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       Sat 
       Dec 31, "Happy New Year! My week 17 tips! 
       Moose's NFL week 17, Playoffs preview!" 
       Myk 
My week 17 tips! Even 
though the Chargers are favorites I'm going with the Broncos over 
Chargers. Seems Bronco's will be resting some players but I can't pick against 
them. Giants over Raiders. Chiefs over Bengals in what could be 
the game of the round. Chiefs are a chance for the playoffs but thery need a 
Steelers loss against the Lions, Hmmm can't see that happening and a Chargers 
loss or tie apparently. Colts over Cardinals. Ravens over Brown 
Shitta Me Pants. Bills over Jets, just. Panthers over the Falcons. 
Important game for the Panthers, they control their own playoff destiny, a win 
and they are in. Steelers over Lions and the Steelers are in as well. 
 Pats over Dolphin Mammals. I can't see Bill the Super coach resting too many 
players. I just can't agree with the way players are rested, maybe the QB but I 
think some teams rest up to much. Wining momentum is very important going into 
the playoffs. Tampon Bay Buc's over Saints. Again the Buc's control their 
own destiny, a win and they are in. 49ers over Texans. Bears over 
Vikings but this could go either way. Vikings are out and the Bears secure a 
week off. Vikings are favoured so maybe the experts believe the Bears will rest 
some of their stars. Jags over Tits. What a great year the Jags have had 
making the playoffs.
 
 Redskins over Eagles the now #1 Bird Flu's. Redskins win and they are in, 
amazing! Scotty a MYKwebWORLD reporter will be very happy if the Redskins make 
the playoffs and I'm sure Cwoa Tina the former Redskins Pro Bowl cheerleader and 
MYKwebTV star will be as well. Cowboys over New Zealand Ram Sheep. 
Cowboys are a still a chance but the they need some luck. Seahawks over 
Packers but Packers are favoured so maybe Mike the coach is resting players. 
Have a great NFL weekend, games on Saturday and Sunday Yeh!" Myk Aussie
 
From Moose 
 Playoff Teams - AFC
 East - New England (clinched)
 North - Cincinnati (clinched)
 South (?) - Indianapolis [despite now losing two in a row], 13-2, clinched.
 West - Denver (clinched) 
"You little Rippa! Giddy Up! What 
a great year! Good luck Bronco's. I'm really hoping/putting energy out 
there/praying that they keep it going in the Playoffs!" Myk Aussie
 Wildcards: Jacksonville In; Kansas City or Pittsburgh (Moose's Pick: K.C.)
 
         
         Playoff Teams - NFC(L)East - N.Y. Giants (who have no QB and should be gone in 1st round)
 North - Chicago (who switched QBs sucessfully) (clinched)
 South - Carolina (or Tampa) , whoever wins this weekend Moose's Pick: 
         Carolina
 West - Seattle, who could make their first Super Bowl
 Wildcards: Dallas &/or Washington (Minnesota and Atlanta gone)
 
         
         Week 17 Picks:San Diego OVER Denver, Oakland OVER N.Y. Giants, Buffalo OVER N.Y.Jets, 
         Carolina OVER Atlanta
 Detroit OVER Pittsburgh, Arizona OVER Indianapolis, Seattle OVER Green 
         Bay (sorry, Brett!)
 New England OVER Miami, Kansas City OVER Cincinnati, Baltimore OVER 
         Cleveland
 Saints OVER Tampa Bay, Houston OVER San Francisco, Jacksonville OVER 
         Tennessee
 Minnesota OVER Chicago, Philadelphia OVER Washington,
 Saint Louis / Dallas, first tie of the year, mark it down!" Moose
 
 
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       Tues, 
       Dec 27 05 "I hope you had a great Christmas, no doubt watching the great 
       NFL games on TV! I crash and burn in week 16 tipping! Colts loose for the 
       1st time last week and James Dungy commits suicide! Aussie AFL Geelong 
       star Ben Graham was on ABC's Monday Night Footy's last night for the Jets!" Myk 
       Aussie 
       Updated Tues Dec 27. I tip my worse ever for the year a horrid 7 
       out of 16 to go to 167 straight up 
       for the year. 
 Week 16 results: Monday Night it was the Pat's over the Jets 31 to 
       21. Former AFL Geelong Aussie punter Ben Graham now with the Jets punted 
       well in very windy conditions, 4 punts for a average of 43.5 yards. One 
       was a rippa with the strong wind of 59 yards. It was the last time ABC 
       will produce Monday Night Footy is seems after 35 years. I had the 
       pleasure of attending a great Monday Night Footy game a few years back in 
       Minnesota as it was the Vikings taking on the Packers. I definitely need 
       to reload this MYKwebTV show to Mates Club MYKwebTV as it was a fantastic 
       night and a lot of fun. Opinion has it this footage is some of the best 
       in my movie "Football Fan Frenzy" which is now available for select 
       viewing by joining Myk's Mates Club Click
here and more 
       details 
       Click
here
 Lions over Saints 13 to 12. Jags over Texans 
       38-20. Chiefs over Chargers 20 to 7. Chiefs are still in the running for 
       a AFC Wild Card but the Chargers are now unfortunately gone for the year 
       in my favourite NFC Division the AFC West. 49ers amazingly over the New 
       Zealand Ram Sheep 24 to 20. Seems the 49ers decided to get serious for 
       once and keep off the nest. Tampon Bay Buc's in OT over Falcons 27 to 24. 
       Bills crazily over the Bengals 37 to 27. Cowboys over Panthers 24 to 20 
       and they are still a chance for the playoffs. Redskins shock the Giants 
       35 to 20 and are also alive for a NFC Wild Card Playoff berth. Steelers 
       hammer the Brown Shitta Me Pants 41 to 0. Dolphin Mammals over Tit's 24 
       to 10. Former Aussie holiday beach bum but Champ running back Ricky 
       Williams stars for the Dolphins. 
 Seahawks over Colts 28 to 13 and the Seahawks finish top in the NFC. 
       Colts rested some star  players. It now seems true that James Dungy 
       the 18 year old son of Colts coach Tony Dungy did away with his life. The 
       reports now coming out say he was having some depression problems back in 
       October. So James had a girlfriend, obviously he had money so what could 
       have been the reason why he took his own life? The Colts lost there 1st 
       game of the year last weekend and then James commits suicide a few days 
       later. Was that the reason? I suppose we will never know but I believe 
       someone 
       will one day find out why. James's funeral was today.
 
 I definitely know that people that have crossed over to the 
       "Energy/Spiritual/Heavenly World" (which is the best way I can 
       think of of explaining afterlife) can see and some even use the Internet. 
       Remember the film Ghost with Patrick Swayze as Sam Wheat and Cwoa Demi 
       Moore as Molly Jensen? Sam now in the "Energy/Spiritual/Heavenly World" well Sam gets on the 
       keyboard to scare the crap out of the guy that arranged his murder. It's 
       true, this happens! Maybe James will contact someone via the web to 
       explain why he didn't stay around to see the Colts in this years 
       playoffs!
 
