Whores and Hockey Players!
A man in a Supermarket store in Texas tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.

Walking into the back room the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada." "No shit?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?" From Brazza in Australia funny enough.

From Oct 21, 07 10 min's "Kevin Sheedy. Part 1 of 07 US Natl's MYKwebTV. I'm 1 on 1 with Kevin Sheedy the former Legend Essendon Bombers coach and Richmond Tigers player at the 07 US Natl's of Australian Rules Footy in Louisville, Kentucky. This interview was also for US Footy and the now available promotional DVD that has been produced in conjunction with Stark Video Productions. Click here or now on my YouTube Directors Channel featured TV shows Click here

Now there are 106 of my 130+ MYKwebTV and TotalCFLwebTV shows are now on my YouTube.com Directors Channel including lots of Australian Rules Football MYKwebTV!
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As always Mates Club ends with a Babe!



Wow! Not sure I'd want to have a fight with this beauty! I wouldn't mind borrowing here gloves though and then having her hang around!

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Updated Fri May 16, 08 "AFL week 8 tips. Are you a betting person, my AFL tips with the help of Kev in South Australia! Talking AFL, NFL, NHL and how Hollywood actresses are getting involved to much in sport etc on The Jim Rome show on Easter Friday. Listen now! Talking AFL Rd 1 and more sports Hardcore on Sports Rage Wednesday night. Listen now FREE! The 2008 AFL season started Thursday! Are you a betting person, my AFL tips with the help of Kev in South Australia! Legend band KISS on the Channel 9 Footy Show! Kevin Sheedy wants AFL Round 1 overseas! My Brett Favre crazy hunting story is on March 8 column below! 82 of my 100+ MYKwebTV and TotalCFLwebTV shows are now on my YouTube.com Directors Channel! The 1st shipment ever to Nth America. Order now. Available now! Massive amounts of Mates Club MYKwebTV! You got to luv the LPGA, golf!" Myk Aussie

Left: Here interviewing AFL Legend Kevin Sheedy at the 07 US Nationals. The MYKwebTV and YouTube.com link to this TV show is below. As the 2008 AFL Rd 1 starts Thursday check out the article below where Sheedy suggests Rd 1 should be played overseas in the future. Middle: Wow! Cwoa Natalie Gulbis of the LPGA warming up for Golf. Right: Wow! I think Cwoc Oiler babe will be wanting one of these great frames now that we have displayed former Oiler tough man George Laraque his Oilers jersey in these High Quality Sports Jersey Frames. More information is below.

AFL week 8 tips! Are you a betting person, my AFL tips with advise from Kev in South Australia!
Collingwood Magpies over St Kilda Saints.
Hawthorn Hawks over Port Adelaide Pap Smears.
Geelong Cats over Richmond Tigers.
Brisbane Lions over Carlton Blues.
North Melbourne Kangaroos over West Coast Eagles.
Adelaide Crows over Melbourne Demons.
Sydney Swans over Essendon Bombers.
Western Bulldogs over Fremantle Dockers.

Last year with some advise from Kev in South Australia I/we came 110 out of 207,431 on the afl.com.au tipping. We had a average Rd 7 tipping 5 out of 8. We are now on 42, 3 behind the leaders Mr BC Footy Stuart Grills and Phantom in the Vancouver Cougars/Burnaby Eagles footytips.com.au competition.

AFL week 7 tips! Are you a betting person, my AFL tips with advise from Kev in South Australia!
West Coast Eagles over Carlton Blues.
Geelong Cats over Brisbane Lions.
Hawthorn Hawks over Collingwood Magpies.
St Kilda Saints over Richmond Tigers.
Adelaide Crows over North Melbourne Kangaroos.
Sydney Swans over Western Bulldogs.
Fremantle Dockers over Melbourne Demons.
Port Adelaide Pap Smears over Essendon Bombers.

Last year with some advise from Kev in South Australia I/we came 110 out of 207,431 on the afl.com.au tipping. We had a good Rd 6 tipping 8 out of 8. The draw was counted as a tip according to the tipping bosses. We are now on 37, 2 behind the leaders Pies4me, GoalsneakJase and Mr BC Footy Stuart Grills in the Vancouver Cougars/Burnaby Eagles footytips.com.au competition.

AFL week 6 tips! Are you a betting person, my AFL tips but one of these may changed on Saturday after I chatted with Kev in South Australia!

Collingwood Magpies over Essendon Bombers,
Geelong Cats over Fremantle Dockers.
Adelaide Crows over Carlton Blues.
Western Bulldogs over West Coast Eagles.
Port Adelaide Pap Smears over St Kilda Saints.
Brisbane Lions over Melbourne Demons.
North Melbourne Kangaroos over Sydney Swans. After talking with Kev I changed this tip. Kev says with Barry Hall out for the Swans he's thinking the Roo's will win.
Hawthorn Hawks over Richmond Tigers.

Last year with some advise from Kev in South Australia I/we came 110 out of 207,431 on the afl.com.au tipping. We had a good Rd 5 tipping 6 out of 8. The draw was counted as a tip according to the tipping bosses. We are now on 29, 3 behind the leaders Phantom and Mr BC Footy Stuart Grills in the Vancouver Cougars/Burnaby Eagles footytips.com.au competition. 

