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You can also hear me often talking Sports many Friday nights on Gabriel Morency's Sports Rage now on Sirius Satellite radio, Channel 186. Fri 8-11pm Pacific CDN/US time. Moose Salzer is on many weeks as well. For the details on this great Hardcore sports radio show Click here" Myk Aussie

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Updated Tues, May 29 07 "Me and Mates at Stampede Park in Calgary on Kentucky Derby Day! More new MYKwebTV, my segment going Hardcore on Sports Rage now on Sirius Satellite radio from Friday night May 4! More new MYKwebTV High Sp 18 mins. Me and Aussie Rules Footy mates at Stampede Park in Calgary on Kentucky Derby Day! Kev's AFL Australian Football League Rd 9 tips! Cwoc Pammy gets a Flash of Lightening but misreads! Venting my Sports Rage and more with Gabriel Morency on Sports Rage now on Sirius Satellite Hardcore radio! Cwoc Babe in Blue! Moose's Week 13 Arena Footy Picks!" Myk Aussie

New Mates Club TV. I've been advised that this is too long for General Viewing MYKwebTV thus this show is now only  in Mates Club TV. Me and Mates at Stampede Park in Calgary on Kentucky Derby Day! What a great day it was for the 07 AB Footy season opening social event. Featuring the Calgary Kangaroos and Calgary Bears Aussie Rules Footy guys and some Cwoc's (Cool Women Of Canada) at the Horse Races all dressed up in Crazy suits. Special thanks to Cwoc Myra for helping me in web sports casting this event. Click here

More new MYKwebTV! This is my segment going Hardcore on Gabriel Morency's Sports Rage now on Sirius Satellite radio from Friday night May 4. Note this link will take you out of Mates Club into general viewing mykaussie.com Click here

Kev's AFL Australian Football League Rd 9 tips!
Fremantle Dockers over St Kilda Saints.
Adelaide Crows over Carlton Blues.
Hawthorn Hawks over West Coast Eagles.
Collingwood Magpies over Brisbane Lions.
Essendon Bombers over Richmond Tigers.
Western Bulldogs over Sydney Swans.
North Melbourne Kangaroos over Melbourne Demons
Port Adelaide Pap Smears over  Geelong Cats

Some tough games above. Kev's gone for the Hawks over the Eagles in what could be the game of the week. Kev for the 2nd week in a row tipped brilliantly getting 7 out of 8. We are thus now leading in both the Ottawa Swans/Calgary Kangaroos and Bears tipping contest and the Vancouver Cougars/Burnaby Eagles contest.

MYKwebTV High Sp 18 mins. Me and Aussie Rules Footy mates at Stampede Park in Calgary on Kentucky Derby Day!
What a great day it was for the 07 AB Footy season opening social event. Featuring the Calgary Kangaroos and the Calgary Bears Aussie Rules Footy guys and some Cwoc's (Cool Women Of Canada) at the Horse Races all dressed up in Crazy suits. Special thanks to Cwoc Myra for helping me in web sports casting this event. Note this link will take you out of Mates Club into general viewing mykaussie.com Click here

Cwoc Pammy gets a Flash of Lightening but misreads!
Contd from Pammy webWORLD... Pammy has apparently got a new guy, the NFL San Diego Charger Lightening Bolts Long Snapper David Binn.

I'm thinking that Pammy is sick and tired of the music/band guys and there crap so she decided to try a Sports guy as her new man. So she says OK, I need a guy close to my home in LA, Hmmm The San Diego Chargers, who have we got. So she's looking through the player profiles on Chargers.com and see a position called "Long Snapper". So she gets her smart Cwoc Brain going but she was thinking sexual thoughts at the time. She thus misread "Long Snapper" to "Long Snatcher". So she thinks to herself. Hmmm, David Binn a Long Snatcher. I bet this guy will grab my "snatch" lots. He will do.