 I'm the HARDBall NFL Aussie Guy that is not afraid to say what I think 
       and definitely not now but I love the NFL and am 95% +ve promoting this 
       great game to the World! There is two significant reasons why I'm going 
       HARDBall on all MYKwebWORLD sections and especially "Mates Club" as well 
       from now on. One of them is ABC in Australia get better NFL Super Bowl 
       Media passes than me. Yeh they do have a larger viewership but it's also a load of crap 
       as they do a report like once a year on 
       the NFL. I remember the guy ABC Australia sent to the Super Bowl in San Diego 
       didn't even know who the starting QB for the Tampon Bay Buc's was! Can 
       you believe that yet he had a better seat than me and Moose. Worse still 
       he treated me like a piece of dog turd the snobby Aussie Media "Prick 
       with Ears". I felt like embarrassing him and his "No NFL Knowledge" in 
       front of all the media guys in the magnificent Super Bowl media centre 
       but I didn't as I felt privileged in many ways to be at my 1st Super Bowl 
       but now I wish I did embarrass the loser. At least he could have read up 
       about the Super Bowl on the long plane ride over! OK I'm loosing it we're 
       going to .... Mates Club now for more on this and other Fighting stories.
       Click here
 
 Cardinals over the Eagles 27 to 21. Thus the Eagles now have the title of 
       the #1 Bird Flu's for this years NFL season. That is amazing they nearly 
       win the Super Bowl last year and now they can't even beat The Cardinals. 
       You gotta love the NFL though! Bronco's hammer the Raiders 22 to 3. You 
       little rippa my #1 NFL team finishes 2nd in the AFC and gets the bye and 
       then home field advantage. Go you Broncos! I think James Dungy a 
       knowledgeable NFL man may now be a little worried about the Bronco's 
       challenging the Colts in the AFC. The Colts have definitely had it over 
       the Broncos of late in the playoffs thus the Colts are still favored to 
       go to the Super Bowl for the AFC. If it's not the Bronco's I hope it is 
       the Blue and white Colts representing the stronger AFC.
 
       Bears over Packers 24 to 17 
       in a great game on Christmas day. Ravens over Vikings apparent Bad Boat 
       Boys 30 to 23 on Christmas night. Disappointing as I like the Vikings and 
       they are now out of the NFC playoff race. To the ABC Aussie Loser Media 
       Guy it was Brad Johnson who was the victorious Tampon Bay Bucs QB in the 
       San Diego Super Bowl. Brad had a great year at QB for the Vikings after 
       replacing the injured and now in trouble Duante Culpepper. Duante was 
       apparently one of the leaders on the famous Vikings apparent "Sex in 
       public" Boat cruise and he and three of his Vikings mates are now in some 
       trouble with the Cops.
 From Mon Dec 26,
       Tonight it's the Pats vs the Jets. I'll be looking forward to watching 
       Aussie AFL Geelong Champ Ben Graham punt for the Jets. Check out the chat 
       I had with a Benny Graham recently at the US Aussie Rules Footy Nationals 
       in Milwaukee. 
       Click
here  " Myk Aussie
 
 "Note: Myk Aussie loves the NFL and simply has some fun with some of the 
       names of the teams along with bringing some comedy to his reports that 
       many American's seem to enjoy." Andrew Harrison, MYKwebWORLD Manager.
 
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       Click here" Myk
 
       Fri, Dec 23 05 "Merry Christmas to all NFL fans! Week 16 tips and report! 
       Colts coach's son dies!" Myk Aussie 
       I hope you all have a great 
       Christmas. We get to watch NFL Saturday, Sunday and Monday this weekend, 
       Yeh! I know what I will be doing Saturday, watching NFL all day! I'll be 
       keeping well clear of the rat race at the shopping centers here in 
       Calgary with all the Mon - Fri 9-5er workers rushing around doing that 
       last bit of Christmas shopping. It's called "shopping stress" that I 
       don't want to be a part of at all.
 NFL week 16 tips. I hope the Saints can get a much needed 
       win over the horrid again in 05 Lions. Jags over the Texans. Jags 
       have gone along very nicely this year and now look as though they will 
       make the playoffs with a AFC wild card. I enjoyed the Super Bowl week 
       immensely last year in Jacksonville while many other media guys 
       complained like crazy at their "way out of town" accommodation and the 
       "smallest city" ever to host a Super Bowl. Why did I enjoy it, mainly 
       because I planned the week in a "Outback Aussie" type way. Check out the 
       1st Super Bowl MYKwebTV show if you don't get my drift. 
       Click
here
 
 Chargers over Chiefs in possibly the game of the weekend. 
       Amazingly the Chargers will struggle to get a playoff birth even with a 
       win against a AFC West divisional rival. I rate the Chargers a very good 
       team and if they do make the playoffs they are a big chance. New 
       Zealand Ram's Sheep over the 49ers. As I said last week the 49ers 
       have been playing as though they have been on the nest all year. If that 
       is the case hopefully it was with members of the opposite sex their in 
       San Francisco.
 
 Tampon Bay Buc's over the Falcons, just. I've been thinking about 
       this game a lot and I know Falcons Champ QB and Running Back Michael Vick 
       has the ability to take total control of this game and get the Falcons a 
       win. But seeing it is in Tampon Bay I'm sticking with the Tampon Bay 
       Boys. It's a Huge game with playoff outcomes written all over it. 
       Bengals over the very average Bills. What a great year the Bengals 
       have had, about time!
 
 Panthers over the Cowboys.
       Seems as though the Cowboys 
       have blown their playoff chances with 3 loses in the past 4 weeks. Very 
       disappointing as I have been a Big fan of the Cowboys this year 
       especially with Aussie punter Mat McBriar playing. Panthers should win 
       and hold on to top spot in the NFC South as the Tampon Boys are only one 
       game behind. Giants over Redskins. I'm not a huge Giants fan but 
       it seems they will hold onto top spot in the NFC East. Black and Yellow 
       Steelers over the Brown Shitta me Pants and that's all I got to say 
       about that game.
 
 Dolphin Mammals over the Tit's. Colts over the Seahawks. 
       Very sad news this week as James Dungy the 18 year old son of Colts coach 
       Tony Dungy died, apparently deciding himself to not be on this planet 
       anymore. Strange as I remember seeing James on the sidelines on TV awhile 
       back enjoying footy and life. Apparently not! Sad news but I'm sure James 
       will still be following the Colts from wherever he is now in his new 
       spiritual life. This game is now even more interesting, will the Colts 
       respond even more with their coach who it is reported will be absent and 
       get a win against one of the strongest NFC teams or will this effect them 
       in a somber way and they loose. I think the Colts will respond as they 
       are a way better team than the Seahawks.
 
 Eagle Bird Flu's over the Cardinal Bird Flu's. Wow it's the battle 
       of the diseased bird flu's this weekend. The looser will end up with my 
       #1 Bird Flu title in 05! Bronco's over Raiders. I'm hoping my #1 
       team the Bronco's can continue on their winning way and get the home 
       playoff game or games.
 
 On Christmas day it should be the Bears over the horrid Packers.
       Vikings and their apparent Bad Boat Boys over the Ravens. I'm 
       hoping the Vikings get a win and keep their play off chances alive. On 
       Monday night it' should be the in form reigning Super Bowl Champs the 
       Pat's over the very average Jets. Have a great Christmas weekend." 
       Myk Aussie
 
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 Updated 
       Thurs, Dec 22 05 "Week 16 tips and report  coming Friday! 
       Ravens hammer the horrid Packers! Colts defeated for the 1st time in 05! Broncos continue 
       winning! I crashed somewhat in this weeks tipping but luckily I did not 
       crash yesterday! Cwoa Sue!" Myk Aussie
 
 ABC's Monday 
       Night Footy it was Ravens 48 to Packers 3. Wow! I go to 10 out of 15 
       straight up in Rd 15 for 160 total for the year. Sue in Milwaukee a fan 
       of my NFL column and MYKwebTV loved my Tampon Bay comment below.
 