AFL week 5 tips! Are you a betting person, my AFL tips with the help of Kev in South Australia! Oops a bit late but some games are still to be played.
St Kilda Saints over Essendon Bombers.  
Geelong Cats over Sydney Swans.  
Adelaide Crows over Fremantle Dockers.  
Hawthorn Hawks over Brisbane Lions.  
Collingwood Magpies over North Melbourne Kangaroos.  
Carlton Blues over Melbourne Demons.  
Western Bulldogs over Richmond Tigers.  
West Coast Eagles over Port Adelaide Pap Smears. 
 
Last year with some advise from Kev in South Australia I/we came 110 out of 207,431 on the afl.com.au tipping. We had a very average Rd 4 tipping 4 out of 8. We are now on 23, 3 behind the leader "I am Watching Tigers" in the Vancouver Cougars/Burnaby Eagles footytips.com.au competition. 

From Fri April 11. AFL week 4 tips! Are you a betting person, my AFL tips with the help of Kev in South Australia!
Western Bulldogs over Essendon Bombers.
Geelong Cats over St Kilda Saints.
North Melbourne Kangaroos over Melbourne Demons.
Sydney Swans over West Coast Eagles. 
Port Adelaide Pap Smears over Brisbane Lions. 
Adelaide Crows over Hawthorn Hawks.  
Collingwood Magpies over Carlton Blues.
Fremantle Dockers over Richmond Tigers.

Last year with some advise from Kev in South Australia I/we came 110 out of 207,431 on the afl.com.au tipping. We had a good Rd 3 tipping 7 out of 8 for the 2nd week in a row. We are now on 19, 2 behind the leaders in the Vancouver Cougars/Burnaby Eagles footytips.com.au competition.

From March 28, 08 AFL week 2 tips! Are you a betting person, my AFL tips with the help of Kev in South Australia!
Last year with some advise from Kev in South Australia I/we came 110 out of 207,431 on the afl.com.au tipping. We had a average start in Rd 1 tipping 5 out of 8. There are some very tough games this week to pick as well.

Brisbane Lions over Collingwood Magpies. This should be a great game in Brisbane. Could go either way but going for the Lions at home.
Western Bulldogs over Melbourne Demons.
Adelaide Crows over West Coast Eagles. I'm hoping the Crows can win in Adelaide. Should be another great game. Brad Ebert makes his AFL debut for the Eagles. He is the son of Craig Ebert who is the brother of the legend SANFL and AFL player Russell Ebert. Craig also played SANFL.
St Kilda Saints over Carlton Blues.
Fremantle Dockers over Hawthorn Hawks. Another tough one to pick but going for the Dockers at home in Perth.
Sydney Swans over Port Adelaide Pap Smears. Another tough one. I know Kev doesn't like going for the Paps. The Swans can win at home in Sydney.
Geelong Cats over Essendon Bombers. The reigning Premiers the Cats should win but the Bombers could push them.
North Melbourne Kangaroos over Richmond Tigers. Another very possible close game. The Tigers had a good win in week 1. Going for the Kangaroos.

From Sat March 22. Talking lots of AFL and more sports Hardcore on Sports Rage. Listen now, FREE!
Until late Monday night March 24 my call will be on the Podcasts page under "Sports Rage", the last link saying "Jimmy from Montreal and Mick Aussie get to ranting". I went Hard Wednesday night. Click here

Talking AFL, NFL, NHL and how Hollywood actresses are getting involved to much in sport etc on The Jim Rome show on Easter Friday. Listen now!
Wow! This was big yesterday. I believe Jim Rome has about 5 million listeners daily. He is the biggest sports radio guy in USA with his show going to many USA markets. Many places in Canada also carry his daily 3 hour sports radio show.

I just subscribed to his online pod cast to re listen and I was on for 3 minutes without him interrupting at all. He bagged me a bit after the 3 minutes saying "I didn't understand Myk, I heard about Brett Favre and Darren Bennett." but then he said "No Myk I did understand you. That was Myk for 3, 5, 8 minutes however long that was and yes we do see Myk down at Super Bowl's in the Media Centre. That was Myk Aussie in Calgary". If you are a subscriber or wish to subscribe to his great radio show I was on in the 3rd hour segment on Friday March 21 Click here

Talking NFL on The Jim Rome show on Easter Friday!
If you can't listen here's what I said. I talked about the time I tried to hunt down and interview Brett Favre. Refer below to the March 8 extensive report. I also talked about the Denver Broncos and as below about the Aussie punters in the NFL.

Talking AFL on The Jim Rome show on Easter Friday!
If you can't listen here's what I said. I mentioned Aussie Rules Football several times on The Jim Rome Show including saying NFL is the equal best game in the World along with Aussie Rules Football. I talked about how Darren Bennett changed the NFL the way NFL punters now punt using the Aussie Rules Footy drop punt when they need to land the ball inside the 20 yard line. I also talked about Aussies Mat McBriar, Ben Graham and Sav Rocca currently punting in the NFL along with how the Pittsburg Steelers punter Daniel Sepulveda who is from the USA learnt and effectively uses the Aussie drop punt.