Venting my Sports Rage and more with Gabriel Morency on Sports Rage now on Sirius Satellite radio!
These are my calls to the Friday Night Freak Show on Gabriel Morency's Sports Rage now on Sirius Hardcore Satellite radio from May 4 and May 11. I went right off. I was pissed off especially on Friday May 4th so vented Rage Crazy. Gabriel Morency talks for a few minutes before I come on. Moose is on after me. Scroll down to the Sport Rage After Hours May 4 section for me and Moose which is below the "Drive This" and "Game On" archives. You can also hear the May 11 call as well Click here

Moose's Week 13 Arena Footy Picks!
Orlando OVER Utah
Nashville OVER San Jose
Los Angeles OVER Kansas City
Georgia OVER Tampa Bay
Colorado OVER Dallas (O.T.)
Chicago OVER Arizona
Philadelphia OVER Austin
New Orlean - New York / Tie! Third in Ar.FL history, coming up!" Moose

"During Arena Footy season you can hear Moose Salzer talking Arena Footy late Friday night/Saturday morning 12.30am EST on Gabriel Morency's Sports Rage now on Sirius Satellite radio, Channel 186. I am often on Friday nights as well about 1 am EST. For the details on this great Hardcore sports radio show. On Friday May 4th Gabriel Morency talks for a few minutes before I come on. Moose is on after me. Scroll down to the Sport Rage After Hours May 4 section for me and Moose which is below the "Drive This" and "Game On" archives. You can also hear Mooses May 18th and May 11th call as well Click here

As always Mates Club ends with a Babe!
What a great picture sent to me today. Is this a Cwocodile a Cwoc (Cool Woman Of Canada) laying on the Beach in Kelowna, BC Canada?

Wow! I love the Blue. What a great picture. Kelowna is the best Cwoc Hunting place in Canada and I bet there will be many Cwoc's like this babe laying on the Kelowna beach on June 2 and 3rd. I stuck with the Calgary Kangaroos Aussie Footy team this year so that I could again wear the Blue and White. We head to Kelowna BC on June 2nd to take on the BC Footy guys in the Kelowna Cup. I and the single Roo's guys are looking forward to playing footy and doing some Cwoc Hunting in Kelowna.

For some more Mates Club TV shows Click here Lots more on here the new Menu Click here" Myk Aussie

Sun, May 6 07 "I went right off on Friday night on Gabriel Morency's Sports Rage now on Sirius Satellite radio! Not a Cwoa Paris Hilton is going to jail! Cwoa Britney is back! The Golfing Nun story from Youngy Miller in South Australia! Monika's girlfriend!" Myk Aussie

I went extra Hardcore on Friday night on Gabriel Morency's Sports Rage now on Sirius Satellite radio. The NHL Shane Doan Disgrace got me really going. Refer to Hockey webWORLD on general viewing mykaussie.com. Note this will take you out of Mates Club Click here

Not a Cwoa Paris Hilton is going to jail! 
About time this "Not a Cwoa" got taught a lesson. As I said on Sports Rage Paris Hilton is a Menace to society and she should be locked up for awhile. After getting caught drink driving she then got caught twice "that we know of"  for driving without a license. On Friday in LA she was sentenced to jail for 45 days. I'm wondering how many times she did drive and get caught but then gave favors to the cops?

Cwoa Britney is back!
I'm glad to see that the beautiful Cwoa Britney is back singing and performing on stage. See I bet that it was Paris Hilton that told Britney to shave her pussy cat and she did. Then two weeks later I bet it was Paris that told her to shave her head to match her pussy cat and she did. Paris was thinking that this would take Britney off of the market so then there would be more men for her to root. Again Paris being a menace to society and helping in ruining Britney there for awhile.

The Golfing Nun from Youngy Miller in South Australia.
A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. "What troubles you, Sister?" asks the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family." "It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ." "I seem to recall that," the Mother Superior agreed. "So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?"

"Far from it," snorted the Sister. "In fact, I even took the Lord's name in vain today!"
"Goodness, Sister!" gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. "You must tell me all about it!"
"Well, we were on the fifth tee ... and this hole is a monster, Mother - 540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg left and a hidden green ... and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made. And it flew straight and true, right along the line I wanted ... and it hit a bird in mid-flight not 100 yards off the tee!"

"Oh my!" commiserated the Mother. "How unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!" "No, that wasn't it," admitted Sister. "Whil e I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel ran out of the woods, grabbed my ball and ran off down the fairway!" "Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!" sympathized Mother.