         "just like a tampon shuts us 
         out"......Now I'll be thinking of that all day and cracking up and 
         people will keep asking me what's so funny." Sue  
          
       Cwoa Sue's Map of Tassie. 
       For Sue on Myk and Mates Club Cwoa's 
       Click
here 
       From Mon Dec 19, I tip a average 
       9 out of 15 so far this week and advance to 159 straight up for the year. 
       As I left Vancouver for Calgary I had the pleasure of arriving in 
       Kamloops BC Canada at 5pm Saturday and got a hotel room especially to 
       watched my #1 team the Bronco's take on the Buffalo Bills. The Bills got 
       off to a great start with a touchdown but the Bronco's just kept at them 
       to end up with a great win, 28 to 17. Bronco's have now set themselves up 
       nicely for possible home games in the playoffs. The Big result this 
       weekend was the Chargers defeating the Colts 26 to 17. A lose is probably 
       a good thing for the Colts while the Chargers are definitely a very good 
       team again this year after a slower start. Chargers should make the 
       playoffs. 
 Other games included the Brown Shitta me Pants defeating the Raiders 9 to 
       7. The reigning Super Bowl Champs the Pats shutting out the Tampon Bay 
       Buc's 28 to 0 just like a Tampon shuts us out. Giants defeating the 
       Chiefs in New York 27 to 17. Jag's just defeating the 49ers 10 to 9. The 
       Eagle Bird Flus defeat the New Zealand Rams Sheep 17 to 16. Texans get a 
       win over the Cardinal Bird Flu's 30 to 19. Seahawks 28 over the Tits 24. 
       Fanny Anny Thraxy's Steelers hammer the Vik's Bad Boat Boys 18 to 3. 
       Dolphin Mammals defeat the Jets 28 to 24. Bengals hammer the Lions 41 to 
       17. Redskins upset one of my now favorite NFC teams the Cowboys 35 to 7.
 
 The Bears defeat the Falcons 16 to 3 who now seen infected somewhat with 
       the Bird Flu as well and may miss the playoffs. The Panthers continue to 
       show they are NFC Super Bowl contenders with a 27 to 10 win over the 
       Saints and that's all I got to say because I was on the road yesterday 
       racing to Calgary through the magnificent mountains and thus missed 
       watching the games. It was one the best drives I have had on this Wild 
       road as it was sunny all the way.
 
 Check out the great drive but in reverse in me Probe racing through the 
       magnificent Canadian Rocky mountains!
I was the crazy Aussie as I left
the Massive Dump of White Stuff in Calgary and headed to Kelowna to web Sports
Cast the "Ski 2 Sea". 15 
cars and a bus in the ditch & a rolled over semi. Enjoy this great drive on
MYKwebTV! Click
here " Myk Aussie
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       Click here" Myk
 Updated
       Sat,
       Dec 17 05 "Vikings
       apparent Boat Bad Boy players in trouble!
       My NFL week
       15 picks and report!
       Cwoc Fanny
       Anny Thraxy a Huge Steeler fan! " Myk Aussie
 
 
  Cwoc Fanny
Anny Thraxy is a Huge Steelers fan. She will be hoping the Steelers can win this
       weekend. Anny was my main web sportscast co-host in the 2002 CFL season
       and again in 2003. Me and Fanny
Anny had some amazing times at the CFL in Edmonton and Calgary along with great
       Rodeo events. Check
out Cwoc Fanny Anny Thraxy on MYKwebTV. Click
here 
 Vikings players charged! Well it's happened again. Because
       people are famous in the US they seem to not be allowed to get away with
       anything at all these days. Now I don't know what happened on the famous
       Vikings Boat cruise that apparently became some sexual activity in front
       of others but I bet if Champ Vikings QB Duante Culpepper and his mates
       weren't famous no charges would have been Laid but apparently some Cwoa's
       or were they Not Cwoa's not sure on that one, got Laid with spectators.
       Maybe these Cwoa's/Not Cwoa's just wanted to feel famous like the players
       and have spectators watch them perform! Where's Tommy Lee the famous boat
       filmer and his camera
       when we need him?
 Posted
       Thurs Dec 16, My NFL
       week 15 picks and report! 
        I finished week 14 at a very lucky 13 out of 16 straight up
       and 150 for the year. Wow! That's my best tipping ever over the past 7
       NFL seasons.
 Pats over the Tampon Bay Buc's especially seeing it is in New
       England. The Florida Tampon Bay guys may be a bit shocked at the cold
       especially as their are storms out East at the moment. Giants over
       Chiefs again only because it is in New York. I would not be at all
       surprised if the Chiefs win this won but seeing I'm a Bronco #1 I can't
       pick the Chiefs. Bronco's over Gabriel Morency's favorite team the
       Bills. I believe the Bronco's can continue winning and be the Colts main
       challenger in the AFC for the Super Bowl. I hope so as I aim to be in
       Detroit.
 
 Vikings over the Steelers in possibly my roughie of the week. Why?
       Because it's in Minnesota and I have liked the Vikings ever since I
       reported on a Monday Night Football game against the Packers several
       years ago in Minnesota. Also as many of you know I'm no huge fan of Black
       and Yellow teams. Steeler fans it's the way it is for me, it goes back to
       my Aussie Rules Footy Blue and White South Gawler Lions vs the Black and
       Yellow Gawler Central Tigers days. Lets hope my star co host of many
       MYKwebTV and Total-CFLwebTV shows Cwoc Fanny Anny Thraxy doesn't read
       this as she loves the Black and Yellow Steelers.
 
 Colts over Chargers. Hmm I should go for the Chargers but not
       quite. Colts seem to really want that undefeated record to continue but
       the Chargers need to keep winning to get a AFC Wild card. Jags
       over the horrid 49ers. I should call them the 69ers as they have been
       playing all year as if they have been "on the nest" all week.
       Looks like the players have no energy left for game day or is it not
       enough ability? It's a combination I believe! Football needs to be #1 to
       the 49er players as they are playing for a great traditional club. Maybe
       it is true what I heard that there are lots of single Cwoa's, Cool Women
       Of America in San Fran seeing there are many poofs there.
 Seahawks
       over the very average Tit's. As I said on SportsRage with Gabriel Morency
       this week I'm not sure the Seahawks are as good as it appears in the
       weaker NFC. I rate the Seahawks behind 5 or 6 AFC teams but hey I've been
       here in Vancouver the past two years and real close to Billy's rich
       Seattle city so I do hope they go well in the playoffs. It's about time
       they did!
        Oh
       no it's a toss of the coin on this one as it's the Cardinal Bird Flu's
       against the Texans in Houston. Came up Heads so I'll go for the Texans
       at home. I think Wayne Gretzky's Phoenix Coyote's NHL team has more fans
       than the Cardinals. Maybe Wayne should be at the Cardinals as a
       motivational speaker! Dolphin Mammals over the Jets in Miami. I
       wish I was in Miami this weekend on the beach with me Canuck mate Darryl
       and all his Cwoa's. Also to see Jets Aussie punter Ben Graham play and
       interview Ricky Williams about his Aussie trip. But I need to save me
       pennies for Detroit. Ben Graham is going well in his 1st year, he's
       currently 7th out of 16 in the AFC punting averages.
 Panthers over the Saints. Panthers I am real keen on this year
       especially after meeting many of the guys at Super Bowl Media day in
       Houston and I think they can possibly go all the way in the NFC. Cowboys
       over Redskins in a great NFC rivalry. Now there is a NFC team looking
       good, the Cowboys another NFC team that's a real chance this year for the
       Super Bowl. Mat McBriar the Cowboy's Aussie punter is also currently 7th
       like Ben out of 16 in NFC punting averages. Bengals over the
       average Blue and White Lions. I was hoping this was the year for the
       Lions but it is not. I had fun talking with Gregg Henson who is formerly
       of Detroit radio about what happens in Detroit and about the average
       Lions on his Austin Texas radio show on Tuesday.
 