Talking NHL on The Jim Rome show on Easter Friday!
If you can't listen here's what I said. Seeing Jim introduced me as Myk in Calgary I started my sports talking about The Flames Jarome Iginla being one of the best hockey players in the World and about Dion Phaneuf and his apparent new Cwoc actress girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert.

I then also talked about NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman doing something good last year in regards to I believe helping in getting Paris Hilton locked up right at the time that the Stanley Cup was doing the rounds of LA last year so that she wouldn't be able to get her dirty rotten stinking mouth etc all over The Stanley Cup. You know what I mean? Paris just has to be in the limelight and I know she would have been hanging out with the Anaheim Mighty Donald Disney Duck players or whatever their name is and The Stanley Cup.

From Fri March 21. Talking AFL and more sports Hardcore on Sports Rage Thursday night. Listen now, FREE!
I'm also talking about Billy Crystal making the New York Yankees team. Billy Crystal is a very smart man in the way that he made the New York Yankees team last week. I look forward to watching him this year!!!! PS. It's a joke OK. I know he only played the one game. Also talking about Dion Phaneuf the Champ Calgary Flame and his apparent new Cwoc actress girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert. Also about the Formula 1 race and how the Ferrari's got burnt up in the Hot Aussie sun in Australia.

Until late Monday night March 24 my call will be on the Podcasts page under "Sports Rage", the last link saying "Jimmy from Montreal and Mick Aussie get to ranting". I went Hard last night. Click here

From Wed March 19. The 2008 AFL season starts Thursday! Are you a betting person, my AFL tips with the help of Kev in South Australia!
On Thursday night its a rematch of the 2007 AFL Grand Final, the Port Adelaide Pap Smears vs the Geelong Cats to kick off the 2008 AFL season. Also the Carlton Blues take on the Richmond Tigers. Last year with some advise from Kev in South Australia I/we came 110 out of 207,431 on the afl.com.au tipping.

AFL week 1 tips!
Carlton Blues over Richmond Tigers.
Geelong Cats over Port Adelaide Pap Smears .
Collingwood Magpies over Fremantle Dockers.
St Kilda Saints over Sydney Swans.
West Coast Eagles over Brisbane Lions .
Adelaide Crows over Western Bulldogs .
Hawthorn Hawks over Melbourne Demons .
North Melbourne Kangaroos over Essendon Bombers.

Legend band KISS on the Channel 9 Footy Show!
Wow! This was great. I was real happy to watch this today on YouTube.com from here in Canada as KISS were a legend band when I grew up on Australia. I was lucky enough to see them play at Adelaide Oval in about 1980. Check them out this week on Channel 9's very popular Footy Show on YouTube.com. This is funny as well. Click here

Kevin Sheedy wants AFL Round 1 overseas!
Kevin Sheedy is again promoting AFL to the World by suggesting the AFL should play in the future Round 1 games overseas. For the report check out the article on usfooty.com  Click here

From Oct 21, 07 10 min's "Kevin Sheedy. Part 1 of 07 US Natl's MYKwebTV. I'm 1 on 1 with Kevin Sheedy the former Legend Essendon Bombers coach and Richmond Tigers player at the 07 US Natl's of Australian Rules Footy in Louisville, Kentucky. This interview was also for US Footy and the now available promotional DVD that has been produced in conjunction with Stark Video Productions. Click here or now on my YouTube Directors Channel featured TV shows Click here

82 of my 100+ MYKwebTV and TotalCFLwebTV shows are now on my YouTube.com Directors Channel including lots of Australian Rules Football MYKwebTV!
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The 1st shipment ever to Nth America! They are awesome! The jersey hangs great in these High quality Sports jersey display cases. I'm received mine last week from Fred at centre68.com. Luckily it came to me from Montreal with FedEx and not UPS. For contact and ordering Click here

As always Mates Club ends with a Babe! You got to luv the LPGA, golf!

 
Left: Wow! More of Cwoa Natalie Gulbis of the LPGA. Natalie is from Sacramento, California and thus a definite Cwoa Cool Woman Of America. What a amazing picture this is that was sent to me this week. Right: Not sure who this is but Wow! Thanks to a BC mate for sending me these great pictures.

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Updated Sat March 8, 08. "Talking about Brett Favre last night on Sports Rage. Also talking AFL, CFL, Cricket and more! Listen now! Green Bay Packers legend Quarterback Brett Favre has retired. I tried to hunt down and interview Brett in the locker rooms after a loss to the Vikings in Minnesota several years ago on a Monday night. This is a very interesting part of "Football Fan Frenzy" the movie/documentary! 08 US Nationals of Australian Rules Football great promotion on conventional Cricket, Aussie allrounder Andrew Symonds takes out a streaker at the Gabba in Brisbane, Australia with a Aussie Rules Footy style bump with some elbow! TV in the USA! AFL Football Players to be shown how to treat women. The Dog a Legend caller talks about this last night to a Huge USA and CDN audience on Sports Rage, Sirius Satellite Radio! Dwight Howard's Superman Slam Dunk was amazing at last Saturday nights NBA All-Star Slam Dunk contest! CFL News! Shark Diving in Port Lincoln with Calgary Kangaroos Aussie Rules Footy player Matt Toohey! High Quality Sports Jersey Frames! 82 of my TV shows are now on YouTube.com/MykAussie! Canada's great colors Red and White looking sensational on this Cwocodile! NFL Pro Bowl Cheerleader Mates Club TV!" Myk Aussie


Left: Shark Diving in Port Lincoln with Matt Toohey. For more refer below. Middle: CFL Montreal Alouettes Etienne Boulay with his long time power running coach. Etienne says he is fast because of him. Etienne recently signed with NFL New York Jets. More below. Right: Wow! I think Cwoc Oiler babe will be wanting one of these great frames now that we have displayed former Oiler tough man George Laraque his Oilers jersey in these High Quality Sports Jersey Frames. More information is below.

