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Sun, Nov 26 06 "Which Romo is apparently dating Cwoa Jessica Simpson? Cwoc Pammy and Google! Massive 06 US Natl's MYKwebTV shows and DVD coming in December!" Myk Aussie

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Wow, Jessica Simpson the star Half time show singer from the 2002 Pro Bowl and the 2002 NFL MYKwebTV show apparently "dating" Tony Romo the new Dallas Cowboys QB.
 
Dating?  assume as a Aussie is what we call "going out" with a Cwoc or Cwoa but not really. The "Dating" term drives me nuts here in North America. What does dating mean? Aussies don't use that word. If your not to the girlfriend/boyfriend stage yet you say you are "going out" with a lady. The Aussie babe knows she is not meant to be shagging anyone else. The Cwoc's and Cwoa's use this "Dating" term to their advantage way too much and it pisses me off. Dating, hmmm lets see how women here use it. A North American lady/women can be dating one guy or several at a time. If she's dating one I'll call her a lady.

This is the confusing part to a Aussie guy like me. What does it mean, does it mean she is shagging the guys that she is dating? Maybe or maybe not. If she is dating one guy does that mean she is shagging him or not? Maybe or maybe not. That is my point. Women will say they are dating several guys and they may be shagging all of them or they may be leading them all on and the guys getting no or very little action. Thus women in North America use this term way to much to their advantage.

As always Mates Club news ends with a babe! This great pic below was sent to me this week from Cwoc Buffy. One of my all-time favorites Cwoc Pammy working in with very nicely with Google.

The very popular 06 US Natl's MYKwebTV shows coming  on DVD as well??? Email me myk@mykaussie.com for interest in being named as a editor on the 70 min DVD version coming in early to mid December." Myk Aussie

Updated Tues, Nov 21 06 "BC lions win the 94th CFL Grey Cup! Saddam escapes!  Miss Canada Cwoc! Part 1 to 4 now up for 70 minutes total of MYKwebTV from the recent US Natl's of Aussie Rules Footy from Las Vegas" Myk Aussie

Yeh, Yeh, Yeh on Sunday my favorite CFL team the BC Lions won the 94th Grey Cup 25 to 14 in front of a sell out crowd in Winnipeg. The guys were so excited to again get their hands on the huge Cup that it got broken into 2 pieces. Kelly Bates was the player who again smashed the Cup. It was a much deserved win as the BC Lions were the best team all year.

I could not escape from the CDN Army well "sort of" and thus I very unfortunately missed the Grey Cup but I made sure I had a great time here in Calgary watching the game and the Parade on Saturday on CBC! I have unreal Comedy MYKwebTV shows from Grey Cups 99 to 05 on Mates Club. TV.

"Myk Aussie and mates look Saddam has escaped." Cwoc Buffy

As always Mates Club news ends with a babe! Wow!



What a great photo of Miss Canada that was sent to me recently. A very nice "camel toe" is the terminology the Canadian guys use for this. In Aussie I don't think I had ever heard that name before.

Keep reading below for the link to the new 70 minutes of US Natl's Aussie Rules Footy Mates Club TV from Las Vegas. What a great trip it was." Myk Aussie

Updated Sunday, Nov 5 06 "Part 1 to 4 now up for a 70 minutes total of TV! 'm 1 on 1 with AFL Hawks Champion Dipper! Cwoc Pammy in Las Vegas promoting her Slot machine! Pammy strips for Howard Stern, well sort of! Massive 06 US Natl's MYKwebTV shows and possible DVD coming next week! Dangerous Curves Babe!" Myk Aussie



Dipper the AFL Hawks Champion getting cleaned up by Geelong Champion Gary Ablett. This is the hit that punched Dippers lung and cracked his ribs in the 1989 Grand Final. I have a unreal 10 minute 1 on 1 interview with Dipper coming to MYKwebTV next week. I met and interviewed Dipper at the recent 06 US Natl's of Aussie Rules Footy in Las Vegas. This is possibly one of the only times Dipper got cleaned up in his AFL career as he was a very tough and physical player. Until next week here is my Mates Club 05 US Natl's MYKwebTV shows Click here

From Oct 25, 06 Cwoc Pammy in Las Vegas!
Seems Stevo Bananabender the Burnaby Eagles skipper and I just missed Cwoc Pammy in Las Vegas when we were there for the 06 US Natl's of Aussie Rules Footy on Oct 6-9. It was this same Friofday night the the new Playboy establishment opened. Stevo and I went there on the Sunday night but the bouncers hassles Stevo out with his shoes. Oh well.