 Here comes a coupe of tough unimportant games. Raiders just
       over the Brown Shitta me Pants only because it is in Oakland. New
       Zealand Ram's Sheep over the Eagle #1 Bird Flu's. Hmm Bears or the
       Falcons, Falcons. I just don't see the Bears being as good as
       their record shows and the Falcons definitely need to keep winning.  Ravens just against the Packers. Wow, a
       definite tough week of tipping. It could be a crash and burn week for me,
       hope not as I've been kicking butt of late. As super Bowl approaches I
       hope you enjoy some of my past Super Bowl MYKwebTV shows 
       Click here
       and from Jax in 05 Click here
       Have a great NFL
       weekend!" Myk
 "If
       I confused any of you above with my Aussie Lingo, Cwoc's 
       Click here
       Cwoa's Click here poofs 
       Click here
       " Myk Aussie
        "New Cwoc Pammy and the real
Pamela Grey Cup 05 TV Click here"
Myk
        Wed,
       Dec 14 05 "I talk NFL on The Show With No Name, Austin Texas ESPN
       sports radio! Moose's QB ratings continued! Cwoc Pammy and I heard the
       real Pamela as well was impressed with the CFL and some future NFLers!
       Mooses report!" Myk
          Cwoc Pammy loved the
       CFL Grey Cup 2 weeks ago. She was impressed with some future and former
       NFLers up here in Vancouver Canada. Refer to Thurs Dec 8 report
       below. The best 7 mins show including the real Pamela is now up on Mates Club TV. It
       was a lot of fun on Tuesday to be a guest on " The Show With No
       Name" with
       Gregg Hensen and Dave Tepper, Austin Texas ESPN sports radio. We talked a lot about the NFL and the Aussie punters, the CFL Casey Printers and
       Pamela Anderson being here along with Aussie Rules Footy talk, Cwocodiles
       etc etc. Greg asked me on his show as I had been on his Detroit sports
       radio show several times in thee past. Here's the link to the show Click
here 
        Tuesday
       night after I was lucky enough to be asked out by SSSonja the beautiful
       Cwoc model I called into Gabriel Morency's SportsRage late night radio
       show to ask him how Terrell
       Owen's Birthday Party was on Monday night. I was shocked to hear Morency
       did not get a invite!
 Moose's
        QB ratings contd!
 
 NFC Norris
       Division: The second worst in Pro Football
 Minnesota:
       At the beginning of the year, I was curious to see / find out how much
       Brad Johnson had left. I also said Daunte Culpepper could be an M.V.P.
       candidate. Wow! We all found out how much Brad Johnson
       
       Has left! He should
       be an M.V.P. candidate! But he’s only played 6 games. But HE IS 6-0!
       Best Wishes to
       
       Daunte Culpepper as
       he recovers from serious knee surgery (same to Import Bill Haddox)!
       Don’t rush back, D. Brad’s in charge now. Kinda reminiscent of when
       Boomer Esiason came back from Arizona to Cincinnati! Wow! I say again,
       Wow! Rating: B++++
       
       
       
         Green
       Bay: Doug Pederson is back in Green and Gold as new Offencive Assistant
       and guess what? The Pack
       
       won Monday night in
       O.T. v. Red Garcia (check him out in Detroit’s profile) & NFL
       Lions. Think that doesn’t matter to Brett Favre? Think again. If Peds
       and Coach Mike Sherman are back next year on the Coaching
       
       Staff, then Brett
       is back. If they aren’t, Brett retires. Your choice, Packers. Reserves
       Aaron Rodgers and Craig (Scotland) Nall are solid, if inexperienced.
       Rating: C+ without Brett and Doug; B+ with Favre playing!
       
       
       
         Detroit:
       Red’s game now. Garcia came from Cleveland, grew his hair back out,
       broke the tibia in his right leg, missed the first seven games, played
       and won one over overmatched Harrinton and then sat for two.
       
       Coach Mariucci got
       fired by Matt (Awful) Millen, the worst G.M./V.P. in Pro Football history
       (now 26-53).
       
       Harrington needs a
       change of scenery (or just to get away from Millen [see Bill Bidwell /
       Denny Green in Arizona]. Dan Orlovsky will be ready by NFL Euro Bowl XX
       (or ArenaBowl XXX)…Rating: C+
       
       
       
         Chicago:
       OK beardboy, Orton. The Party’s over. Take your nine-four record and
       sit down pls. Rex (Franchise QB) Grossman is back and healthy. Jeff
       [Eight teams] Blake? Please, I’m about to have dinner!
       
       Rating: C++
       (w/Grossman starting)[, D+ w/out him!]
       
       
       
         NFC
       Southland (Yeehaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
       
       
       
        Carolina:
       Jake, I love ya, you ‘cajan snake’ ya, but son, you’re only the
       second best Jake in the League – again. That bearded Plummer in Mile
       High City has got ya by a (dare I say it?), a whisker [or a bunch of ‘Em!]
       Chris Weinke is a very solid backup! Rating: A-
       
       
       
        Atlanta:
       Until Michael Vick can stay healthy for a full season and until he starts
       learning to pick out third and fourth receivers, call me a skeptic.
       Backup Matt (U. VA) Schaub is still the best pure (or some say ‘real’
       QB) on this team. Rating: With Schaub: A-, With Vick, B.
       
        Tampa
       Bay: People gave me all kinds of grief when I said three playoff
       teams would come in NFC from the Southern Division. Don’t look now,
       Yankees, but the South’s gonna rise again! Atlanta, if Vick holds it
       together, Carolina and definitely Tampa, the Buccs, will ALL make the
       playoffs. No team in the League 
       
       has the Depth @ QB that Jonny and Jay Gruden have created, those brats,
       god love ‘Em!
       