"But I didn't, Mother Superior!" sobbed the Sister. "And I was so proud of myself! While I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swooped out of the sky and grabbed the squirrel and flew off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!"

"So that's when you cursed," said the Mother with a knowing smile. "Nope, that wasn't it either," cried the Sister, anguished, "because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!"

Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said... "You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?"

Very funny Youngy. Thanks for that.

As always Mates Club ends with a Babe! Seems Monika LewinEsky did get lucky on Halloween night!
After several years I finally find out the truth as this picture was sent to me this week. Wow! Monika got lucky after all after Billy Cliton dumped here on Halloween night at The Palace in Shaunessy Vancouver. But look below she got lucky with a babe not a guy. Wow!



If you don't know what I'm talking about here check out the two very popular Halloween MYKwebTV shows as I dress up as Billy Cliton on Halloween night. I took Monika to the CFL BC Lions game in a position that she knows best. I then dumped her as I knew Cwoc Pammy Anderson was coming to our party. Way to go Monika getting the hotty above. Here's the 2 Part Halloween Mates Club TV show on the new Mates Club Halloween TV page Click here

For some more Mates Club TV shows Click here Lots more on here the new Menu Click here" Myk

Sun, April 29 07 "I'm going to play Gaelic Footy today! Gaelic Footy TV! Aussies win the World Cup of Cricket! Pretty in Pink!" Myk Aussie

Star Calgary Gaelic player Adrian Lagan wants me to play today so I though why not. We have our 1st Aussie Rules Footy Calgary Kangaroo's vs Calgary Bears game in 2 weeks time so a Gaelic Footy game today will be of benefit to me.

Check out Gaelic Footy MYKwebTV on general viewing MYKwebWORLD. This will take you out of Mates Club Click here

Australia wins the World Cup defeating Sri Lanka by 53 runs! We retain the tile!
This was great news today. Have you checked out the relatively new Cricket webWORLD on general viewing MYKwebWORLD. This will take you out of Mates Club Click here

There are lots of new articles on general viewing MYKwebWORLD.

As always Mates Club ends with a Babe!
Pretty in Pink! Hmm, there's nothing like a god wet t-shirt contest or a wet bikini. Wow!

For some Mates Club TV shows Click here Lots more on here the new Menu Click here" Myk

Sun, April 22 07 "New MYKwebTV of the Calgary Kangaroo's Aussie Rules Footy guys playing Ice Hockey in Canada! The 15 minute 2001 Grey Cup in Montreal TV show  is Wow! BL&GFA Aussie Rules Footy!  Black and Yellow Tiger Aussie Babe?" Myk Aussie

A new 2 Part 20 min Hockey MYKwebTV show is up on general viewing MYKwebTV.
Hi Sp 10 mins. New April 22, 07 Pt 1 of 2. "The Hockey Roo's vs the Ice Roo's in a recent Hockey final at Calgary's Olympic Oval! The teams were made up of many Calgary Kangaroo and Calgary Bear Aussie Rules Football guys, Aussies and CDN's. Many of the Aussie guys only started playing Ice Hockey in late 2006 and many of these guys had hardly ever even skated before. I was amazed at how well me Aussie mates picked up Canada's game. To me this is a great sports story! Check it out in Full Screen and Wide Screen.

Hi Sp 10 mins. New April 22, 07 Pt 2 of 2. "More of the Hockey Roo's vs the Ice Roo's in a recent Hockey final at Calgary's Olympic Oval! Also includes my NHL Playoff preview from the home of the famous Stampede Cup of Aussie Rules Footy. Check it out in Full Screen and Wide Screen.

Note this link to the 2 TV shows as described above will take you out of Mates Club to General viewing MYKwebWORLD Click here

Re highlighted April 22 07 as I update the Myk in the Media section and realize this was a very popular TV show! I can't believe this, I didn't even have this TV show up. Several years ago I had a huge mykaussie.com disaster/crash and lost lots of TV shows, site design etc. Today I made sure to upload and thus re highlight this possibly the best ever MYKwebTV show.