Talking about Brett Favre last night on Sports Rage. Also talking AFL, CFL, Cricket and more. Listen now!
You can listen now on the home page of hardcoresportsradio.como on the right hand side under "Sport Rage" and this title below as I talk about Brett Favre. "Mar. 7 - After Hours Segment 2 Myk Aussie sounds off and Moose Salzer breaks down the Arena Football League Click here After Monday this will still be on the Podcasts page under Sports Rage Click here

Contd from NFL webWORLD! Green Bay Packers legend Quarterback Brett Favre has retired! I tried to hunt down and interview Brett in the locker rooms after a loss to the Vikings in Minnesota several years ago on a Monday night. This is a very interesting part of "Football Fan Frenzy" the movie/documentary! 
This was obviously Huge sports radio and TV talk this week as Brett is a absolute legend. After several years of Brett contemplating retiring and then coming back many thought that he would go again after leading the Packers to the NFC Championship game and himself having a great year. This was not to be and today Brett announced his retirement via a voice message to a ESPN sports reporter. Brett said that although physically he could go again it was mentally very draining for him in preparing each week. I would have a guess we will now enjoy listening to Brett from the commentary box or on one of the major networks NFL panel. I hope so. What a pleasure it has been to watch Brett play this great game. 

After several of my mates in Vancouver were huge Packer fans and myself liking them because they are Australia's Colors I tried to interview Brett in the locker rooms after a loss to the Vikings in Minnesota several years ago on a Monday night. Opinion has it this is a funny and quite interesting part of my movie/documentary "Football Fan Frenzy" as I wear my Green and Gold Woodville Warriors SANFL Aussie Footy jersey and Green and Gold Aussie hat to the game, on the sidelines and then into the Packers locker rooms. I however made a mistake and learnt the hard way. Don't go into a losing teams locker rooms for interviews as some officials are not to keen on media people after a loss. On this night one Packers official for no apparent reason got upset with me. I had a official NFL media pass from the Vikings organization but..... Hmmmmm. 

This is the 1st time I have ever told the full story. For some Hardcore reasons here goes! So this is what happened. My media pass said Myk Harrison. As I was heading to the Packers locker rooms after interviewing ABC's Leslie Visser on the sidelines I walked past some ladies or should I just say women cops on the way to the Packers locker rooms. I was a little confident and said "Hi ladies. Are you having fun" or something similar. I purposely showed them my media pass to avoid any possible trouble and all seemed cool. So then I'm in the Packers locker rooms as mentioned in my Green and Gold outfit and a damn ball steward or dirty footy gear official or similar came up to me for no apparent reason and wanted me out. So I left the room and then put on a sweater over my Aussie footy jersey and went back in. At this stage I had done nothing wrong. The same guy or should I say "low type Big headed sore loser official" then recognized me and again wanted me out. So I leave and this time Crazingly one of the women cops wants to talk to me after this "low type Big headed sore loser official" complained to her about me simply standing in the locker rooms before I was wanting to interview Brett. I tell the women cop I've done nothing wrong which is 100% true. She looks at my media pass then wants to see my ID. So I show her my Canadian and Australian Drivers licenses. Well here is where I had some bad luck. Both my Drivers licenses say my real name which is not Myk Harrison but Myk backwards thus Kym Andrew Harrison. The women cop not lady then basically walks me out holding my arm in a firm manner and says I'm lucky I'm not on the 1st boat home to Australia. Un farking believable. What did I do wrong? Damn well nothing but I know one thing at this stage I simply had to keep my mouth 100% shut accept the fact this woman cop was a farking glory seeker that needed to earn her money on this night and she could have caused me major trouble. Maybe some Aussie had banged her in the past and then dumped her.

I then went and meet up with some great Vikings fans and ended up at a Hotel room party till 4 am. I then went straight back to my hotel room to grab my bags and straight to the airport for my return trip to Vancouver via Denver. What a wild but great night. This above is a 100% true story. This is in the movie/documentary "Football Fan Frenzy" and maybe this is why it happened, to have a great true Brett Favre hunting story in my movie/documentary. As I said recently to Scotty a mate here in Calgary we will need to re enact some of this as it is not 100% clear in the movie. You can see the women cops as I walk past them on the way to the Packer rooms and the "low type Big headed sore loser official" walk towards my camera. 

Oh now I get it. I should not have worn my trade mark Green and Gold Aussie hat and a Green and Gold Aussie Footy jersey. OK. So seems I did do something wrong. Bullshit!  

So there goes I never got to met and interview Brett. Then at the 3 NFL Pro Bowl after this night that I had official NFL Media passes Brett withdrew from the Pro Bowls. Let me know if any of you guys or gals want a copy of the movie/documentary "Football Fan Frenzy". 