       Dig: Injured Brian
       Griese is a career 66% passer and was 10-5 as a starter before being
       deepsixed by a blown hoof, er, ah knee…Lefty Chris [Lil’] Simms,
       who’s been given tough-love by Jonny G., is now benefiting from 
       a very good team around him and backups Josh McCown and Tim Rattay
       have started before with SOME success. Four pivots deep [don’t count
       ‘lil Griese out entirely this year; he could be back for the Super
       Bowl, the way his old man did in ‘Jan. ’73! Yikes, AFC!) Rating: A-
       
       
       
         Saints:
       Call ‘Em San Antonio, Shreveport, Meadowlands or Baton Rouge, just
       don’t call ‘Em N’Awlins, no
       
       Mo’. Them days
       are over. Gotta feel bad for lame duck Coach Haslett; not only does this
       team suck bigtime, but just when he wants to bench awful Aaron Brooks,
       backup/holder Todd (Stud) Bouman
       
       Now play badly (5
       of 13, 1 INT, only start) but he now suffers from terminal benchitis! He
       wanted out
       
       of his hometown,
       Minnesota so bad, for not wanting to sit FOREVER behind Daunte Culpepper,
       but N.O
       
       Grabs him up and
       now he’s rusty. Mr. Backward pass, it’s hard to believe you and Myk
       Vick have the same loins! Rating: D+
       
       
       
         NFC
       West:
       
       
       
        Arizona:
       Boy am I mad at these jerks! Not only did I go out on a limb predicting
       they would challenge Carolina or Tampa for the NFC Championship but
       Bidwell and Green turn out to be the worst combination since, well…Bidwell
       and Buddy Ryan. Or Bidwell and Vince Tobin! Why did a great family
       /Christian-guy like Kurtis Eugene Warner, (or before him, Dave Krieg or
       Boomer Esiason?) have to end up in the Bermuda Triangle of the NFL? Green
       and Bidwell REALLY COULD screw up a wet dream! Bidwell is so well
       ‘loved’ (tough love in the desert anyone?) that all of 23,000 people
       showed up again yesterday to watch Warner play his guts out – again and
       the Offence broke down and they LOST 13-17 to a very average Washington
       team. Warner has been averaging well over 300+ yards passing a game for
       these jokes, they get what seems to be a very fine rookie running back
       like J.J. Arrington out of the draft and have all those talented WRs and
       a few good FBs/TEs and they still can’t put together a decent Offencive
       package! One of
       
       their players told
       me a month ago ‘He (Green) is destroying us with his weirdness.’ Must
       get it from his owner! The oldest franchise in the League and the worst.
       Nobody has lost more games in Pro Football history! Rating: C [only
       because of Kurt Warner and the WRs]
       
       
       
         Seattle:
       Matt Hasselbeck was worth the wait. And Holmgren is being rewarded for
       being smart enough to bring in Super Bowl Dilfer for four years to tutor
       him! Seneca Wallace (NOT William!) is the new ‘Slash’.
       
       And Dave Green’s
       time will come. Rating: A
       
       
       
         Saint
       Louis: A funny thing happened to Joe Vitt and Co. on the way to
       redemption; Martz finally is gone and (with heart problems? I didn’t
       know that atheist had one!) and Bulger, the INT machine deepsixed himself
       with another merciful injury. They got Jamie Martin back, but he got hurt
       after recording a 4-2 record. So in comes Harvard’s Ryan Fitzpatrick
       who played like Kurt Warner last week and Eli Manning this week. At least
       when Eli throws a ton of INTs, the G-Men still somehow win (?!). Jeff
       Smoker (section)? Like I said about Blake, “Please, I’m about to eat
       dinner!” Rating: (W/ Martin starting: B / w/Bulger:C / w/ Fitzpatrick
       Or Smoker-section: D ) Overall: C-
       
       
       
        San
       Francisco: Quick – Who’s the only former P.B.R’r to ever play
       QB in the NFL? Cody Pickett, the number #4 pivot and Special Teamer and
       the Feel Good story of the year for ‘Frisco. If the 2-12 47ers
       
       have the feel good
       story of the year WITH A FOURTH STRING qb winning one of two games for
       them
       
       (so far, this ano)
       you know things are bad in former Joe Montana-Steve Young-ville! Ken
       Dorsey, 37-2
       
       @ the Univ. of
       Miami, keeps showing loads of potential then getting hurt. Starter Tim
       Rattay was stolen away by Tampa and the Bros. Gruden and Alex Smith just
       plain sucks! Seriously, I’d love to say something positive about him,
       but this friggin’ guy struggles to pass for 80 yards a game! OK –
       He’s young. The Batchelor was released two weeks ago to go back to the
       47ers CFL number, the Ottawa-
       
       Rough-Renegades and there’s nobody else left to throw out there. Poor
       Mike Nolan. Rating: D-. Ride
       
       ‘;Em
       Cowboy!" Moose
 "Moose can be heard most weeks normally on Thursday nights on
       Gabriel Morency's SportsRage talking lots of Footy. Click
here " Myk Aussie
 Updated
       Tues,
       Dec 13 05 "NFL week
       14 results and report! I tip 13 out of 16 straight up and go to 150 for
       the year, Wow some luck and hunches! Jason Clermont a future NFLer in the CFL Grey Cup
       05 Best 7 min's TV show! Moose's QB ratings!" Myk Aussie 
       
 Last night I enjoyed the game immensely as it was the 1st time I have
       seen the Saints all year. To the Aussies and others that don't follow the
       NFL closely the Saints are the New Orleans Saints. They have had a tough
       time since the massive floods as a result of Hurricane Catrina. It is
       believed they will be located in San Antonio in 2006 and then possibly permanently
       there or maybe Los Angeles. It seems the city of San Antonio is a nice
       fit for the team and their families. The Falcons 36 defeated the Saints
       17.
 
 Sundays results saw Jets 26 over
       Raiders 10, Colts 26 defeated Jags 18, Vikings 27 over New Zealand Ram's
       Sheep 13, Bengals 23 just over Brown Shitta me pants 20, Tampon Bat Buc's
       20 shock the Panthers 10, Steelers 21 defeated the Bears 9, Giants 26
       just over the Eagle Bird Flu's 23, On a snowy day the Pat's 37 now on a
       roll over Bills 7.
 
 Tit's just over the unlucky Texans 10, Seahawks 41 hammer the woeful
       49ers 3, Redskins 17 defeat the Cardinal's also with Bird Flu 13, Cowboys
       31 Yeh defeat the Chiefs 28 in a rippa. That was my tip of the week
       without doubt. I like the Cowboys this year plus it helps the Bronco's
       when the Chiefs and Chargers loose.
 
 Bronco's 12 just over Ravens 10. Now that is what you call lucky. The
       Bronco's just winning to now have a 2 game lead over Chiefs and Chargers.
       Packers 13 just over Lions 10. In a huge shock the Dolphin Mammals 23
       defeat the Chargers 21. Tonight it's the Saints vs the Falcons. Falcons
       need to win to keep their playoff chances alive as they have slipped back
       in their division of late.
 
 Updated Tues. I finished week 14 at a very lucky 13 out of 16 straight up
       and 150 for the year. From Monday I'm currently 12 out of 15 straight up in week 14 and
       149 for the year,
       my best year ever in tipping. I need to see what the other media guys are
       tipping for the year, I bet I'm up there with the best. Is it luck?
       Sometimes luck but also alot of hunches that have been going right for
       me. Lots more coming this week to NFL webWORLD.
 Dec
       12, 05 "The
       Best 7 mins from Grey Cup 05 week!
       One of my best Footy, Comedy, Cwoc TV shows ever!"
       BC Lions Jason Clermont can make the NFL as a Tight End!
       Includes The
       Parade featuring the real Pamela Anderson, The BC Booze Brothers, many of
       the CFL cheerleaders, CFL stars Ed Hervey and Jason Clermont, Rider titty
       & nipple Cwoc, Wow!, Honest Mur, Bubbles The Green Bastard, Moose, ScottyDog
       Total-CFLer and lots more great CFL wild fans, This is Mates Club
       version, some viewer discretion is advised! 
       Click
       here"
       Myk Aussie
        From
       Moose “NFL Notes: Michael Vick hurt again…Yawn. Saints Coach Jim
       Haslett had no choice. He benched ineffective Aaron Brooks and will start
       studly Todd Bouman the rest of the year. Here’s good luck to ya, Mr.
       Big Arms.
       