This 15 min 2001 Grey Cup TV show won me the A-Channel in Calgary reporters job for the Kokanee Summit Festival in Creston BC. Some great Cwoc footage, Cwoc cheerleaders footage, action from the sidelines in the dying moments of the game, player interviews in the change rooms. Featuring my mates from the BC Booze Brothers. Enjoy! Click here

BL&GFA Aussie Rules Footy.
Thanks this week to Peter Argent the editor of The Barracker which is the weekly game day Footy budget from the BL&GFA, Barossa Light and Gawler Football Association which is my home in South Australia. Peter wrote a full page article about what I have been doing in Sports over here in North America.

As always Mates Club ends with a Babe!
Is she a Black and Yellow AFL Richmond Tiger, a CFL Hamilton Tiger-Cat, a BL&GFA Gawler Central Tiger, a BL&GFA Nuriootpa Tiger or a NFL Pittsburg Steeler? I'm not a big fan at all of Black and Yellow teams mainly going back to the days as a South Gawler Lion and the Gawler Central Tigers being one of our arch rivals but for some reason this sexy Black and Yellow Tiger babe picture was sent to me this week. Maybe it's telling me that I shouldn't Bag any teams now that I'm covering sports.



Hmmm, I'm now looking at the Blue and White background and thinking she is a Aussie Bird that may also support the Blue and White South Gawler Lions. I think I need a trip home to Gawler and the Barossa Valley to investigate.


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Sat April 14 07 "West Coke Eagles, a very funny video! Making Money funny video! Crazy Calgary Flames Canuck! Easter Babe, Wow!" Myk Aussie

West Coke Eagles! This is a very funny video. For newcomers to AFL Australian Rules Football read below in regards to the recent Ben Cousins and other West Coast Eagles players with a "apparent" Drug/Coke problem. To watch a funny video from Gonads a Perth guy now a Calgary Kangaroo. Click here

Making Money!
"Hey Myk Aussie you should look into doing this to make more money. To watch Click here "Crazy Taylor

Crazy Aussies! Real Stories, I don't think so but funny. Thanks for thinking of me.

Crazy Calgary Flames Canuck!
As the NHL playoffs come to Calgary this Tuesday and the Flames fans will be getting ready to go Crazy with hopefully a win against the Detroit Red Wings I thought it's time to re highlight this Crazy Calgary Flames Canuck. From Mates Club Feb 20, 2003


Timmy The Streaker who climbed naked over the glass and fell from a insane height onto the ice at a Calgary Flames hockey game. For the full story heres the link to Jan-Mar 03 Mates Club Click here

As always Mates Club ends with a Babe!



Wow! After having a great Easter I thought what a great time to add this picture as this Hotty is wearing a cross around her neck. I'm not sure if she is a Cwoc, a Cwoa or a Aussie Bird but Wow!

For some Mates Club TV shows Click here Lots more on here the new Menu Click here" Myk

Updated Sun April 8 07 "Happy Easter! Easter is a very special and great time of the year! My "Pro" CDN and Moose's "Pro" USA Ice Hockey webWORLD is in the top 5 read sections this week on MYKwebWORLD! To Prong Her! New Mates Club TV Screens/pages! Beautiful Cwoc Charlotte from Regina! Charlotte on CFL Grey Cup Mates Club TV!" Myk Aussie

My "Pro" CDN and Moose's "Pro" USA Ice Hockey webWORLD is in the top 5 read sections this week on MYKwebWORLD!

contd from NHL webWORLD.... Seriously! Seems the Hardcore Hockey talk that I've been doing on Gabriel Morency's Sports Rage on Sirius Satellite Hardcore Sports radio the past 4 weeks has resulted in NHL webWORLD being one of the most popular sections of MYKwebWORLD.

I made Morency a bit confused though on Friday night. I said how Flames young gun Dion Phaneuf is the 3rd best defenseman in the NHL and the top 2 are both from the Anaheim Mighty Disney Donald Ducks or whatever they are called. I said that Rob Niedermayer and Chris Pronger are the top 2 defensemen both in Disneyland.