Cricket, Aussie allrounder Andrew Symonds takes out a streaker at the Gabba in Brisbane, Australia with a Aussie Rules Footy style bump with some elbow! 
This story made Canadian Sports News Wednesday night as the guys were talking about it on The Score TV.  The streaker Robert Ogilvie 26 was fined $1,390 by the court. He pleaded guilty saying he was dared to run onto the Gabba field naked by his friends and he said it felt "great" to be crunched by Symonds. The Crazy Aussie. No doubt he had lots of Crazy Aussie beer in his guts to do this. Probably that XXXX beer.

Oh my the power of YouTube.com the most popular TV station in the World. This TV show was added on March 4th and has had 330,000+ views. Check it out as Andrew flattens the streaker Click here

08 US Nationals of Australian Rules Football great promotion on conventional TV in the USA!
This was a recent great promotion on TV in the USA in regards to the 08 US Nationals of Australian Rules Football to be held in Colorado Springs. Hopefully the mighty Denver Broncos players and their mates come and watch our great game. This show now on YouTube.com features the new US Footy President Richard Mann. Click here

AFL Football Players to be shown how to treat women! The Dog a Legend caller talks about this last night to a Huge USA and CDN audience on Sports Rage, Sirius Satellite Radio. Listen now!
I sent this email below today to Beau the new President of the Calgary Kangaroos and Calgary Bears to see if he has any advise for us guys here in Calgary Canada.

Beau cc Roos/Bears

Any advise here from the President?

"The Dog" a legend caller from Montreal on Sports Rage Sirius Satellite radio last night was talking about this and in a way saying to me that we are a bit screwed up in Aussie. He talked about this question on radio.

AFL Football players to be shown how to treat women,
Another question requires players to say what they'd do if they are with a girl who has had too much to drink. "A) Get her some water? B) Call her a taxi? or C) Take her back to your place for sex?" are among the responses. For the article on HeraldSun.com.au Click here

My advice to Aussie's and especially Aussie Footy players whether in Australia or say here in Western Canada on the question above is this 1) The very 1st thing to find out after you introduce yourself is to find out if she is Married. If she is then B is the correct answer. A is not the correct answer because if she is married she shouldn't be in the Bar drunk in the 1st place or you need to get away from her where ever you are.

If she is not married then several options are available. If you are drunk yourself then C Take her back to your place for sex? could be going through your screwed up drunk brain even if she is not that hot. Thus it may be the case of wanting to "chew ya arm off in the morning" to escape out of your own bed. Now the difficulty comes as she's at your house and all you want to do is get her out and you tell yourself you are never drinking again. Going to her house would have been the better option here if you did leave the bar with her as this makes for a quick exit but you are probably again telling yourself you are never drinking again. At least wear a raincoat (condom) if your screwed up drunk brain got you in this situation.

Now, if she is a hot babe, not married and you are both drunk and C is very close to becoming a reality I "suggest" being a nice guy, put here on your couch at your place and then make her tea or coffee and breakfast in the morning. That way you might end up with a hot girlfriend.

If you are sober, she is hot and not married then A Get her some water? followed by B Call her a taxi? is the way to go. That way you get to chat to her for a bit and then she's home safely "hopefully" in a cab. Make sure to get her phone number or Facebook name and call her or Facebook her next day. Then again you may end up with a Hot girlfriend.

After doing A Get her some water and you realize that she is a average person in personality or a bitch I suggest to get the hell out of there. Get the barman to call her a cab. Don't even waste your cell/mobile phone minutes on her. I hope this advice helps.

Updated March 4, 08. Oops! it was on here recently! Listen now! Note: Listening discretion is advised as this is Late Night Hardcore Sports radio. For the Podcast from last night on Sports Rage with The Dog talking about this after I go Hardcore Scroll down to "Sports Rage Feb. 22 - After Hours Segment 2 Myk Aussie, The Dog and Rocco all in one segment!" Click here

Surely the Calgary Flames won't now trade Alex Tanguay to the Montreal Canadians! I talk this and more Calgary Flames last night on Sports Rage. Listen now!
With the NHL Trade deadline coming up this week there has been lots of talk here on Calgary Sports radio the past week that the Flames will try and trade Alex Tanguay to the Montreal Canadians. This week Alex scored 2 goals in the win over the Dallas Stars and then was rewarded the goal in the 1-0 win over the Detroit Red Wings. I hope the Flames keep Alex.