       Congratulations to
       Jerome (Bus) Bettis for 13,000+ career Pro rushing yards. You earned it,
       kid. Question:
       
       Does naybody REALLY
       want to win the NFC (L)East, the worst Division in Pro Football? The NFC
       Norris is the second worst! Cogratualtions to Buccs CB Ronde Barber,
       first player in NFL history to have at least 20
       
       INTs
       and 20 sacks in a career! Oh – he’s N.Y. G-men Tiki’s twin bro. And
       from here in good ‘ole Virginny, too. More next week! “ Moose 
        Moose's
        QB ratings and report! 
 AFC EAST
 
 New England: Tom Brady is still the best but several guys are
        gaining on him, namely
        Palmer, of Cincinnati. Doug Flutie Sightings this season: two: The 43
        year-old wonder, who can
        still book around end has two appearances since wrestling
        the number two job back from Matt Cassel [Flute's stats thus far:
        4 of 9 for 27 yards and 1
        rush for a two-yard first down; Cassel, 4 of 8 in one game
        v. Da Raidahs for only 16 yards and a INT; one rush, minus one yard].
        Rating: A
 
        New
        York Jets: With Accurate Chad Pennington and in consistent Jay
        Fiedler out with injuries,
        Brooks Bollinger, so far, at best a #3 pivot, the results
        have been less than spectacular. Number #4, Klif Kingsbury has played
        some and Vinny Testeverde had to be brought out of retirement. Rating:
        C--...[Oppps, sorry, the rest in Word...]
        Buffalo:
       J.P. LOSSMAN, has been a bust – except for one game. Why did Coach Mike
       Malarky bench consistent Kelly (Barcelona) Holcomb? After two games,
       Holcomb was 2-0 then lost two close ones to Kansas City and New England
       and then got hurt. Hey Mike; he’s healthy again and Lossman sucks!
       
       Third stringer
       Shane Matthews, who been around the League may play some yet. Things are
       that bad:
       
       Rating: D
       
       
       
         Miami:
       Surprisingly the Dolphins have actually won four of their last six games,
       including a stunning upset of the Chargers in San Diego yesterday. Dummy
       Rook College Coach Nick Saban, the worst in the League
       
       Is a nice candy-ass
       who’s job the players are trying to save since he won’t yell at them.
       Gus Frerotte and
       
       Sage Rosenfels,
       along with A.J. Feeley, who started the year but has since been traded to
       the Chargers,
       
       The team Eli
       Manning’s parental units didn’t want him to play for, were all at
       once NFC (L)East pivots.
       
       This team needs to
       draft a QB in the first round next ano! Rating: D++
       
       
       
         AFC
       South (?)
       
        Indianapolis:
       Anybody that knows me knows I can’t stand Archie Manning and his ilk. (Folkes,
       an ‘Ilk’
       
       is
       not a big deer!) But I have to give Peyton credit (and his commercials
       are really good too!), he’s become on of the best in the League the
       last few years. Backups, ‘We don’t need no stinkin’ backups!”
       
       Rating: B++
       
         Houston:
       How about trading Joey Harrington to Houston for Dave Carr, GMs? Both
       these kids could be real good in a few years but they both need a change
       of scenery! Dave Ragone (L) and Tony (Small Hands) Banks ® are better
       than average backups who won’t get any playing time – until the Coach
       gets fired.
       
       Poor Dom Capers!
       Rating: C—
       
         Jacksonville:
       The Jaguars have three clones at QB on the roster. The only way to tell
       these guys apart
       
       is their numbers
       and names on the back of their jerseys. Garrard starts now since the
       injury to Mr. “Worst Looking Drop in Pro Football History”, Byron
       (Overweight) Leftwich. The other ‘troika’? Quinn Gray. Rating: C+
       
         Tennessee:
       Myk caught me misspelling Tenne-s-s-e-e a few weeks back and suspended me
       from Total-CFL, so I have to do NFL team updates. Just kidding, Myk.
       Steve McNair, a real warrior like his older brother who played nine years
       in the Ar.FL and three more in two other Leagues, is still one of the
       best. Too bad the Tits, as Myk calls them aren’t. Can anyone say
       ‘Salary-Cap’ dungeon? Backups Billy Volek,
       
       Who’s good when
       not hurt and Matt Mauck are better than average and won’t play unless
       McNair is hurt – again. Rating: B
       
       
        
       
        AFC
       North
       
        Pittsburgh:
       If Big Ben, Roethisberger, that is, is healthy than Mr. Former Number 1
       pick / Ar.FL /XFL’r Tommy Maalox, er, ah, Maddox and Charley
       Batch-of-Inconsistencies are toast. But being a reserve pivot in
       Pittsburgh isn’t so bad. You get a first row seat to watch The Bus and
       Troy ‘Hair-for-Days’ Polamalu hit people on both sides of the ball!
       Rating: A-
       
       
       
        Baltimore:
       The Curse of Trent (Super Bowl) Dilfer still haunts poor Brian
       Billick’s guys. How many more times are they gonna pick up Chris Redman
       and stash him on the practice squad? How many more times will Kordell
       (Slush) Stewart and Anthony (Inconsistent) Wrong, er, ah, Wright gonna
       get chances to back up What’s-his-name? Besides, who said Kyle Boller
       was all that anyway. Any Coach that mistreats Trent Dilfer gets burned in
       the long haul…(See Cleveland’s profile)…Rating: D
       
       
       
        Cleveland:
       Roman (Romeo) Crenell just screwed up. Now the Curse of Trent Dilfer is
       upon him. Charley
       
       Frye will be ready
       in about 2008 and there currently is no third-stringer on the active
       roster…Let’s see;
       
       Dilfer was benched
       by Sam Wyche in Tampa – Wyche got fired and his replacement Casey
       Weldon had
       
       His career ended in
       the XFL…Tony Dungy replaced Dilfer in Tampa several years later and he
       got fired!
       
       Then Brian Billick
       released Dilfer AFTER Dilfer WON HIM & THE Ravens the Super Bowl
       (’01)! Then Dilfer
       
       got plenty of miles
       in Seattle and left via free agency to Dog Pound City. Rating without
       ‘Trint’ playing,
       
       C.
       
       
       
         Cincinnati:
       Herrree’sss Carson (Palmer). Tom Brady’s Heir Apparent. The best this
       side of Mr. Wonderful.
       
       Capably backed up
       by the deepest trio in the League, or all of Pro Football for that
       matter: Jon Kitna, who could like start for nine other clubs off hand,
       Casey Bramlett and practice squad’r and hometowner,
       
       Craig Krenzel.
       Rating: A.
       
       
       
         AFC
       West
       
        Denver:
       This is how much Coach Shanahan loves the bearded wonder, now the best
       Jake in the Loop
       
       again – he cut
       last year’s back-up, ex-Ar.FL’r Danny Kanell, and traded other
       reserve pivot Mauck
       
       to Tennessee. Now
       only Bradlee Van Pelt, son of that #10(G-Men)[[Raidahs] guy, Brad
       Van Pelt,
       
       former NFL LB is
       the ONLY backup on the active roster. And he just ran seven yards for his
       first
       
       Career NFL TD the
       other day. Rating: A.
       