Morency was amazed when I said that Pronger is a very funny name as to "Prong Her" in Aussie lingo is to Bang her, Root her, have sex with her. Wasn't that what Chris Prong Her did in Edmonton, Pronged someone he shouldn't have. This is very funny to a Aussie Sports guy like me over here in North America. For the Hot Hot NHL story about this from last Oct have a read of my Wed, July 5 06 report on NHL webWORLD Click here

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Happy Easter! My mates in Australia are extra lucky as Aussies get 4 days off. Most Canadian's work Easter Monday. Yep Australia is the lucky country as my Dad Kev always used to say. Have a great rest of Easter." Myk Aussie

Mon, April 2 07 "More Hot AFL Aussie Birds! The West Coast Eagles overcome off field trouble to defeat the Swans in Sydney! AFL Eagles star Ben Cousins and his "apparent" Bad White Friend! Walking on Water! Due to MYKwebWORLD general viewing now being profitable with the Advertising links that I have Myk's Mates Club is now FREE for all as long as you are about 12-14 years of age if you are a guy or you are 16 years of age or older if you are a girl! Massive amounts of Mates Club TV!" Myk Aussie

 

More Hot Aussie Birds! Left: The Bulldogs were winners over the Cats in Rd 1 of the real AFL. Middle: So were the Magpies defeating the Kangaroo's. I bet Batman's in Melbourne a original MYKwebTV mykaussie.com valued investor is happy with the Maggies win. I'm not sure where these great pictures/painting came from but I like them. Right: Bill Romanowski and Thomas Incledon PhD, their "Pure Romo Nutrition" is the ultimate combination of scientific research and brain enhancement. I use it, it's great and it tastes great as well Click here " Myk

Contd from AFL webWORLD......The West Coast Eagles overcome off field trouble to defeat the Swans in Sydney!
Without suspended Champ Ben Cousins, in Sydney the West Coast Eagles the reigning AFL Premiers overcame Off Field troubles the past weeks to defeat the Sydney Swans the AFL Runner up in 07. Read below for the "apparent" Cocaine drug troubles of Ben and possibly other Eagles players. I heard from a Perth based Aussie recently that it was kind of common knowledge amongst nightclub party goers at certain Perth spots that "some/too many" of the Eagles players were swallowing/snorting things that they shouldn't be. The person that I was talking with a avid Eagles fan was in some ways glad that this has come out.

It was a lot of fun talking "The real" AFL on Sports Rage Sirius Satellite Hardcore radio Friday night with Gabriel Morency. We talked about this game and although I tipped the Adelaide Crows to win I mentioned that the Bombers could be one of the Dark Horses this AFL season. I loved it when Morency mentioned all the AFL teams with their nicknames. For the details on this great Hardcore sports radio show Click here

"News Flash! Ben Cousins found!" From Youngy

    

Left: Hmmm, Ben here with his apparent $3,000 a week White powder very Bad friend that has apparently really messed him up of late. Ben is/was a great player. I hope he can get rid of the Bad White stuff from his life that has messed up many peoples lives here in North America and now sadly it seems a star AFL footy player. Note this is a made up funny picture of Ben in his suit and lots of the White stuff. Right: Again from Youngy a New Film coming soon to a Cinema near you.

Walking on Water!
Wow! This is a unreal picture that was sent to me this week.

"It's amazing what man can achieve with a bit of motivation! There have been two men in history to walk on water. 1st there was Jesus Christ and then there was this bloke, Jose." Roo's Gonads



What a great picture. This  reminds me of some of the Crazy Canadians that I filmed in the 1st ever running of the Bulls in Canada a few years ago. Here is the show highlighted this week on Mates Club TV, the 2nd show down Click here

As always Mates Club ends with a Babe!
Me and me mates at the Calgary Kangaroo's and Calgary Bears along with the BC Footyt Eagles and Cougars guys are looking forward to the 07 CDN Aussie Rules Footy season and the great but short summer in Canada. During our upcoming trip to Kelowna BC for the Kelowna Challenge against the BC Footy guys I'm sure we will also get to see great Cwocodile scenery like this beautiful Cwoc below. Cwocodile Hunting in Kelowna. It's the best place to hunt in Canada, the Cwocodile's there are a awesome very friendly and beautiful variety.

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