Here is a video on Google Video of Pammy promoting her Slot machine in Las Vegas I believe this was at the Playboy party on the Friday night that I was there.. Click here

Also I was doing some searching on Google Video today as I have several NFL and CFL videos on there and I found this video of Cwoc Pammy doing a strip for radio star Howard Stern. I'm not sure how long ago this was but who cares. Pammy doesn't even need to get all of her gear of to turn most of us guys on. Enjoy! Click here

If you do a "Goggle Video" search on "CFL" you will find a great video as I interview two Winnipeg Cwoc's at a Grey Cup in Montreal. Wow!

Massive 06 US Natl's MYKwebTV shows and possible DVD coming next week!
I've finished the time edits of the "06 US Natl's MYKwebTV" shows and the very "possible" DVD and TV documentary edits. The MYKwebTV edits will be done early next week by Joe in Vancouver, my longtime MYKwebTV main editor. It will be Wow! It includes game action of many of the teams, 1 on 1 interviews with some of the star players, the presentations hosted by Grilla, some fun out and about in Las Vegas along with a unreal 10 minute 1 on 1 interview that I did with Dipper. I am so confident in this upcoming TV show that I have started to contact TV stations in Australia. I believe the majority of the people that love Australian Rules Football in Australia will enjoy watching these 06 US Natl's MYKwebTV shows immensely.

As always Mates Club News ends with a Babe, there is Danger in Sin City Las Vegas including Dangerous Curves out in the Vegas desert she shows us below. Yes there were some great but some Dangerous Cwoa Babes in Las Vegas on our recent trip. I met some beautiful Cwoa's and luckily survived $$$wise all OK as well. I even got to hang out on the Sunday night with Cwoa Ashley a topless dancer at a Vegas Club. Ashley definitely had great curves!

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Sat, Sept 30 06 "A 23 min 06 CDN Stampede Cup MYKwebTV show is up! CFL Grey Cup 06 is approaching, it's great stickering at this event! Car Babe Wow! 06 US Nationals of Aussie Rules Footy!" Myk Aussie
 
New 23 min MYKwebTV show ! Sept 29 06 "06 Stampede Cup! Click here
The BC Footy Cougars and Eagles guys came to Calgary to take on the Calgary Kangaroo's and the newly formed Calgary Bears. Includes pregame pitch report. Interviews with Kristen Judge Roo's 05 B&F winner, Chris CDN from the Burnaby Eagles and Boris the new Roo's Ruckman. Roo's vs Bears highlights. Bears vs BC Cougars/Eagles highlights. Roo's coach Troy Rose's pregame and 1/2 time speech. Roo's vs BC Cougars/Eagles highlights. Guy's interview with some Cwoc ladies. The victorious Roo's singing and celebrating. Mr BC Footy Stewy Grills handing over the BC Footy Cup back to the Roo's coach Troy Rose. Roo's President Gareth Williams drinking out of the Cup. Interviews with Stewy Grills the Cougars coach and Chris Freeman the Burnaby Eagles coach. Interview with Roo's Matt Henke the Best CDN player on the day. Thanks to Boris and Guy in helping film for MYKwebTV. Enjoy! Click here"

CFL Grey Cup 06 is approaching! Are these the famous EE, Edmonton Eskimos stickers that are often stuck on Cwoc babes during the Best week in Canada, the CFL Grey Cup.