         Kansas
       City: Ex-CFL’r Trent Green is a stud – still, just barely. If he
       got hurt, do we really believe
       
       that Tod Collins,
       Damon Huard or Casey Clausen could carry this team? I don’t. But in the
       meantime,
       
       let’s enjoy the
       Dick Vermeil / Trent Green show. Rating: A-
       
       
       
         Oakland:
       Marques Tuiasosopo starting yesterday? Marques Friggin’T-U-I-A-S-O-S-O-P-O?
       Sorry, I always loved that name when his Kane Manu Tuiasosopo played NG
       for the Seattle ‘S’Hawks and San Francisco
       
       48ers, in the NFL.
       Seriously, they would have been better bringing back Rick Mirer! Kerry
       Collins has been on how many teams now? Will Andrew Green be another
       Rusty Hilger (like Tuiasosopo is)? Will Al Davis live long enough to see
       another winning season? Will Norvell Turner ‘live’ to Coach another
       season? Am 
       
       I asking too many
       questions? Can I get that cheeseburger without onions? Rating: D+
       
       
       
         NFC
       East, 
       
        Washington:
       Mark Brunell, a truly good guy is having a renaissance of sorts this
       year…Or is it an epiphany? So much for the queen’s American, eh?
       Colour Pat Ramsey (and inconsistent LaVar Arrington)
       
       Gone next ano. Luke
       Campbell won’t be ready until 2009…They shouldn’t have released
       their best QB,
       
       Tim Hasselbeck
       (more on in him in N.Y. G’s profile) If, and that can be a big word, IF
       BRUNELL stays
       
       Healthy, the
       R’Skins could maybe break even on the Year. Rating: C++
       
         Dallas:
       If Coach Tuna loves Tony Romo (and not his ribs!) so much, how come
       he’s only the holder?
       
       Drew Henson should
       have stuck to baseball. That leaves the guy who lost Parcells the Super
       Bowl back in ’97, Drew Bledsoe, who can be great one week and just
       plain weak the next. Rating: B—
       
         Philadelphia:
       If Donovan McNabb is healthy, things are good in Philly Cheesesteaktown
       (MAKE THAT
       
       WITHOUT ONIONS!).
       If either Mobile Mike McMahon or Sista-Holder Koy (OR IS IT Ty?) Detmer
       
       Are playing, then
       they are in trouble. Rating, now: C--.With Donovan: A—
       
         New
       York G-Men: (As big Chris Berman, ESPN says) Since Frye, Harrington,
       Ramsey, Tuiasosopo,
       
       Et, al are still
       not only employed by NFL teams THEY’VE actually go teen significant
       playing time this
       
       Year (Yikes!), Eli
       Manning is by default not the worst QB in the League anymore. Make no
       mistake
       
       about it, he’s
       till a bad QB, but not totally hopeless any more. The best QB here was
       the best QB w/
       
       Washington last year; Tim Hasselbeck, since the ‘Batchelor’, Canadian
       Jessie Palmer has been waived
       
       (by N.Y/ Ottawa [CFL]
       & SF this year]. Jared Lorenzen, a 280-lb lardass is number three,
       giving the
       
       New York Football
       Giants the biggest clipboard carrier in Pro Football History. Rating:
       C--  
         More
       QB ratings coming tomorrow." Moose
        
       
         
       "Myk Aussie is the
       best NFL Cheerleaders interviewer Click here" Joe
                         
       
        Sat,
       Dec 10 05 "My NFL week
       14 picks and report!" Myk Aussie 
        Lets
       see if I can continue with my shockingly amazing tipping as I am 137 for
       the year straight up. Against the spread I have no idea!
        NFL
       week 14 tips. Steelers over the Bears. I'm amazed at the Bears this
       year but I don't think they can beat the Steelers in Pittsburgh. Colts
       over the Jag's. I'm hoping the Colts continue winning for a bit
       longer and then suffer a let down just before the playoffs to give me
       Bronco's a better chance of going all the way to the Super Bowl. I like
       the Colts though. Panthers over the Tampon Bay Buc's in what could
       be a rippa of a game. I've said it for awhile now, the Panthers are
       looking very good this year and may go all the way in the weaker NFC.
 Bengals over the Brown shitta me pants. Bengals continue to
       dominate, wow about time! The horrible Tit's over the horrible
       Texans. Is 2004 CFL MVP star Lions QB Casey Printers heading to the
       Texans in 06? Pats over the Bills. Looks like the Pat's will make
       the playoffs in a weakish division. With injured players coming back they
       could make a run for it again this year. Raiders over the horrid
       Jets. Seems former Aussie AFL star Ben Graham now a Jet picked a good
       team to go to getting lots of punts in his 1st year.
 
 Vikings who are on fire after early season disasters over the NZ
       Rams sheep. Giants over the Eagle Bird Flu's. Yep the Eagles have
       now taken the Bird Flu title away from the Cardinal Bird Flu's. Will it
       be the "Red" jersey Giants this week? What's with that, their
       Red jerseys looked horrible last week. Seahawks over 49ers. Looks
       like I'm heading to a sports bar this Sunday as this is the game on TV.
       I'm thinking it will be a thrashing! Redskins over the Cardinals.
 
 Bronco's over Ravens. Bronco's must win this game to stay ahead of
       the Chargers and the Chiefs in possibly the strongest division. Chargers
       over the Dolphin Mammals. Maybe I should toss a coin on this one, but
       I'll go for the horrid Packers over the average Lions only because
       it is in Green Bay on Sunday night. I believe Jeff Garcia who is starting
       for the Lions at QB could have a very good game. If this is the case the
       Lions may win and continue the Packers horrid season.
 Falcons
       who have a touch of the Bird Flu of late over the Saints on Monday night.
       The Falcons will need to shake off the Bird Flu or else they will miss
       the playoffs. In a bit of a roughie I'm going for the Cowboys over
       the Chiefs but I wouldn't at all be surprised to see the Chiefs win. I'm
       hoping the Cowboys make the playoffs and the Chiefs fall behind a couple
       of games from the Bronco's. Chiefs are looking good though. Have a great NFL
       weekend!" Myk Aussie
 "If you are here 
       somehow Free I hope you decide to join us regularly in Mates Club
       
       
       Click here" Myk
 Updated
       Thurs,
       Dec 8 05 "My NFL week
       14 picks coming Friday! I
       pick 13 out of 16 straight up in week 13 and amaze myself to go to 137
       straight up for the year, Wow! NFL week 13 results and my report! They
       are now the Eagle Bird Flu's! Aussie punter Mat
       McBriar gets drilled by Bill Parcells the Cowboys coach! The real
       Pamela Anderson was at last weeks Big CFL Grey Cup game in Vancouver!
       Mooses report!" Myk Aussie
 Even
       though I'm still thinking of my MYKwebTV show with the real Pamela from
       last Saturdays CFL Grey Cup Parade Click
here I will try and
       concentrate on these important NFL week 13 results.
       Wow!
 