As above. Listen now! Note: Listening discretion is advised as this is Late Night Hardcore Sports radio. For the Podcast from last night on Sports Rage Scroll down to "Sports Rage Feb. 22 - After Hours Segment 2 Myk Aussie, The Dog and Rocco all in one segment!" Click here

Dwight Howard's Super man Slam Dunk was amazing at last Saturday nights NBA All-Star Dunk contest!
What a great contest it was. Dwight was amazing in all of his dunks. Wow! This TV show has had 1,178,855 views in a week. The power of YouTube.com is amazing. Check it out Click here

CFL News! Montreal Alouettes players recently in training at the Claude Robillard Centre in Montreal! Etienne Boulay signed recently with the NFL New York Jets! The NFL Buffalo Bills playing games in Toronto was Huge Discussion recently on Total-CFL.com Discussion! Part of Roger Goodell's transcript from the Super Bowl with replies from TotalCFLers!
For the latest CFL news check out CFL webWORLD on general viewing MYKwebWORLD Click here



Total-CFL.com is awesome for the Best CFL Off Season News!
For all the excellent discussions by the very knowledgeable Total-CFLers check out the Total-CFL.com Discussion Click here

Shark Diving in Port Lincoln with Calgary Kangaroos Aussie Rules Footy player Matt Toohey!
Check it out on Fishing and Hunting webWORLD. Note this is on General viewing webWORLD.  Click here



High Quality Sports Jersey Frames!
The 1st shipment ever to Nth America! They are awesome! The jersey hangs great in these High quality Sports jersey display cases. I'm received mine last week from Fred at centre68.com. Luckily it came to me from Montreal with FedEx and not UPS. For contact and ordering Click here

YouTube! For 82 of my TV shows now on YouTube.com Click here

As always Mates Club ends with a Babe!

Canada's great colors Red and White looking sensational on this Cwocodile. Pull those bikini bottoms up babe! Yeh show us ya butt. Ya looking good. This picture that I like was sent to me recently. If you are new on here a Cwocodile is a CWOC, Cool Woman Of Canada. Click here

For Mates Club NFL Pro Bowl MYKwebTV with "opinion has it" great cheerleader action and interviews Click here " Myk Aussie

Sat Feb 16 08 "NFL, Rod Smith update from the Broncos Media. I chat with Rod Smith awhile ago on MYKwebTV! AFL Kevin Sheedy wants AFL Round 1 overseas. CDN and USA AFL TV now also on my Youtube Directors Channel! Total-CFL.com is awesome for the Best CFL Off Season News! A Cricket Story from Youngy Miller! Last Sunday was the 08 NFL Pro Bowl. NFL Pro Bowl Cwoa MYKwebTV shows rate very highly on YouTube.com for "NFL Pro Bowl" and "NFL Pro Bowl cheerleaders" related searches. Mates Club NFL Pro Bowl MYKwebTV on here which includes the 4 Part 20 minute show. NFL Pro Bowl cheerleaders!" Myk Aussie

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Total-CFL.com is awesome for the Best CFL Off Season News!
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A Cricket Story from Youngy Miller!
God asks Donald Bradman: "What do you believe?"
Donald thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says,
"I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I
believe in giving.
I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Bradman,
and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Allan Border and says,
"What do you believe?"
Allan says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing
fields."
God is greatly moved by Allan's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a
seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Ricky Ponting:
"And you, Ricky, what do you believe?"
Ricky replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

Last Sunday was the 08 NFL Pro Bowl! NFL Pro Bowl Cwoa MYKwebTV shows rate very highly on YouTube.com for "NFL Pro Bowl" and "NFL Pro Bowl cheerleaders" related searches!
One of my Pro Bowl MYKwebTV shows on YouTube.com now has 41,765 views. Refer last weeks column for more on Pro Bowl MYKwebTV shows on YouTube.com.

I'm still thinking about the 3 great times I was lucky enough to attend the NFL Pro Bowl and film and interview the beautiful number 1 cheerleaders on the sidelines.

So for a 2nd week in a row I'm ending Mates Club with the beautiful Jessica from the Cincinnati Bengals.

As always Mates Club ends with a Babe!

The stunning and very friendly Cwoa Jessica from the Cincinnati Bengals from the top rating MYKwebTV show on YouTube.com. I am featuring this MYKwebTV as the main video this week on my YouTube Directors Channel Click here

For Mates Club NFL Pro Bowl MYKwebTV on here which includes the 4 Part 20 minute show Click here " Myk Aussie

Thurs Feb 7, 08 "It's NFL Pro Bowl week! Massive amounts of Cwoa NFL Pro Bowl MYKwebTV as I'm on the sidelines 1 on 1 with many of the #1 NFL Cheerleaders on here or on my YouTube.com Directors Channel! NFL Pro Bowl Cwoa MYKwebTV shows rate very highly on YouTube.com for "NFL Pro Bowl" and "NFL Pro Bowl cheerleaders" related searches! Hopefully you can watch 1 or a few of these shows on YouTube to help me in keeping these High ratings over the next week! NFL Pro Bowl cheerleaders!" Myk

Wow! This is unreal! I'm wondering how many people will search on "NFL Pro Bowl" related videos on YouTube.com this week. Hopefully you can watch 1 or a few of these shows on YouTube to help me in keeping these High ratings over the next week!!!!!!!!!

Try this on a YouTube.com search.
Typing in "NFL Pro Bowl". Our Pro Bowl MYKwebTV shows are listed 2, 3, 4, 8, 9, 11 and 14. Wow!
Typing in "Pro Bowl". Our Pro Bowl MYKwebTV shows are listed 8, 10, 13.
Typing in "ProBowl". Our  Pro Bowl MYKwebTV shows are listed 9, 10, 12.
Typing in "NFL Pro Bowl Cheerleaders". Our Pro Bowl MYKwebTV shows are listed 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9. Wow!
Typing in "NFL ProBowl Cheerleaders". Our Pro Bowl MYKwebTV shows are listed 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7. Wow!
Typing in "Pro Bowl Cheerleaders". Our Pro Bowl MYKwebTV shows are listed 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11.