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I'll be in Las Vegas Oct 6-10 for the US Nationals of Aussie Rules Footy with the Calgary Kangaroos playing and web sports casting the event. I'm sure their will be many Hot Cwoa babes in Vegas, some nice ones visiting and many Gold Diggers or Hookers no doubt. For last years US Nationals MYKwebTV shows Click here" Myk Aussie

Sat, Sept 23 06 "60 YEARS AGO: NFL GOES NATIONAL IN LOS ANGELES It made the National Football League…national! It appears Steve Irwin the Croc Hunter is still having fun! Vikings over Bears now!" Myk Aussie

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It appears Steve Irwin the Croc Hunter is still having fun! His funeral was this week! I am a Huge fan of the Croc Hunter and no doubt he is still playing and having great fun with his animal mates now that he is in the spiritual/heavenly world. The Croc Hunter will always be a legend to me. Damn it though, he was Crazy and many people here in Canada thought it was only a matter of time before he got himself in major trouble. This was sent to me this week. Here he is still having fun! RIP Champ although I doubt that he will be resting!

 



For my and Moose's NFL week 3 tips go to general viewing NFL webWORLD from mykaussie.com headlines. I need to reload the awesome MYKwebTV show that I have from a game I did several years ago between the Vikings and the Packers in Minnesota. What A wild great night it was and it's a very popular part of the movie "Football Fan Frenzy"." Myk Aussie

Updates Sun, Sept 17 06 "Reach Out! NFL Players of Week 1! " Myk

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From Cwoc Buffy's mate "Reach Out!"
"As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for an important interview, my eyes fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds who are found in every city these days. Wearing what can only be describes as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's condition.

Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them. Recalling some long ago Sunday School admonition to "care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked," I was moved by some powerful, inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty. A small voice inside my head called out, "Reach out, reach out!" So I did..........

I should be out of hospital in about 12 weeks !

"Hmmm, so the babe beat up on him. A exaggerated but funny story. It's a great picture of the babe in jeans!" Myk Aussie

Mon Sept 4 06 "Dear Port Adelaide Pap Smears Supporters! Cwoc Pammy update! Media In Canada article on MYKwebWORLD! Motor Bike Cwoa Babe! Footy and Sports guys and gals this product is selling excellently for me on MYKwebWORLD!" Myk Aussie

This was sent to me recently from a Mystery Crows fan. It's very funny.

"Dear Port Adelaide Pap Smears Supporters…..it comes as no surprise to us, you're squealing like a pig, whoopee you won the showdown, so have a little "dig". Well, enjoy this short lived moment, you feral, toothless nob, you could payout all your mates at work, if you only had a job.

You may get lucky Wednesday, before your morning drink, you'll meet a few more ferals,
in the queue at Centerlink. together you can scream and shout, "we beat the freakin' Crows"
as you scratch your nuts, then burp and fart, and pick your freakin' nose. Coz in the end, whatever score, there's one thing stays the same, to barrack for that ferrel mob, you surely have no brain.

Yes, our last was '98, you dumbass lazy bum, but whichever way you do the math, we got two... and you got one! I say this now with confidence, assured and without fear, you wont be adding silverware, at any time this year.

See, while we plan for finals, into battle go our men, the best that you can hope for, is to beat us now and then... The more things seem to change, the more they stay the same, you were feral yesterday my friend, and feral you'll remain!" Mystery Crows Fan.

Cwoc Pammy update! I read this report today from the recently married Cwoc and Cwoa Pammy Anderson Click here Check out CFL Grey Cup 05 Mates Club TV as I recently caught the real Cwocodile Pamela Anderson. Click here

Media In Canada article on MYKwebWORLD!
This was a good article written about MYKwebWORLD last week. It goes to approximately 4,500 emails of Media people, advertisers etc. I received a great email back as a result of this article so I'm confident to say I will have more advertisers on MYKwebWORLD and also MYKwebTV as a result. Click here

As always on Mates Club column I finish with a babe! This was sent to me recently as the sender knew I am the Aussie Sports, Comedy. Media Guy. Wow I need to go motor bike riding with this Cwoa "I believe American" babe.



Mates Club TV from the recent Aussie Rules Footy Stampede Cup 06 coming soon along with US Nationals 06 Mates Club TV. Until then I'm confident you will enjoy my hours of Sports, Comedy, Babes Mates Club TV. Click here

Footy and Sports guys and gals this product is selling excellently for me on MYKwebWORLD! Bill Romanowski and Thomas Incledon PhD, their "Pure Romo Nutrition" is the ultimate combination of scientific research and brain enhancement. I use it, it's great and it tastes great as well Click here " Myk Aussie

Sat Aug 12 06 "What's a 710? Calgary Stampede, 6 Fannies in a row!" Myk Aussie

From Youngy Miller in Sth Aussie. "What's a 710?"

Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

They all looked at each other, and one of the mechanics asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.   I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
 
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

The Calgary Stampede has been and gone for another year. There were many great photos on the Calgary Kangaroos and BC Footy websites of what us Aussie Rules Footy guys here in Western Canada got up to over the Stampede week especially Cwoc chasing pic's. Here's a great picture sent to me of 6 Cwoc fannies in a row from the Calgary Stampede this year. Aussie guys "the fanny" is the butt here in Nth America. Another thing that is back to front.

The Cwoc chasing will be on again Sat Aug 26 as the BC Footy guys come here to Calgary to take on the AB guys in the annual Stampede Cup. For Stampede Cup Mates Club TV Click here " Myk Aussie

Fri, Aug 4 06 "Two Port Adelaide Power AKA Pap Smears female fans! We were there, CBS pays fine but  appeals Nipplegate fine from Super Bowl 04 in Houston! SSSonja's Cwoc Babe of the month Kiara is a BC Lions fan! Massive Super Bowl Mates Club TV shows!" Myk

Two Port Adelaide Power AKA Pap Smears female fans!
From a Adelaide Crows mate. Hmmm!
"Two young female Port Power supporters walk into a David Jones store, walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Shazza sprays it on her wrist and smells it:
That's quite noice, innit, don't ya fink Cheryl?"
"Yeah, what's it called?"
"Viens a moi."
"VIENS A MOI, what the fark does that mean?"

At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for "come to me".

Shazza takes another sniff and offers her arm to Cheryl, saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you, Cheryl?"

Janet Jackson bared breast at Super Bowl! Wow! CBC has paid a $550,000 US fine to the Federal Communications Commission for the Janet Jackson bared breast famous scene from the Super Bowl 04 in Houston in which I was there all week with Gabriel Morency and Shaun Starr from The Team 990 in Montreal. Here again is a great picture of Justin Timberlake not only ripping off her clothes but he got to have a little suck as well on Janet's magnificent looking right boobie. This is what really happened as well but it was caught and thus not seen on USA and World TV. Hmmmm!



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SSSonja's Cwoc Babe of the month Kiara is a BC Lions fan! Many of you guys know my friend SSSonja from the MYKwebTV's I did at her Vancouver's BodyRays salon well I though you guys might like this as the beautiful Kiara the July Cwoc Babe is also a CFL BC Lions fan. Wow! Click here " Myk Aussie

Fri, July 7 06 "The new Italian Soccer outfit for this Sundays World Cup Final. No explanation needed especially if you are a Aussie! A Pap Smears cheerleader Aussie Bird, Wow!" Myk Aussie

Italy plays France this Sunday in the Final! Great pictures sent to me from Youngy Miller, South Gawler Lions. Maybe they got the dress from this Port Adelaide Pap Smears Aussie Footy cheerleader?

Wow, a great picture from my home city of Adelaide! I Bag the AFL Aussie Footy Port Adelaide Pap Smears a lot but this is a great photo sent to me today of this South Aussie Cheerleader Babe! I need a trip home soon! For unreal Mates Club TV as a talk to a Pap Smear fan and his Aussie Bird with the signed Pamela Anderson picture from Grey Cup 05 Click here" Myk Aussie

Updated Wed, July 5 06 "Contd from Hockey webWORLD. "Chris Pronger traded to the Ducks, another name that suits him as he has been "Ducking" from the truth as to why he wanted out of Edmonton! Who got a Chris Prongher last night? He shoots he scores! Chris Pronger the start Olier defenseman has scheduled a Press Conference for this Tuesday in regards to his and "apparently" his wife's desire to leave Edmonton and thus he leaves the Oilers! Funny MYKwebTV from Edmonton!" Myk Aussie

Chris Pronger was on Monday traded to the Donald and Daffy Disney Anaheim Mighty Ducks or whatever there name is! Chris has definitely been a "Duck" lately as he has been Ducking from the truth as to why he wanted out of Edmonton. He Ducked it so well that maybe we will never find out if he in fact did Prong Her or Her's in Edmonton?