 
  "100,000's of Canadians
laughed as Myk appeared with Cwoc Pammy on the national news of CTV, CBC and
Global News last week along with the CBC produced Grey Cup Parade. Myk also had
a 1 on 1 interview with ET Canada at the Parade. This was Myk and Cwoc Pammy at
the opening ceremony where he was interviewed by CTV and CBC. Myk bought Cwoc
Pammy in 2000 and has done several Halloween MYKwebTV shows with Cwoc Pammy. She
was a massive hit all weekend as many TV people and fans wanted pictures with
Cwoc Pammy." Moose 
 Updated Tues Dec 6 NFL week 13 results and my report. What was
       that last night? Was it really the Eagles out there minus Donovan McNabb
       and Terrell Owens or was it their practice team! It was the only time
       that I have ever tuned off of Monday Night Football ever! Seahawks hammer
       the Eagles, who I will now call the "Eagle Bird Flu's" 42 to 0!
       I tipped 13 out of 16 straight up in week 13 to go to 137 for the year,
       my best year ever of tipping! Wow, 13 amazed myself as I was worried
       about week 13 as it did look really tough. I now firmly believe I am here
       in Nth America for a reason. It is my destiny! To continue to be the NFL
       Aussie Sports, Media, Comedy Guy!
 
 Mon Dec 5th. What a great day Sunday it was
       as I got to watch four great games. Bengals amazingly over the Steelers,
       Chiefs unfortunately over the Bronco's, Giants disappointingly over the
       Cowboys and the Chargers hammer the Raiders. In the dying minutes of the
       1st games I was 6-2 tipping but then the Texans were beating the Ravens
       and the Bills were up on the Dolphin Mammals. Minutes later I was in my
       hotel room laughing my head off as I was about to be 6-4 but Wow, the
       Ravens get up and the Dolphin Mammals come back from being way down to
       defeat the Bills. Thus at 1.30pm Pammy BC Lions time I was 8-2. I was
       extremely worried this week as the tipping did look tough. I ended up the
       day at a fortunate 12-3.
 
 Mat McBriar the Aussie and former Uni of Hawaii punter for the Dallas
       Cowboys got drilled by Bill Parcells the Cowboys coach for a couple of
       average punts in the crucial game against the Giants. Mat was 7 punts for
       a average of 40 yards on the day. Let's hope Mat does keep improving in
       his 2nd year at the Cowboys and holds onto this great punting job for
       years to come. It was a great game between the Chiefs and the Broncos.
       Bronco's need to keep winning to hold onto top spot in this tough
       division with the Chargers and the Chiefs now only one game behind the
       9-3 Bronco's at 8-4. Lots more coming this week to NFL webWORLD. I'll
       hear from Moose with his NFL HARDBall report as he is now back in the US
       after a great trip here for the CFL Grey Cup.
 
 Seahawks 42, Eagle Bird Flu's 0. From Monday NFL week 13 results:
 Bengals 38, Steelers 31, Colts 35 Tit's 3, Chiefs 31 Broncos 27, Giants
       17 Cowboys 10, Dolphin Mammals 24 Bills 23, Panthers 24 Falcons 6, Jags
       20 Brown Shitta me Pants 14, Vikings 21 Lions 16, Tampon Bay Buc's 16
       Texans 15, Redskins 24 New Zealand Ram's Sheep 9, Pat's 16 Jets 3,
       Cardinal Bird Flu's 17 49ers 10, Bears 19 Packers 7, Chargers 34 Raiders
       10. Tonight its the Battle of the Birds as the Seahawks take on the
       Eagles in Philly. We know one thing suspended star Eagle WR Terrell
       Owen's is a severely mentally wounded Bird at the moment. I as many
       others enjoy watching him play but I heard he'll be hiding tonight
       somewhere high in the mountains in his Eagles nest crying!" Myk
       Aussie
 From
       Moose “NFL Notes – The K.C. Chiefs could 
       be in the best position to go all the way…if they maintain their
       
       momentum and beat
       the Cowpokes next weekend. I can’t understand Rams Coach Joe Vitt
       starting
       
       rook Ryan
       Fitzpatrick over the fine vet Jamie Martin – unless the Rams think
       their slim playoff hopes
       
       are still alive and
       Jamies’ injury is worse than they are letting on and are saving him for
       the playoffs.
       
       Working his way
       ahead of deadbeat Jeff Smoker (section) was one thing, but Martin was 6th
       alltime in
       
       NCAA passing yards
       @: 12,000+, right behind CFL star Dave Dickenson.
       
         Milestones:
       Adam Vinatieri is now the leading scorer in Patriots alltime team
       history, breaking 10-yr.
       
       AFL vet [1960-69]
       Kicker and OEnd Gino Cappaletti, who has been the Patriots radio
       play-by-play man for quite awhile. San Diego’s Marty Schottenheimer is
       11th in Pro Football history, right behind Jack Pardee in
       
       career wins [Pardee
       Coached in five Pro Leagues, the only man to ever do that!]. Marty is
       also 8th alltime
       
       in
       NFL history.  More next week!
       “ Moose
         
       
 Fri,
       Dec 2 05 "My NFL week 13 tips and report! The New York Jets should
       have kept Ricky Ray the 05 CFL Grey Cup MVP from last weekend!" Myk Aussie
 
 Their are some very interesting games this weekend and some tough picks
       no doubt about that! Here we go, see if I can keep up my best tipping
       year ever this week as I am 124 for the year straight up.
 
 Week 13. Panthers just over Falcons Birds. I'm liking the Panthers
       this year but this game could either way especially if Champ Falcons QB
       Michael Vick is on fire. I can't believe this is happening, but I'm
       picking MADNesse's average Dolphin Mammals over Morency's Buffalo
       Bills but only because it is in Miami. I'll be stirring up Gabriel
       Morency tonight on the "Friday Night Freak Show" SportsRage
       Montreal and Internet radio about his very average Bills and how he will
       feel if they get beaten by the Dolphin Mammals, MADNess's favorite team.
 
 Steelers just over the Bengals in one of the games of the week. Bears
       over the horrid Packers. The average Ravens over the very average
       Texans. Tampon Bat Buc's over Saints. Colts over the Tit's.
       Hmmm, lets toss a coin and go for the Cardinal Bird Flu's over the
       terrible 2-9 49ers. Redskins with Billy Cliton Portis playing
       better at RB just over the New Zealand Ram's Sheep.
 
 Bronco's over arch rivals Chiefs in Kansas City. I can't wait to
       watch this game on Sunday at 1.00pm Pammy BC Lions West Coast time. Lets
       hope the Bronco's can keep their great form going and challenge the Colts
       for the AFC title in January.  Sunday night it should be the
 
 Chargers over the Raiders. Raiders are gone for the year. Pat's over Jets. If
       the Jets kept CFL Grey cup 05 MVP Ricky Ray on their roster this year
       they would have been a chance. Well done to Ricky winning a 2nd Grey Cup
       and a 2nd MVP after he spent 04 as 3rd or 4th string QB for the Jets. The
       inform Seahawks over the Eagles who are also now with the Bird Flu
       and are gone for the year. I still don't trust the Seahawks but they are
       going along nicely in the weaker NFC. Jag's even without QB Byron
       Leftwich just over the Brown Shitta me pants.
 
 I'm going for the Vikings over the Lions but sometimes we see a
       new coach come in and the team wins. I'll stick with the Vikings though.
       The Big game between arch rivals the Cowboys and the Giants I'm going for
       the Cowboys. Only because I like them more now that they have a
       Aussie playing for them in punter Mat McBriar. This could go either way
       especially seeing it is in New York. "Crack pipe caught"
       Michael Irvin the former Cowboys star has now been let go by ESPN. It was
       his mates Crack pipe in his car "apparently". Have a great NFL
       weekend " Myk
 
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