It will be interesting to see how many views I get this week. I'm thinking 1,000's if not more NFL fans will be checking out Pro Bowl videos on YouTube.com. One of the Pro Bowl MYKwebTV shows has 39,477 views to date. 

I hope you can add some ratings and or comments to my shows and or subscribe. For my YouTube Directors Channel Click here 

Use the search at the top of any YouTube.com page with search terms above to also find the Pro Bowl MYKwebTV shows.

As always Mates Club ends with a Babe!

   

Left: The stunning and very friendly Cwoa Jessica from the Cincinnati Bengals from the top rating MYKwebTV show on YouTube.com. I am featuring this MYKwebTV as the main video this week on my YouTube Directors Channel Click here Middle: I'm filming the #1 Cheerleaders. Right: The stunning and also very friendly Cwoa Tina voted #1 on nfl.com from the Washington Redskins. I often chat with Tina on email.

For Mates Club NFL Pro Bowl MYKwebTV on here which includes the 4 Part 20 minute show Click here " Myk Aussie

Updated Fri Feb 1, 08 "NFL, It's the New England Patriots vs the New York Gotham City Giants in Sundays Super Bowl XLII. On location Super Bowl MYKwebTV from Super Bowls XXXVII, XXXVIII and XXIX! Total-CFL.com is awesome for the Best CFL Off Season News! Happy Australia Day! Australia Day/Night Jan 26 in Calgary with the Calgary Kangaroos, Bears and Kookaburras! Interviewing a Aussie Sports Legend in late 07, Kevin Sheedy on MYKwebTV! A Aussie poem sent from Macca the 07 Calgary Kangaroo! Sam Kekovich's the former AFLer, his Aussie Day speech! New Sports Jersey Frames. The 1st shipment ever to Nth America! A beautiful Aussie Bird on Aussie Day!" Myk Aussie

  
Left: Come and enjoy Aussie Day in Calgary! Middle: Here interviewing Kevin Sheedy at the 07 US Nationals of Australian Rules Football. Right: New Sports Jersey Frames. The 1st shipment ever to Nth America. Available now. More info below.

NFL! On location Super Bowl MYKwebTV from Super Bowls XXXVII, XXXVIII and XXIX! It's
the New England Patriots vs the New York Gotham City Giants in Sundays Super Bowl XLII! 
These 3 Super Bowl weeks in which I was fortunate to have MYKwebTV NFL approved Super
Bowl media passes were some of my best times ever. I met some great and famous people
especially in the NFL Media Centres and at the Media Days. Enjoy! 

NFL Super Bowl XXXIX 2005 Mates Club TV Click here
NFL Super Bowl XXVIII 2004 Mates Club TV Click here
NFL Super Bowl XXVII 2003 Mates Club TV Click here

For more NFL check out NFL webWORLD on general viewing MYKwebWORLD Click here



Total-CFL.com is awesome for the Best CFL Off Season News!
For all the excellent discussions by the very knowledgeable Total-CFLers check out the Total-CFL.com Discussion Click here

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From Sat, Jan 26, 08. Australia Day/Night Jan 26 in Calgary with the Calgary Kangaroos, Bears and Cwoc Kookaburras!
If you are in or near Calgary I hope you can come and join the Calgary Kangaroos, Bears and Kookaburras which is the Cwoc ladies team for Australia Day/Saturday night tonight Jan 26th at Dickens Pub in downtown Calgary. Last year was a great night as we packed out the largish Sports Bar. There will be a band playing, Aussie Beer specials, a Aussie raffle including Aussie wines, Vegemite and Bundy. It should again be a huge night.

Interviewing a Aussie Sports Legend in late 07, Kevin Sheedy on MYKwebTV! Part 1 of 07 US Natl's MYKwebTV! 
1 on 1 with Kevin Sheedy the former Legend Essendon Bombers coach and Richmond Tigers player at the 07 US Natl's of Australian Rules Footy in Louisville, Kentucky. This interview was
also for US Footy For the TV show Click here or now on my YouTube Directors Channel featured TV shows Click here

For more AFL check out AFL webWORLD on general viewing MYKwebWORLD Click here

Australia Day! A great poem sent today from Macca the 07 Calgary Kangaroo.
Australians are a funny lot, you'll often hear one curse,
How things have started badly, and they'll probably get worse,
The weathers dry, the sun's so hot it's stolen all the water,
The Government has never done the things we think they oughta'.

But if we hear a tourist say his home is much more grand,
They had better be prepared to make a very solid stand.
For although we Aussies may complain at what's become our lot,
When someone knocks this country, we defend with all we've got.

We may criticize some teenage brat, may even wish them failure,
But we stand behind them cheering when they're playing for Australia.
Because, if this is home to you, the country of your birth,
Then you back the native player to beat anyone on Earth.

When the cricket bats are swinging or when someone scores a try,
When a home grown horse has won the cup and made the owner cry,
When some Para Olympic athlete hits the front and sets the pace,
You'll hear 'Aussie Aussie Aussie' as the crowd goes off their face.