From Sat July 1 06 I love Chris Pronger's name! If you are a Aussie it is a great name. I have a new saying especially for the Hockey fans out there. "I got a Chris Prongher last night!". Seriously this is a Aussie saying but now with a great CDN twist. At the South Gawler Lions Den on a Sunday morning after a Aussie Rules Footy game and a Big Saturday night chasing Aussie Bird Babes and having lots of beers we would go for a light run and get ice on our injuries. So many of the guys would be in the trainers rooms and someone would come walking in looking very happy saying "I Pronged Her last night! Yep I got a root!" Or someone would say "Myk Aussie did you Prong that hottie last night that I saw you dancing with?".

As the new Super man Brandon Routh explained last night to Jay Leno "A root" to a Aussie is the same as saying "I got laid". So just as the saying from last year amongst some of my CDN mates was "Myk Aussie I Bertuzzied that guy!" meaning my mate "King Hit that guy" I have a new saying "I got a Chris Prongher last night!"


From my Fri, Feb 17th 06 Mates Club Aussie Lingo section A tree and it's roots! Click here

Chris Pronger was a absolute star this season for the Oilers, being one of the very best players in the playoffs. Within 2-3 days of the Oilers loosing game 7 of the Stanley Cup it was confirmed by Chris's agent that he wants out of Edmonton next season. He signed a Huge 4 year contract at the start of the 05-06 season. This has shocked the Oilers fans. The Oilers fans feel as though the name of their fine city has been disrespected.

The Calgary sports radio shows and the CDN Sports TV shows have been reporting that it is for personal reasons that Chris wants out and further more it has been said it is his wife that wants out of Edmonton. I find this a little strange, I thought his wife would be happy in Edmonton, with the huge contract Chris signed and one of the Biggest Shopping Malls in the World, his wife should go to West Edmonton Mall every day and shop with his millions of $$$$. Apparently not! 

As I said on QR77 Sports Talk with Mark Sports Stephen and Jockstrap Wilson on Wednesday night I think the Oilers bosses should make Chris play next season. Don't trade him, he signed the 4 year deal.

I like Edmonton a lot, I have had many great trips there from Calgary with Cwoc Fanny Anny Thraxy to cover the CFL and I always get looked after very well by the Edmonton Eskimo's bosses. Some of my very best CFL Player interviews come from the Eskimo's rooms. Grey cup 2002 week in Edmonton was a amazing time and each Grey Cup many of my best mates are Eskimo fans.


I have met many great Cwocodiles in Edmonton including Oiler Babe with her great Oiler tattoo on her fanny/back. Along with as seen above the beautiful Cwoc Michelle from Edmonton. Michelle sent me this great pic awhile ago. Check out me stickering Cwoc Michelle's beautiful titties at the Spirit Of Edmonton Grey Cup 2002 party in Edmonton in the Funny MYKwebTV  Click here I think every single guy at the Spirit of Edmonton Party would have liked to met and chatted with Michelle on this wild night". Michelle is a great beautiful lady.
                                    
I know Michelle's sister Melissa Wright is a radio DJ in Edmonton with K Rock and when I was up there listening to the radio driving around I thought she had the most amazing sexy radio voice ever. I'm sure Melissa has had some calls recently to her radio show from upset Oiler fans.

He shoots he scores! Yes on the field he did score very well.  Chris scored many great goals this year for the Oilers Banging the Puck in real Hard from his defensive position!

Seeing Chris Pronger is a married man he is not allowed to "shoot and score" with the Edmonton Cwoc Hotties or as my new saying goes "Get a Chris Prongher"! Or did he as per some of the rumors over the past days from here in Alberta? I suppose we will all find out on Tuesday.

I'm not sure what his means but look at a site I found today as I was looking for some Cwoc Media Babes in Edmonton to maybe visit one day. Can anyone tell me what this is all about???? Click here " Myk Aussie

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