Myk Aussie

Tues April 18, 06 "Cwoc Oiler Babe and her great Oiler's Tattoo is getting all excitable as the Edmonton Oilers make the NHL playoffs! Moose's Arena Week 13 Picks especially for the betting people out there!" Myk Aussie

This is especially for newcomers to Myk's Mates Club and MYKwebWORLD. Oiler Babe pictured above used to write unreal hockey reports for me and she was also a star one day on Edmonton radio after the Oilers did some crazy traded at the trade deadline. She mentioned MYKwebTV and mykaussie.com on Edmonton radio and then next day I hade a huge increase in visitors, similar to around Super Bowl time.

I bet Cwoc Oiler Babe and here magnificent Edmonton Oiler's tattoo on her fanny/back is getting all excited about right now as the Oilers make the NHL playoffs, just. Oiler Babe had a magnificent lounge room in Edmonton, lots and lots of great Oilers memorabilia.

Where is Oiler Babe now? I think she is now in Red Deer and and stitched up with a new fella. Red Deer is 1/2 way between Calgary and Edmonton, a college town of I think around 100,000. I heard once from a Calgary Cwoc that the women in Red Deer were all Red and Raw around the edges. College town, get it. Here's Oiler babes magnificent tattoo.

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