And although we like to take a break in overseas locations,
If you take the time to question this nomadic population,
They will tell you without blinking that wherever they may roam,
The best part of the journey was the last bit, ....coming home.

For the sun was never brighter on the beach at Waikiki,
Than it is on all the sandy shores Australia has to see,
The water never purer nor the air as fresh and clear,
The people never friendlier than those that we have here.

If you venture to the outback where grass is scarce as snow,
As you swelter you may wonder what it was that made you go,
But just look at the locals who have lived there since their birth,
And I know you will not find a better class of folk on earth.

All across this wide brown country from the Cape to Hobart town,
There are people who will help you when you find the chips are down,
And if someone should abuse you, and does it just because,
Then that person's not Australian, and that person never was.

So when you feel disgruntled just remember this rendition,
And never blame the country for the acts of politicians,
Look up and count your blessings when you see our flag unfurled,
And be grateful that you live in the best country in the world.

Happy Australia Day 26th Jan 2008"

Sam Kekovich's the former AFLer, his Aussie Day speech!
Here's some great Aussie Day content on Youtube. Yep I definitely miss the Lamb Chops on
the Barbeque. Lamb Chops on Aussie Day TV Click here

New Sports Jersey Frames! The 1st shipment ever to Nth America! Available now!
Finally for the avid collector, a decor enhancing display case for your sports memorabilia. Made from solid Mahogany wood in two custom furniture finishes Cherry and Ebony. Features a full solid brass piano hinge and magnetic lock for easy opening and closing. The custom acrylic hanger will fit the largest jerseys with the full name or team displayed. Protects your memorabilia for years to come!

"Myk they are awesome! The jersey hangs great in these High quality Sports jersey display cases. I have had them made from a superb High Quality furniture manufacturer in China. Several CFL Alouettes players received theirs last week." Fred, Sports Products and Player Agent.

"1/2 of the 460 shipment has been presold. Fred has received the container in Montreal. To the many NFL, CFL, AFL, NHL etc sports mates out there, these are brilliant for your bar, lounge room or as a Christmas present to your sports mates. This is a $350-400 retail product. Contact me now for special mykaussie.com and 1st shipment ever to Nth America pricing on 1 or more. myk@mykaussie.com or 1 403 870-5578.

As always Mates Club ends with a Babe!

Wow! This great picture of the Australian flag held up by a beautiful Aussie Bird was sent to me this week. Damn I need a trip home! Happy Australia Day!

For some more Mates Club TV shows including more Grey Cup Mates Club TV Click here Lots more on here the new Menu Click here" Myk Aussie

Sun Jan 20, 08 "NFL, It's the New England Patriots vs the San Diego Chargers in today's AFC Championship game! It's the New York Gotham City Giants vs the Green Bay Aussie colors Green and Gold Packers in today's NFC Championship game! The Dallas Cowboys the predicted NFL team to go to the Super Bowl are done like a Hot Dinner. Cowboys QB Tony Romo screws up Bigtime by leaving the USA a week before his Big playoff game. Guess who he went to a Mexico Beach with? Yep it was Cwoa Jessica Simpson. Wow, not good especially after his Huge recent approx $67 million Dallas Cowboys contract and his/Cowboys screw up in last years playoffs. Cwoa Jessica Simpson on MYKwebTV! The 1st shipment ever to Nth America. Order now! Cwoc Genida wins the 1st ever Gold Medal Cwoc MYKwebTV Award!" Myk Aussie

In this Sundays AFC Conference Championship game.

I'm picking the New England Patriots over the San Diego Chargers straight up and against the spread. There are too many Champ Chargers injured from last weeks Huge win over the Colts
the reigning Super Bowl Champs.

In this Sundays NFC Conference Championship game.

I'm picking the Green Bay Packers over the New York Giants straight up and against the
spread. It's apparently going to be real CDN Cold across there in Green Bay in NE USA.

For more NFL including a Injury report for today's games direct from NFL Media check out NFL webWORLD on general viewing MYKwebWORLD Click here

Cwoa Jessica Simpson on MYKwebTV!
For Cwoa Jessica Simpson the Romo QB Ruiner (Refer below) looking stunning in red in one of my MYKwebTV shows, scroll down to the 2nd show below the TV screen Click here

New Sports Jersey Frames! The 1st shipment ever to Nth America! Available now!
Finally for the avid collector, a decor enhancing display case for your sports memorabilia. Made from solid Mahogany wood in two custom furniture finishes Cherry and Ebony. Features a full solid brass piano hinge and magnetic lock for easy opening and closing. The custom acrylic hanger will fit the largest jerseys with the full name or team displayed. Protects your memorabilia for years to come!

"Myk they are awesome! The jersey hangs great in these High quality Sports jersey display cases. I have had them made from a superb High Quality furniture manufacturer in China. Several CFL Alouettes players received theirs last week." Fred, Sports Products and Player Agent.

"1/2 of the 460 shipment has been presold. Fred has received the container in Montreal. To
the many NFL, CFL, AFL, NHL etc sports mates out there, these are brilliant for your bar, lounge room or as a Christmas present to your sports mates. This is a $350-400 retail product. Contact me now for special mykaussie.com and 1st shipment ever to Nth America pricing on 1 or more. myk@mykaussie.com or 1 403 870-5578.

As always Mates Club ends with a Babe!